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KUCKOO!! KUCKOOO! DING! DING! DING! List~!
Michael Further Explains The Mental Illness List
In the past, before Michael fixed things, this was a
way to shut people up and discredit people. Calling
them mentally ill. shelly told us not to even talk
to the mentally ill.
But it turned out most of the people doing the
accusing and finger pointing and "you better take
your meds" etc... were mentally ill themselves.
That's a huge story, and I SCOOPED IT.
MaryBeth for instance, was constantly telling
people to take their meds. Once I started to
do a little research, the floodgates opened
and an amazing story unfolded.
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HOWEDY Soup,
Thanks Soup.
You'd think your list got 'm covered, Soup to NUTS, eh???
But you ain't.
There's STILL a few loose SCREWBALLS missin.
For starters, you forgot the cutters and ***ual sadists, Soup.
Look up susan frazier and looney toons aka laura arlov
an marcel the imbecile idiot liar dog an child abuser PhD
psycho clHOWEN <{}: ~ ( >
If You Ain't On The List, PLEASE,:
<YOUR NAME GOES HERE>
(please proudly add your name and the drugs/disorders specific
to you, if you are also mentally ill). If we all come forward,
we can help each other with our problems.
Remember, mental illness is nothing to be ashamed of.
It's not your fault if you have a defective brain which may
cause you to act like an extreme hypocrite and/or idiot
and/or robot without your being aware of it).
Also, please notify us if you are *not* mentally ill, and have
been added to this by mistake, so we can make our corrections
and remove you from the crazy person list.
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Subject: HOWE Does WON Know? - MENTAL ILLNESS IN RPD*
HOWEDY Folksies~!
Subject: HOWE Does WON Know??
MENTAL ILLNESS IN RPD*
Mental illness is a public issue in these newsgroups.
People are always running around calling other people
mentally ill and diagnosing their illnesses.
I think it's only fair that we have an accurate list of
who is and who isn't mentally ill, so that we can avoid
any misunderstandings and promote group harmony.
Folks suffering psychotic breaks from reality oftenwonder:
"HOWE does WON KNOW if I REALLY was (or STILL)
ARE PSYCHO, NUTS-O, or just plain old MENTALLY ILL?"
A EXXXCELLENT question, of curse, eh folksies??
The answer is EZ!:
In order to HEEL yourself from MENTAL ILLNESS / stark
ravin INSANITY or just plain NUTS-O you gotta recognize
your DIS-EASE (INSANITY [CONgenital or otherWIZE]) an
DEAL with it.
That's the first step.
Is it any SURPRISE that HOWER DOG LOVERS who jerk
an choke dogs on pronged spiked pinch choke collars an shock
them or spray aversives in their dog's faces are likeWIZE,
MENTALLY ILL?
If ALL behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
(we've PROVEN that), HOWE COME we STILL got people
who still got dogs THEY BLAME with behavior problems?
Perhaps it's on accHOWENT of HOWER DOG LOVERS are
liars, dog abusers, Sadists, cowards and active, acute, chronic,
life-long, incurable MENTAL CASES.
Oh, bye the bye, that's a STATEMENT, NOT a QUESTION.
Here's some additional FREE diagnostic advice *(CAVEAT:
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard AIN'T a
mental heelth professional practicioner. PLEASE CONsult
your own licensed family mental heelth professional CON-
SELLOR for specific insanity / nuts-o, mental illness advice.
This is ONLY a self heelp GUIDE) <{}'; ~ ) >
When you open your medicine cabinet and see many bottles
of anti psychotic medications with recent dates and compare
those with your schedule of regular psychiatric examination
appointments for reevaluation of your psychotropic medications
you can bet your life, you're clinically NUTS-O or congenitally
INSANE <{}: ~ ( >
Just keepin it real, folksies.
Check Your Status~!
HERE'S HOWE:
If you're STILL unSHORE abHOWET your mentally
ill status perhaps you should DHOWEBLE check.
Here's HOWE.
Look for your picture I.D. card. You may need to ask
your attendant for assistance. If that's the case, you
don't need to continue this DHOWEBLE check <{}'; ~ ) >
While standing in front of your medecine cabinet, compare
your picture I.D. with the image in the mirror and verify
the name and see if it jives with HOWE you think you recall
you may have last identified yourself when questioned for
admittance to the secure mental heelth facility you've
recently been released from.
If necessary ask for heelp. Children tend to be honest
but beware, they may be playful and could mislead you
just for fun.
Then check the name on your picture I.D. against the
name on the prescription medication bottles and LOOK
at the dates to insure they're current.
Be SHORE to take your medications with a little
bit of food and ROTATE your meds frequently.
While a sudden inexplicable remission or divine
heeling CAN happen, chances are greater that it
WON'T HAPPEN in HOWER *(your) lifetimes <{}: ~ ( >
IOW, If you're MENTALLY ILL NHOWE you'll PROBABLY
STAY that way till long after you're dead an buried and be that
way in your next lifetime on accHOWENTA THAT'S your HUMAN NATURE <{}: ~ )
>
Here's a partial list of HOWER mental cases who
TRY to pass themselves off as DOG LOVERS and
HOWE to tell if you too, are afflicted.
MENTAL ILLNESS IN RPD*
Mental illness is a public issue in these newsgroups.
People are always running around calling other people
mentally ill and diagnosing their illnesses.
I think it's only fair that we have an accurate list of
who is and who isn't mentally ill, so that we can avoid
any misunderstandings and promote group harmony.
Updated KUCKOO!! KUCKOOO! DING! DING! DING!
list as of 12/21/2003:
list of confirmed or suspected mentally ill (crazy)
Regulars Most of whom are women or homo***uals
RPD CRAZY PERSON ROLL CALL and BIOS
Here's a PARTIAL list of CERTIFIED MENTALLY
ILL DOG ABUSERS and LIARS who are "respected"
posters here abHOWETS:
lynn kosmakos
RPD* Enemy of Dogs #1
(Lithium, Zoloft, bipolar, manic, depression) will "put down
a biter as fast as anyone" yet claims to be a saintly dog rescuer.
Murders dogs because of insurance rates. Her brother was
attacked by a Golden Retriever when she was young. For
this reason, she murders easily trainable dogs. Condemns
dogs to death who are easily trainable with her "evaluations."
Is nice to people in person, but her true dog hating nature
comes out on newsgroups with extreme clarity.
Advocates shooting dogs on sight, when they chase deer. Sees
no other option. Her own dog Java had to be shocked with a
shock collar to keep him from chasing deer.
has been on lithium for approximately 20 years. Zoloft
for an undetermined number of years
"I particularly remember a comment she made about scarey
side effects of Lithium. Hardly. After 17 years on it, I
think I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of any
side effect is far less frightening than the very real
dangers of life without it."
Lynn K.
From: Chris Kosmakos (chriskoz@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Prozac - Good medication or no?
I TAKE A SIMILAR DRUG MYSELF
"Yes, for very specific behaviorial problems. I would have
to trust my vet and behaviorist a lot, and be very sure
that I had exhausted every other option before I used
Prozac to deal with a dog problem - and I take a similar
drug, Zoloft, myself."
Lynn K.
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WORDS OF WISDOM
From Our Own lynn kosmakos
1200mg Of Lithium And 50 mg Of Zoloft
Every Day
For Twenty Years
"I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM"
"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day.
I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn more,
while happily sharing pertinent information I have learned.
But if I were ever to post such sh*t, I would hope that every
other reader of this group would be rightfully outraged."
"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the easily
understood rules and contributing to in constructive ways."
Lynn K.
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LYNN K. and LOIS E, and a BiLateral, BiPolar conversation
on Mental problems. lynn AND lois: Almost 50 years on mental
illness medications combined:
"It wasn't that meds didn't work for her - she wouldn't take
them. I particularly remember a comment she made about
scarey side effects of Lithium. Hardly. After 17 years on
it, I think I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
any side effect is far less frightening than the very real
dangers of life without it."
lynn k.
LYNN K. and the UNQUIET MIND
From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosmakos@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Where is
Darlene? Date: 1999/09/03
Yeah. It's interesting, but kind of watered down for the
mass market, if you know what I mean. There's really quite
a lot of good work out there and decent research. Thank
God.
lynn k.
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Lois E. (of Gary and Lois fame)
Lois' has been on tricyclic antidepressants for approximately
25 years. This may be a record. Husband is a cop but there is
no evidence that he beats the crap out of her, or that he has
for 25 years.
Had a traumatic experience as a child with a horse running
wild in the Pantry and living room. In recent years, shot
neighbor's dog from point blank range while it was chewing
on her pigmy goat, teaching son to solve problems with the
neighbor's using shock and awe levels of violence."
MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION
"KUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!!"
MOTHER (LOIS E.) 22 YEARS on TRICYCLICS,
DAUGHTER BIPOLAR...
YOU DO THE MATH
"What's really terrific, is now days you
can say proudly:
'I take anti-depressives'"
From: Gary & lois Edwards (garyl@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Where is Darlene?
Date: 1999/09/02
BEEN ON TRICYCLICS FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS:
"I don't take lithium, but I've been on trycyclics for about
22 years. Been there, done that, have the t-****rt to prove
it. What's really terrific, is now days you can say proudly,
"I take anti-depressives". Back when I started taking them
it was seen as something shameful. If you cut your leg off,
and were lying there with a bleeding stump, you'd never let
the word depressed, pass your lips, or the doc's would say,
"You're depressed, on medication? Well, can't have any pain
meds.....you could become addicted."
The good old days. I actually had a Great Aunt who's father
locked her in her room back in the twenties because she was
simple. A shame that medication probably would have helped
her live a normal life.
No Denna, I was just saying with Darlene's personality,
she has a way of making grandiose plans when at the top of
her manic cycle....as does my daughter. I wasn't saying that
anyone with problems could be counted on to be
irresponsible."
Lois E.
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NESSA NUTCASE MVP (Most Valuable Psycho) of dog newsgroups
Successfully dethroned MaryBeth as MVP
Nessa blames all the problems in her life moston ADD ADHD Or
some other empowering acronym which encapsulates her futility
for her
Her dog bagel, a large newf mix has used her house liberally
as a toilet since February of 2002. Drives a 2003 Toyota
Matrix, owns a house in suburban MD, recently got a
raise/promotion to US goverment grade 11 (circa $50,000) and
promptly decided she couldn't afford her two dogs. With help
from non crazy regular (Paulette) and witchcraft practicing
regular Sara Sionnach, Nessa has decided to keep her dogs for
the time being. She is undergoing training from Janet "Nice
Abdominal Surgery and getting Run Over for the Family Pet."
Her results have not been dramatic.
CrAzy ReGulAr helping CraZy ReGular Leah helping Nessa
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On Fri, 7 Jun 2002 8:40:08 -0400, Leah wrote
Nessa usenet@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
"As far as the depression goes, it's not related to Bagel
at all. I have chronic major depression and I'm just having
a flare."
Leah asks "Are you on any medication?"
Nessa responds
yes for depression, mood swings and ADHD. I have been for
over 10 years.
--nessa
Nessa is Fat as well as crazy
"For what it's worth...
I picked up 30 pounds when I started Dilantin. I picked up
(just recently) another 20 on risperidol.
I hate that I was a size 8-10 before meds and now I am
solidly (pun intended) a 22-24.
Sad part is, the side effects are worth it. The positive
effects are too much to part with."
--nessa
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NESSA'S HAS A GREAT NEUROPSYCH
Hi, I have a great neuropsych in Arlington Va. He is at the
Rosyln Metro Station. His name is Martin Stein 1911 N Fort
Myer Dr. Suite 907 Arlington Va 22209 703-807-2471 email
75120.2296@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
is wonderful. He is really the best. He has also
given me permission to post his infomation on this
Newsgroup. If you call him and see him by all means tell
him Nessa sent you.
--nessa
ROTATE YOUR STIMULANTS
from: Nessa (nessa@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Hi,
I often have to rotate my stimulants. You can become used to
them and sometimes need a different one for a while. Until
I got on my Desoxyn I rotated Ritilan and Dexedrine every 3
months or so.
It is true that anti-depressants or anti-anxiety pills will
help with the stimulants so your DR is not wrong. However,
perhaps she needs to check into the idea that a switch from
cylert to something else might be in order.
warm thoughts, Nessa
=====================
Kelly/ culprit
Systems engineer at Microsoft, owner of two pitbulls,
proving that Bill Gates does not discriminate against crazy
people or pit bull owners.
psychotic features, panic and more. Coming forward so that
others like her will have the strength to do the same. Like
Charlie Wilkes, she is one of our most entertraining
regulars
Here, kelly/culprit talks to Mustang Sally about her mental
illness/crazy problems. Sally is being rude and
condescending (as usual) and trying to make kelly/culprit
feel bad for being crazy, aka wacked in the head
culprit standing up for herself against rude and
condescending Mustang Sally:
I WON'T DENY MY PROBLEMS, MUSTANG SALLY!
"but i stand by the fact that OCD is an illness, major
depression with psychotic features certainly is, panic
disorder is too. and the other stuff just makes it all
the more fun.
i don't wallow in it. i'm just now learning to accept it,
because ignoring it wasn't working out too well. i need to
do that to make changes to my life so that i can become
healthy. and you say you're not trying to be condescending,
but you're doing it again. what i read was, (my
paraphrasing) "people who think they're mentally ill are
wallowing in their disabilities and letting them consume
their life"
you come across as though you would be able to handle any of
these illnesses, and anyone who can't is just copping out.
well we're all different. and i don't accept your idea that
i would have a more productive life if i denied my problems.
i tried it for years, and believe me, it didn't work very
well."
-kelly aka culprit systems engineer @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Microsoft
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MaryBeth FMVP (former most valuable psycho)
(super psycho ***** lunatic queen of the mentally
****ed in the head)
Has contributed greatly to the annual profit results at
several large pharmaceutical corps has taken virtually every
mentally ill (crazy) drug treatment in the book, and then
some: prozac, zoloft, amitryptiline, Buspar, Xanax, effexor,
paxil, HRT, wellbutrin, tranquilizers, clomid,
MaryBeth has suffered from or been:
TIDAL WAVES OF PMS
suicidal, agoraphobic, tidal waves of PMS, mood swings,
turned into a hermit, bloated, just real angry, hubby afraid
of her, high blood pressure, divorced, "raving *****"
"zoloft zombie" for four years, "living through layers and
layers of gauze," chain smoker, buzzing, weight gain,
fatigue, terrible dry mouth, dull headaches, fuzzy brain,
lack of concentration..etc. severe depression, severe
insomnia, Panic ALL the time, crying, not sleeping, you name
it...etc...
MaryBeth (on being seriously f'd in the head aka mentally ill)
aka cuckoo! kuckoo! ding! ding! ding! aka a superpsychotic
***** from hell
I RAN OVER EVERYONE IN MY PATH
"I know for a fact I went thru years of being overly
sensitive, being a b*tch, being self centered, being self
pitying, you name it, I was a wreck and I ran over everyone
in my path."
"<G> I do know the power of meds, especially on a long term
basis, and it's not pretty. You become another person, if
it's not the correct med for you.
--All the best,
MaryBeth
DON'T TAKE ULTRAM AND ZOLOFT TOGETHER
"Yup Diane, I am taking Zoloft, and my Rheumatologist told
me that taking Ultram with it can cause seizures."
"I have all the symptoms.I am suicidal at times (cyclical)
have severe insomnia, 'crawly' skin etc. I have an appt to
see my doc next Friday to test for menopause."
--MaryBeth
ME NOT SO *****
"I noticed that antidepressants cut libido into the dead
zone and I had no real emotions, like not laughing at funny
stuff, couldn't cry either.....except about my suicidal
thoughts (but at the time I thought there was no other way
out)."
--MaryBeth
NEW TO GROUP
"Hi, new to group, just starting Clomid today. I talked with
RE and pharmacist re: zoloft (50 mg daily) and ineraction
with Clomid. They re****ted none. Not sure about the prozac
tho. Gonna poat a new message to intorduce myself "
--MaryBeth <still feeling
like herself> <G>
WASTED 10 YEARS
"I wasted about 10 years of my life, and lost many many
treasured ppl and things. Please don't do the same.
(((((((SCOUT))))))))))
--MaryBeth
WAS HORRIBLE
"Slowly but surely my depression got worse and worse. They
put me on meds for it, and all along kept telling me to wait
on the TKR, as 'it really wasn't that bad.....yet". HA!" The
depression got so bad, and lots of other things happened and
my ex and I would up divorced four years after our move. It
was horrible. The hardest thing I have eve gone thru"
--MaryBeth
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Theresa Willis
(paxil, depression, robot displacement) Theresa is a gang
banger who comes out of cutesy robot mode when it's time to
gang attack people with her pal shelly Victim is usually
Leah, but may be a random person.
==============================
shelly couvrette
Severe OCD, depression, prescribed Paxil for mental illness,
but claims she does not take it, resulting in an obsessive
basket case online persona. Posts more than any other female
in all dog newsgroups
(familial mental illness, possibly related to family bed)
obsessively starves her dogs according to friends, family,
strangers and 3 different vets, but not herself (see
below). Still thinks of herself as a five year old
ballerina despite the fact that she is a fat adult in her
mid thirties.
PAGE ALL THE WAY DOWN FOR BONUS COVERAGE
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Leah
Effexor for chronic depression, in denial about being
mentally ill. Has taken several other mentally ill
medications before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems. Leah is improving as a dog trainer and
wants to open her own training/boarding kennel soon and
write a book.
This drives her fellow mentally ill regulars nuts (read
shelly Lynn K.), especially if Leah succeeds while other
loonies continue to sit on their fat behinds
Leah is a relatively stable crazy person but she just might
be the agent that drives others to jump off of a cliff
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Tara Green
Tara Green is a dog trainer of sorts in New York City left
rpd* claiming that she could not afford internet access and/or
a computer, but her story is of value nonetheless
was on antidepressants for a few years prior to her
marriage. During her marriage, she learned a lot: "With the
therapist I saw during my marriage I learned that some
situational depressions are masked as chemical simply
because of our too human ability to prolong the impact of
the causal situations indefinitely"
Sounds like more denial, see leah
Tara is also a drunk who has also had problems with other
substances
TARA on being a drunk/substance abuser:
"Tara (who had some problems with quite a
few substances as well, but who thinks they are separate
issues.....so which camp does that put me in???)"
"Believe it or not, some people don't have
a problem with drugs even though they are alcoholics. I'm
not one of those people, but they do exist."
aka, tara has problems with both
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Kevin Michael Vail
various mental illness drugs, started with zoloft, didn't
like that, then went to antidepressant, stopped after
sufficent side effects, now on SSRI and in therapy Kevin is
a homo***ual but there is no evidence that this is the cause
of him being crazy
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Furpaw
(SSRI, cognitive therapy)
otherwise, a fairly boring and nondescript crazy person
"FurPaw" <furrealpaw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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tiny dancer wrote:
> "FurPaw" <furrealpaw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>> tiny dancer wrote:
< snip>
>> For example, SSRIs, particularly Paxil, are used to treat
>> Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, which is classified as an
>> anxiety disorder.
>> And they do have the 'side effect' of reducing anxiety.
> Yes, I understand that, just as something like xanax does
> have a bit of an anti depressive quality to it.
Then why did you say, "I'm curious as to the designation
of an SSRI as an 'anti-anxiety' drug though."
>>> Something like xanax or klonipen? I thought those were
>>> occasionally used on dogs for 'short term' treatments for
>>> things such as behavior modification? I also 'thought'
>>> they had fewer negative side-effects.
>> Depends on what you consider to be a negative side effect.
>> Both have their share.
> Yes, they do. I was thinking along the lines of the more
> severe side effects, something like tardive dyskinesia and
> liver metabolization as opposed to the milder, dry mouth,
> nausea or abdominal distress, etc.
Tardive dyskinesia? The rate of this in humans is extremely
low with SSRIs, much, much lower than it is with antipsychotics,
and in some re****ts it's not clear that it wasn't a pre-existing
condition or a result of a combination of drugs.
Liver metabolization isn't a side effect - it's what the
liver does to drugs (and many other substances).
FurPaw
"FurPaw" <furrealpawdog@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Oppie goes in Monday to have his left eye removed.
Ain't Oppie your dog who suffered laryngeal paralysis
from bein jerked an choked, funky foots?:
"I'm out more than $5,000 in the past year because I
have one dog who developed a heart condition and
another one who required surgery for laryngeal paralysis
and went blind in one eye, reason unknown; in addition
to the surgery, a lot of diagnostic tests were required for
each one."
BWEEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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Chris Jung
(Prozac and Welbutrin,
cognitive therapy)
CHRIS JUNG
on the PROZE and CONS of PROZAC
I have to comment here. Anti-depressants such
as Prozac do not have any "drugging" effect. It
doesn't tranquilize, make euphoric, or cause
any sort of change in behavior except for
bringing the brain imbalances back to normal
and thus reducing depression. I take Prozac and
the difference between being on Prozac and not
is very subtle. I still feel everything (happy,
sad, nervous, mad) but I'm just not as
unreasonably bummed about it.
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Charlie Wilkes
drugged out, crazy, ****ed up all his life, Christ the ****
he's been through including psych wards and electroshock
treatments but now pulling down major cash as a business
consultant. Triumphing over adversity, with a damn good life
and a well trained dog (very much unlike Leah) One of our
most lucid regulars, despite (or maybe because of?) a
penchant for phat philly blunts.
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Karen DuChateaux aka Karibear
suffered from clinical depression for years until some drug
or something brought her out of it. Some of her best friends
"are certifiable" and have various degrees of psychoses.
Familial mental disability. Refuses to say whether or not
she is currently using drug or cognitive therapy for mental
illness.
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Mike "DumbOxDumb" Dufort
threatened non violent dog expert Jerry Howe with Mike's
fully armed US Army Platoon. Threatened to bring his platoon
to Jerry's HOWSE. also OCD (obsessed with Jerry's posts)
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Jim "Brain ****vers" Sabatke
Jim is currently on Effexor which he takes because of his
depression/mental problems. Like many of our mental cases,
Jim has had trouble finding the right med(s) to keep him
from going kuckoo!! kuckoooo!!! or getting the "brain
****vers"
From: Jim Sabatke (jsabatke@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
) Subject: Re:
anyone using Effexor? alt.sup****t.depression.medication
Date: 2002-11-29 20:25:16 PST
EFFEXOR "I'm on 375 mg/day and it has worked wonders for
me. The only down side is that my blood pressure has
elevated somewhat; oh and if I miss a dose by a couple of
hours the "brain ****vers" can be really bad.
Good luck!
Jim
"I switched from Paxil to Effexor about 5 months ago. I
tapered off of the Paxil and tapered onto the Effexor at
the same time."
Jim
"After several years on Effexor IR, my pdoc tried switching
me to XR. I experienced fairly severe Effexor withdrawel
until I went back to the IR."
Jim
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<YOUR NAME GOES HERE>
(please proudly add your name and the drugs/disorders specific
to you, if you are also mentally ill). If we all come forward,
we can help each other with our problems. Remember, mental
illness is nothing to be ashamed of. It's not your fault if
you have a defective brain which may cause you to act like an
extreme hypocrite and/or idiot and/or robot without your being
aware of it).
Also, please notify us if you are *not* mentally ill, and have
been added to this by mistake, so we can make our corrections
and remove you from the crazy person list.
===========================================
mental health weekly
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A SPECIAL BONUS ON shelly the librarian at Indiana U.
=======================================================
SHELLY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T THINK HATTIE IS STARVING
EMACIATED, VET WAS SURPRISED
"when i got harriet she was emaciated, so
i asked my vet for advice on slowly adding weight to her.
six months later i took harriet in for her spring check-up
and my vet was surprised that at how thin she still was."
--shelly couvrette
STILL VET SHOPPING
"<raises hand> i've been told by three different vets that
harriet (53lbs) is *way* too skinny. we're still
vet-shopping, BTW."
--shelly couvrette
THE OL' "I'M STARVING" ROUTINE
"if you really can't resist it when your dog pulls
the "i'm starving!" routine <G>, you can give him some
frozen green beans or a small amount of plain pureed
pumpkin. i would also suggest putting the food out of his
sight. i keep my food--still inside the bags, which are
tightly rolled down--inside trash cans in the closed
laundry room. that keeps it fresh and keeps it out of my
dogs' sight."
--shelly couvrette
POSITIVELY STARVED
"heh. i get the opposite response. people think
that poor little harriet is positively starved to death.
i've actually had people stop me in the pet supply shop and
tell me that i need to fatten her up!"
--shelly couvrette
WHO WANTS TO BE TOLD YOU ARE HURTING YOUR WIDDLE PRECIOUS?
"i think that may be part of the problem. who
wants to go to a vet who tells you you're hurting your
..widdle precious? i think the other part is that some vets
really don't *realize* that what they consider proper
weight is fat. after having been told by a couple of vets
that my dogs are too thin, i've got a dim view of vets on
that topic."
--shelly couvrette
JUST A BITE WON'T HURT
--shelly's mom
FEED HER AND I'LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF, *****
--shelly
"my mom is kinda that way, but not *as* bad.
she thinks that harriet is awfully skinny, so feeding her
table snax is okay. she tells me that just a bite won't
hurt."
--shelly couvrette
NOBODY IS STARVING FAT PI.G SHELLY
NOBODY WILL STOP SHELLY ON THE STREET AND TELL HER SHE IS
STARVING HERSELF shelly's fat face
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette/Wshelly2.jpg
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There are a lot of big fat women on these groups who starve
their dogs out of vanity, but shelly is a special case.
shelly is moor.e than a little bit beyond the pale
Shelly has OCD, and maybe she's just a little obsessive about
measuring out extra tiny and discrete ****tions with a tiny
measuring cup, or counting out pieces of green bean or pumpkin
that she gives her dogs when they give her the "I'm Starving"
routine. When grandma tried to give Hattie a snack, shelly
probably went ape****, because it was in violation of her
Obsessive need to oversee every tiny calorie that goes into
her widdle precious' mouth.
shelly's a special case, a special kind of dog abuser
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