HOWEDY vic33,
"vic33" <varagon33@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Jul 7, 1:22 pm, myangel <n...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > I have a chihuahua puppy. I have had her a week. she is
> > now 9 weks old and i am trying to pad train her. but she
> > will not go. can you tell me what to do. she wants to pee
> > on my carpet.
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> Dog training for obedience is a continuous process.
You mean: "REINFORCEMENT NEVER ENDS,"
FRAUDRECK hassen, "sitmeanssit.com" SHOCK
radio and SHOCK COLLAR SALES.
> Dog obedience training for obedience
What else would WON train dog obedience FOR,
other than, of curse, OBEDIENCE, vic33?
> is basically a program that requires active
> involvement of both the owner and the dog.
Yeah. Dogs can learn nearly EVERY THING
NEARLY INSTANTLY if we simply DO EVERY
THING EXXXACTLY PRECISELY OPPOSITE
of HOWE you PREFER, vic33 <{}: ~ ) >
Professional trainer and author LeeCharlesKelley wrote:
From: "LeeCharlesKelley" <kelleymet...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2004 00:02:28 -0400
Subject: Re: Your Training Modality is Driving Your Dogs Crazy
Leah:
>>Is there something wrong with being curious?
Morrison:
> You're not curious, Leah. IMO, you're just wishy-washy.
Kelley: I don't have the same history that you seem to have with Leah,
but I hardly think being open to exploring new ideas qualifies as being
"wishy-washy". To me it shows intelligence. But then, from what I've
seen, you've demonstrated a singular kind of black-and-white mentality
and a highly ignorant closed-mindedness.
Morrison:
> You keep thinking that there's some "new" method out there
> that will VOILA!, magically transform you into a great trainer,
> and overnight, too.
>
> It just doesn't work that way.
Kelley: Actually, that's *exactly* how it worked with me. Within the
first day of using these techniques I went from becoming a run-of-the-
mill dog trainer to being pretty damn good, if I do say so myself, and
all simply by testing the techniques, just to see if they worked.
I've said from the beginning that if I can get the kind of amazing
results I do when I'm not really a dog trainer at heart, but a writer,
then someone who's really a dog trainer at heart would become a
far better trainer than I am instantly, just by using these methods.
Somewhere along the line, however, I discovered a dirty little secret
about the mentality of most dog trainers: they only *became* trainers
because they liked the feeling of power and control it gave them.
If that's the case with you, then you definitely wouldn't like natural
dog training because it ultimately teaches a dog how to control his
own behavior.
In fact in some ways, it forces you to turn your need for control over
to the dog because the method only works when you put your trust
in a dog's natural instincts instead of fighting against them all the
time.
That's because when you put yourself in alignment with a dog's instincts,
the dog will naturally obey you under any and all cir***stances because
group harmony and cooperation, when properly nurtured, are the most
fundamental aspects of a dog's nature.
I came across the following quote recently, and though I have no idea
who Edward Hoagland is, I think what he says here speaks volumes:
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be
semi-human.
The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of
becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland
Leah:
>> This "praise the dog when he misbehaves" thing keeps
>> coming up, and nobody has been able to explain it to me.
Morrison:
>That's because no one can.
Actually, Jerry Howe explains it pretty well. And as for the incident I
related where I praised my dog when he found a juicy chicken breast
and my praise caused him to drop it, and subsequently got him to stop
scavenging altogether, merely by praising him everytime he found
something, the answer is pretty clear.
He didn't pick up that chicken breast because he was hungry, he did
it because he was looking for something to do that would satisfy an
inner emotional need, relating to his instincts. When I praised him,
suddenly and very enthusiastically, he dropped the chicken breast
because the praise provided him with more emotional satisfaction
than the chicken breast did at that particular moment.
You could look at this as being an example of pure operant
conditioning, if you like (though you'd be wrong), but it would
still mean that you would have to give up your beliefs about
what praise is and how and why it works, and you don't
strike me as someone who's capable of even *questioning*
your beliefs, let alone capable of giving them up.
Morrison:
> every single method out there is based on CC and/or OC.
> That's a fact.
Kelley: No, it's not a fact. The only reason it seems factual to you is
because the basic premise of behavioral science is tautological in nature
(and also because, IMO, you have a tiny mind). In my estimation it's
more likely that there are little green men on Mars than that what you
think is operant conditioning is what's really taking place when a dog
learns *anything*.
Dogs do not learn things by association or by repetition or by trial
and error, but through their emotions, pure and simple. Even
Pavlov said: "Positive emotions arising in connection with the
perfection of a skill, irrespective of its pragmatic significance at
a given moment, serve as the reinforcement."
Of course, even Pavlov got it wrong on the most basic level, since
there really is no such thing as a reinforcement, but that's another
story for another day.
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> do you wanna lean essential steps in general training?
You mean, lockin the dog in a box and ignoring ITS cries
and offering and witholding bribes attention and affection.
The SECRET to EFFECTIVE behavior modification is
NON PHYSICAL PRAISE IN ADVANCE, follHOWED
by BRIEF, VARIABLY ALTERNATING, NON PHYSICAL
DISTRACTION, INSTANTLY follHOWED by PROLONGED,
NON PHYSICAL PRAISE:
From: "TooCool" <larrym...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 18:56:16 GMT
Subject: Thinking Dogs
Using a proper training method, a method consonant with a dog's
nature, it is possible to enhance a dog's ability to think. If their
thinking faculty is not exercised and developed then dogs have a
tendency to bounce around, like a billiard ball, from one stimulus
to another.
But when a dog's thinking faculty is exercised and developed then
they enjoy using that faculty more and more. They begin to feel pride
in their accomplishments-you can observe their delight in the way
that they love to show off what they have learned.
As their thinking faculty develops you will begin to see them
improvise more and more, i.e., applying what they have learned
to new situations.
Operant conditioning (clicker training) does not exercise a
dog's ability to think-it conditions a reflex like reaction at
the nervous system level.
If you desire to train a thinking dog, please read the Puppy
Wizard's Wits' End Training Method-it caters to the nature
of our thinking dogs.
--Larry
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Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrymale @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2004 02:14:10 GMT
Subject: Re: Dog Behavior Problems
Sound distraction, with praise, works for any
dog, regardless of breed, age, temperament or
past experience. It is not a trick or training
tip. It is a scientific principle that applies
to canines in general. If it did not work for
you, then you did not perform it correctly.
Remember, your sound distraction must be
accompanied immediately by praise lasting
from 5 to 15 seconds. During this 5 to 15
second period your dog will be thinking.
Observe them closely to see the telltale
signs that they are thinking.
The sound distraction must not originate from
the trainer twice in a row. The sound distraction
must alternately originate from the trainer and
then originate from the dog or beyond the dog.
That is why you need something that you can
toss that will not make any sound until it
lands. You begin praising as soon as it makes
its sound.
If the misbehavior continues after four
alternating attempts, then call your dog
to you and retry the sound distraction
with praise a little while later. This
prevents any battles with your dog.
Never use your sound distraction as an aversive
(to frighten or to intimidate) - that invalidates
the scientific principle upon which this method
is based. The praise is just as im****tant as is
the sound distraction.
The scientific principle upon which the sound
distraction with praise method is based is the
same as that of Pavlov's conditioned reflex.
However, it has been proven that this sound
distraction system will condition a behavior
in dogs in less than half the number of attempts
as required by Pavlov's method.
Condition your dog to your praise by praising
them every time that they look at you.
If you desire a thinking dog, never use treats
for training because your dog's mind will focus
upon the food rather than upon his lesson.
Please study the Puppy Wizard's Wits' End
Training Method to learn the entire theory
and application of these principles.
His system is based upon scientific principles
and it is logically consistent from start to finish.
Once you appreciate that it is in the nature
of a dog to oppose you then you will begin to
make rapid progress with your training. You
will then devise your training techniques so
as to avoid any opposition-physical or mental.
Do not let your dog detect any emotion that will
tell him that he is succeeding in opposing you.
In other words never let your dog feel that he
is opposing you, because if you do, he will
certainly frustrate you with continued opposition.
That is why it is so im****tant to always praise
your dog. If you reveal to your dog that he is
not doing what you want him to do, then he will,
by his very nature, continue to oppose you.
If, however, you devise your training methods so
that your dog never knows that he is opposing you,
then you will make rapid progress.
For example, to teach a dog not to forge ahead
of you, simply reverse direction without notice
and praise-this is a training method that reveals
no opposition from you.
Another example: if your dog strains upon his
lead, praise him when his lead is slack. When
he hits the end of his lead, pull him back an
inch and then praise the slack lead.
Since it doesn't take long for a dog's natural
thigmotactic reflex to operate, don't pull back
for more than an instant and then immediately
praise his slack lead.
--Larry
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A Professor and a Veterinarian compliment Dr. Miller
Correspondence from two professionals
in field of canine studies...
Dear Dr. Miller:
Sometime ago you sent me a complimentary copy of
your book "The Secret of Canine Communication."
This book has been used extensively in the School
of Veterinary Medicine both by the faculty and the
student body. They have found this a very useful
text and have had much benefit from the op****tunity
to review the fine work which you have done.
I do appreciate your kindness in sending me this
book. I will see that it is placed in our Veterinary
Medical Library for the full use of the faculty
and the student body of the school. I am sure that
many of the students will be interested in placing
order for copies of this book as they engage in the
practice of canine medicine.
Sincerely,
Wm. E. Jennings, Professor
Auburn University
School of Veterinary Medicine
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Dear Dr. Miller:
The following review has been submitted to
New York City Veterinarian and should be
published in due course, at the discretion
of the Executive Editor:
**********
This is the unique training manual based upon
subliminal suggestion by means of a special
chain that is so constructed that when it is
shaken or thrown it takes advantage of certain
harmonic attributions of the dog, and training
takes place without leash restraint by means
of applying fundamental principles of conditioned
reflex psychology.
Apparent dramatic results have been obtained with
this approach to training, and it seems to render
more conventional approaches obsolete.
The reader who seeks a practical and thorough
lesson in applied canine psychology can learn
a great deal from the careful perusal of this
popularly written manual.
**********
So there you are. I trust it may be helpful to you.
Respectfully yours,
A. Barton, D.V.M.
Book Editor
New York City Veterinarian
------o-------
From Dr. Miller's website:
Dr. Larry Male (a.k.a. TooCool) ruminates on Dog
Behavior and Dog Training LONG PRYOR to studyin
the Wits' End Training Method:
Dr. Larry Male, Engineer, Scientist and Mathematician,
writes to Dr. Miller about his dog Duke, the im****tance
of DOG-MASTER®, and his opinion on other dog
"training" methods.
Dear Dr. Miller,
It was such a pleasure for me to talk with
you on the phone this morning.
I never did see your television appearances
although they were well within my era. I think
that I am perhaps 15 years your junior. I wish
I had seen them though.
It was a little ad in Dog Fancy, I think, that
I initially responded to back in 1992. I remember
that the wording seemed to be a bit like a s****
oil salesman, e.g., miraculous, magic learning
sound etc. But at that time, I was investigating
different dog training techniques and I could
easily afford a stamp to find out. But when I
received your literature, I immediately grasped
that this was im****tant and scientific.
I already had my Golden when I received my DOG
MASTER kit and he was perhaps 2 years old at the
time. I had tried my best to train him, using the choke
chain dog training class once a week. Oh, I should
mention that I am currently a software engineer, but I
have a master's in zoology and a doctorate in
mathematics and biometrics.
Anyway, when I received your DOG MASTER System
book I was capable of understanding the magnitude of
your accomplishment.
I had such a great and immediate success that I dropped
out of the dog training class. For 9 more years my Duke
continued to learn more and more and more. He loved to
learn and to show off what he had learned. People were
so amazed at his behavior that they could not believe it.
He responded to complex commands, within
sentences spoken in a normal tone of voice.
To those watching, he must have seemed almost
human. His eyes were always upon me.
I remember that he would lie on the floor watching
me for hours. I could give him subtle hand signals
with my finger to make him sit up, lie down, stand,
stay etc. As he learned, I begin to make the hand
signals less and less obvious. And he learned to
respond to whisper commands. Oh, it was so much
fun and rewarding.
It has been two years now since Duke passed on
and now I have decided to get a Pembroke Welch
Corgi. I have been rereading the DOG MASTER
System book. My poor little book is falling apart
now. But as I reread I begin to realize how much
more effective I could have been if I had followed
your directions more closely.
How much better it will be for me now, to study
and to practice before I get my puppy. When you
already have your dog, you are so anxious to try
the DOG MASTER, that you don't take the time to
grasp the im****tance of each element of your system.
As I now reread your book, I think to myself,
"How was he able to develop this complex system?"
But each of your directions is sup****ted by an
analysis of dog behavior. These explanations are
so im****tant to me. A human mind requires those
explanations in order to apply the DOG MASTER
System intelligently.
I have purchased a number of top books on clicker
training (operant conditioning). This is the current
rage in dog training. But these authors freely admit
in their books that they no answers for dog behavior
problems.
They don't know how to prevent them or cure them.
They don't seem to know how to housetrain a dog.
Everyday I see dogs walking their owners (dragging
them forward and backwards through the park). The
owners plead and yell and tackle and treat and give
up in frustration.
Their only consolation is that everyone else's
dog behaves the same. I feel so sorry for everyone.
I know that there exists a training system that will
produce a dream dog, but it isn't advertised or
available. The DOG MASTER System is so vastly
superior to any other alternative that I experience
a feeling of great loss that it isn't readily available.
You know, instead of attending dog training cl*****
before or at least when they get their puppy.
Teach them about dog behavior and show them how
to use DOG MASTER; stress how im****tant it is
to use it precisely according to the directions.
Tell them that they might as well throw it in
the trash if they don't intend to use it properly.
I think that it would be so much easier to grasp
in a good video production. Then you could watch
it over and over. Hey, don't we all need that
timing, rhythm and repetition to learn?
(... and so on....)
Sincerely,
Larry M. Male
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Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrymale @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2004
Subject: Puppy Wizard's Wits End Training Method
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard/777witsendmanual.htm
I have studied canine behavior and dog
training for years. I have a huge library
that covers every system of training.
The Puppy Wizard's (Jerry Howe's) Wits'
End Training Method is by far the most
scientific, the most advanced, the kindest,
the quickest and the most effective training
method yet discovered.
It is not an assortment of training tips
and tricks; it is a logically consistent
system. Every behavior problem and every
obedience skill is treated in the same
logically consistent manner.
Please study his manual carefully. Please
endeavor to understand the basis of his
system and please follow his directions
exactly. His manual is a masterpiece. It
is dense with theory, with explanation,
with detailed descriptions about why
behavior problems occur and how their
solution should be approached.
One should not pick and choose from among
his methods based upon what you personally
like or dislike. His is not a bag of tricks
but a complete and integrated system for
not only training a dog but for raising a
loving companion.
When I once said to Jerry that his system
creates for you the dog of your dreams,
his response was that it produces for your
dog the owner of his dreams.
You see, Jerry has discovered that if
you are gentle with your dog then he
will be gentle with you, if you praise
your dog every time he looks at you,
then you will become the center of your
dogs world, if you use Jerry's sound
distraction with praise, then it takes
just minutes-sometimes merely seconds-to
train your dog to not misbehave (even in
your absence) (Just 15 seconds this morning
to train my 10 week old puppy to lie quietly
and let me clip his nails).
Using Jerry's scientific method (sound
distraction / praise / alteration /
variation) it takes just minutes to train
you dog to respond to your commands.
What a pleasure it was for me to see my
6 week old puppy running as fast has his
wobbly little legs would carry him in
response to my recall command-and he
comes running every time I call no matter
where we are or what he is doing.
At ten weeks old now, my puppy never
strains upon his leash thanks to Jerry's
hot & cold exercises and his Family Pack
Leader****p exercises.
Jerry has discovered that if you scold
your dog, if you scream at him, if you
intimidate him, if you hurt him, if you
force him then his natural response is
to oppose you.
Is Jerry a nut?
It doesn't make any difference to me whether
he is or not. It is a logical fallacy to judge
a person's ideas based upon their personality.
As far as dogs are concerned, Jerry wears his
heart upon his sleeve. It touches him deeply
when he hears of trainers forcing, intimidating,
scolding or hurting dogs.
More than that, he knows that force is
not effective and that it will certainly
lead to behavior problems; sometime
problems so severe that people put their
dogs down because of those problems.
I believe that it is natural for humans
to want to control their dog by force.
Jerry knows this too. We have all been
at our wits' end, haven't we?
Dogs have a natural tendency to mimic. In
scientific literature it is referred to
allelomimetic behavior. Dogs respond in
like kind to force; they respond in like
kind to praise.
Don't bribe your dog with treats; give him
what he wants most-your kind attention. Give
him your praise.
You will be astonished at how your dog 's
anxiety will dissipate and how their behavior
problems will dissipate along with their anxiety.
Treat Jerry Howe's (The Puppy Wizard) Wits'
End Training Method as a scientific principle
just as you would the law of gravity and you
will have astounding success.
Dog behavior is just as scientific as is gravity.
If you follow Jerry's puppy rules you will get
a sweet little Magwai; if you don't you will
surely get a little gremlin (anyone see The
Gremlins?).
--Larry
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Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrymale @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Mon, 19 Jul 2004
Subject: Dog Behavior Problems
What causes dog behavior problems? Well, first
of all, a dog doesn't know that his behavior is
a problem until you tell him so. But if you
address his behavior negatively then your dog
will tend to repeat it-that is just the nature
of dogs.
Unfortunately for us humans, our natural tendency
is to rebel with emotional outburst, intimidation
or force when our dog's behavior annoys us. But
we must bite our tongue and praise our dog instead.
You do not believe that your dog is out to get
your goat? Just begin to carefully analyze his
behavior. Take for instance the case of the
Mozart hating dog.
Whoever heard of such a thing? How could such a
bizarre behavior begin and become established? Who
knows for sure, but it could easily happen like this. You
are relaxing listening to your favorite Mozart piece and
your dog begins to play rowdily-he is trying to attract
your attention-but his commotion annoys you.
You get upset and yell at him to shut-up.
Dogs are very sensitive to your emotions-positive
emotions calm them-negative emotions upset them.
But your negative attention has just given your
dog a lesson on how to get your attention.
How many times do think that it will take to make
this behavior automatic? Once, maybe twice is sufficient.
Does your dog act up when you are on the phone?
Why? Does he rush doors? Why? Does he jump up on
you or others? Why? Does he strain upon his leash?
Why?
What can you do to prevent such behaviors
and what can you do to cure them once they
have begun.
The classical conditioning and operant conditioning
schools of thought will advise you to condition your
dog to respond with some other, more acceptable,
behavior to the stimulus which instigates the
misbehavior.
Elaborate schemes are often devised. For instance
condition your dog to run to his crate to get a
treat when guests arrive to prevent him from
jumping upon your guests.
But this school of thought has nothing to
say about preventing such behavior problems
in the first place. And what if you don't
have any treats left? Or what if you are at
your neighbor's house with him?
And what if you wished that your dog would
just sit quietly when guests arrived instead
of each time having to bribe him to come to
his crate?
The force training school of thought will advise
you to scold, intimidate or by some means punish
your dog for what you deem to be misbehavior.
You do not believe that this approach may cause
your dog to dislike or possibly hate you? You do
not believe that your dog will find other, perhaps
more obnoxious, behaviors in order to get even with
you?
This school of thought also has nothing to recommend
upon how to prevent these behavior problems in the
first place.
I recommend that you learn the value of praise
and kind emotions toward your dog. Throw away
your treats and your hickory sticks and raise
a dog who is calm and loving and who never gets
into any trouble.
Learn how to use sound distraction combined with
praise to quickly condition your dog to avoid
behaviors that you dislike; by quickly, I mean
in just a few minutes. Learn to teach your dog
commands in minutes using sound, praise,
alternation and variation while taking advantage
of a dog's natural allelomimetic behavior).
Please study The Puppy Wizard's Wits' End Training Method.
--Larry
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Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrymale@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:17:01 GMT
Subject: Re: Dog Behavior Problems
"Lynn K." <java...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> "TooCool" <larrym...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
<news:pmVKc.2487$jJ1.1185@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>...
> > What causes dog behavior problems? Well, first of all, a dog doesn't
> > know that his behavior is a problem until you tell him so. But if you
> > address his behavior negatively then your dog will tend to repeat
> > it-that is just the nature of dogs.
> Huh???? Something's very, very wrong with the relation****p if a
> dog tends to repeat behaviors he understands are undesired. That
> is not "just the nature of dogs". It's the result of inept human
actions.
> Lynn K.
Dogs do not understand the concept of right
and wrong. But it is their nature to oppose
you. If you pull upon them then they will
pull back, if you push upon them then they
will push back, if they chew upon your shoe
and you scold them then they will naturally
chew your shoe again.
Shoo your dog out of your kitchen and he will
immediately come back in. Try to keep him from
charging the door by pu****ng him away with your
foot and he will charge ever so much more
deliberately and he will become an expert at
avoiding your foot.
Once your dog figures out your intention, he
will figure out a way to oppose it. Your job
is to never oppose your dog-then he will never
oppose you.
For instance, never put tension upon his lead
and he will never strain upon his lead. Praise
him even if you do not approve of his behavior.
Use sound distraction with praise to eliminate
undesirable behaviors as described in the Puppy
Wizard's Wits' End Training Method.
It takes no more than four repetitions to
extinguish an undesirable behavior. This
can take as little as a few seconds. The
undesirable behavior will be extinguished
for good and your dog will have received
nothing but praise.
Since you have given him nothing to oppose,
his natural tendency to oppose will never be
stimulated.
It is so easy. It works like magic.
When you come to understand the principles of
canine behavior, training becomes incredibly
easy. If you oppose those principles of canine
behavior, then you may well battle with your
dog for the rest of his life.
-- Larry
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> http://www.dogobediencetrainingtip.com/Dog_House_Training.html
That's a SPAM link to "daniel steven's" website "sitstayfetch".
Permit me to tell you something about "sitstayfetch.com"
and advertisements from "dog trainers" daniel stevens /
dove creswell / chet womack / and martin deeley. Whatever
name they sponsor is the front man for the scam. He SELLS
a highly INEFFECTIVE method of bribing and locking dogs
in boxes and ignoring their cries, but it's GUARANTEED to
work. When his method FAILS, the MAFIA sells you the
next incrementally brutal idiotic ineffective training method.
They're a SCAM. They're part of the adam katz / cesar
millan *(z dog wheeesperer) MAFIA webSTING.
deeley is a shock collar fancier and "president" of IACP (international
association of canine professionals http://www.dogpro.org/)
and dog
abusin coward, like cesar millan. cesar is a dog abusin FOOL. deeley
is a FRAUD like these CON ARTISTS: vladae roytapel, wendy
volhard, brother christopher of "the monks of new skete and dr ian
dunbar, ALL IACP Members.
They start off with "gentle" bribe and avoidance methods and GUARANTEE
their
books and videos, KNOWING FULL
WELL that MOST dogs will FAIL using those methods and
will advance to the NEXT level of ABUSE, after having
TRIED their "NON VIOLENT" bribery / avoidance methods,
finally culminating with a SHOCK COLLAR SALE of $400.00
and PRIVATE INSTRUCTION to use it "pupperly" <{}: - ( >
They're lyin dog abusin cowards who'll do an say ANY
THING to SELL you books and videos to teach you
HOWE to HURT and INTIMIDATE you dog an SELL
you a $400.00 SHOCK COLLAR along with their
PROFESSIONAL SHOCK COLLAR TRAINING LESSONS.
When the final phase of "GUARANTEED gentle training methods"
FAIL, the adam katz / cesar millan MAFIA advises you that "you've
ALREADY TRIED all of the "positive reinforcement" methods" and recommend
that you buy their SHOCK COLLAR *AND* HIRE a
"PROFESSIONAL"MAFIA webSTING "trainer" <{}: ~ ( >
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may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
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*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
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