HOWEDY mary,
I forgot THIS:
"My dog has lifted his leg on me several times *in the course
of submissive urination*. I believe that dogs may use
submissive behavior to get their own way just as they use
dominant behavior. For example, a dog that doesn't want
to have its bath may first growl or show its teeth when
you go to get him, and if that doesn't work may submissively
urinate. Or, in my dog's case, the submissive urination
didn't stop me from coming to get him, so he tried a more
assertive statement."
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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> HOWEDY mary healey, my MOST FAVORITE
> Professional OBEDIENCE TRAINER to IDENTIFY
> EXXXPOSE an DISCREDIT as a PATHETIC LIAR
> DOG ABUSER COWARD FRAUD and MENTAL CASE,
>
> "Mary Healey" <ameszoo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> elegy <elegy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>
>>> my confirmation came today for luce's first rally trial.
>>
>> Go, luce! Yay, elegy! C'mon, I refuse to be the
>> only one making a fool of myself in Rally.
>
> Well mary, it's SO EZ for you and you're REALLY
> REALLY GOOD at makin a FOOL of yourself~!
>
>> Show's this weekend? So's mine -- last until the end of August.
>>
>> Cheer up, Novice is all on leash. The odds of her jumping the
>> ring gates or smooching (smoo****ng?) the judge are minimal.
>> Short of tripping over her, how humiliated can you be?
>
> Perhaps elegy is afraid Luce will GO INSANE pullin
> against her pronged spiked pinch choke collar an get
> disqualified?
>
> LIKE THIS:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBtxevvcFs&mode=user&search=
>
>>> FREAKING OUT!!!
>
> Yup. FREAKIN HOWET~!
>
>> You'll be fine. FINE, I tell you. She knows this stuff. YOU
>> know this stuff. You will be fine. You read it on the internet,
>> so it must be true!
>
> What IS true, mary, is your dogs KNOW they CAN'T BE
> PUNISHED in the ring so they intentionally do STUFF like
> attack other dogs and ESCAPE the ring.
>
>>> there are only 7 novice a dogs. we are right smack in
>>> the middle, last class to go.
>>
>> Cheer up. Once you've seen some of the Advanced dogs
>> (Ranger, for instance!), you'll realize that perfection is not
>> a requirement for Rally.
>
> There ya go, mary~! Should be EZ~!:
>
> mary wrote:
> "I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
> Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop.
>
> Sam ate the complete works of Charles Dickens, a heating
> pad, a brand new pair of gl*****, a baggie full of metal staples,
> and a 3'x3' chunk of the kitchen linoleum. And the plugs off
> many of the electrical appliances. And various personal bits
> out of every pair of jeans and underwear I possessed."
>
> "He did learn to control himself,"
> "He did learn to control himself,"
> "He did learn to control himself,"
>
> Sam is why I'm "allergic" to puppies, but also why I
> adore obnoxious adolescent dawgs. I dragged him to
> obedience class when he was 6 months old, he dragged
> me to obedience class (and agility class, and clicker
> training class, and seminars, and show-n-gos, and fun
> matches) for the next 4 years.
>
> The world is a safer place now for dirty underwear and
> plastic baggies.
>
> I can go back to leaving the laundry basket on the floor.
> And the trash cans. And I can remove my watch and set it
> down without finding bits of its little crystal carcass in
> Sam's crate. I won't have to flush Sam out from under the
> dinner table, or eat with hot dogbreath steaming up my leg.
>
> Heck, I still have an ACD who adores all people (also
> not "normal" breed behavior!), but he's very breed-
> typical in his attempts to control and "police" the
> behavior of other dogs.
>
> when Sam was injured in a scrap with Ranger I chose to
> treat him at home - without veterinary care. Cost *was*
> a consideration. He lost part of one ear, with the usual
> impressive spattering of gore."
>
> You mean he was DOG AGGRESSIVE, don't you, mary <{}: ~ ( >
>
> BWEEEAAAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
>
> "Left to his own devices, he'd be picking fights and
> bossing everydoggy. That's why he's not left to his
> own devices.
>
> That's why he's not left to his own devices.
>
> I wouldn't take Ranger to a dog park.
>
> I have let him off lead, but only to play fetch
> (he's ball obsessed) and never with strange dogs
> around.
>
> As for the yard, well, Ranger goes walkabout at will and cannot be
> allowed outside without supervision. Duke spent a year as an outside
> dog; he's developed some inappropriately proprietary feelings about
> "his" yard. Just two reasons why unrestricted yard access may not be
> suitable for some dogs.
>
> He can be a gentleman, but I can't depend on it."
>
> Ooooooh! SCARY, ain't it!
>
>> In fact, I'm pondering the possibility of ramrodding Duke
>> around the Novice Rally course a few times this fall, mainly
>> for the entertainment value.
>
> Yeah? You want FUN, mary?:
>
> "I got Sam - of the eaten linoleum, lamp plugs, eyegl*****,
> heating pads, books, and metal staples. Sam, the Energizer
> Bunny on speed (or so I thought at the time - I've met a few
> dogs since then that make Sam look slug-like). Sam of the
> 3 solid years of obedience cl***** and hysterical car barking.
>
> Oh, he learned quickly - still does. But he's no angel, even
> now that he's a little older and a lot slower.
>
> After Sam, and Noah (a strange dog, even by ACD standards),
> and Ranger (a normal, which is to say difficult, ACD), the latest
> addition, Duke, is far easier to live with than any of the others.
>
> And I still have absolutely no idea what makes him tick."
>
> Perhaps you should hire a BEHAVIORIST, eh, mary?
>
>> I got Ranger's confirmation for this weekend -- he's the only
>> 12" Advanced Rally dog, which puts him after the one 8" dog
>> and before the bunch of 16" dogs. And he's the FIRST dog in
>> Novice A obedience. It's been a decade since I stepped into the
>> obedience ring (at this very trial, btw)
>
> With the same dog, no DHOWET, eh, mary?
>
> You got the OLDEST "competition" dogs in history, with NO titles.
>
>> and discovered Noah had a distance limit on his "stays"
>> that was about 10' shorter than the length of the ring.
>
> Naaah? You mean, you couldn't train him to stay any better than
> you could train him not to lunge at cars for ten years, mary??
>
> "And my Sam dove at the tires of a passing car while on a 6' lead.
> He didn't succeed, but that was my level of vigilance and not the
> length of the lead. Ratchet the vigilance up a notch, no more "suicide
> Sam".
>
> SHAAAZZZAAAMMM~!~!~!!
>
>> Oh, well, the good news is that being first means he's
>> only got one dog next to him in the group exercises.
>
> You mean just in case he GOES INSANE and attacks IT, mary?
>
>>> i wonder what the odds are that she'll utterly humiliate me??
>
> BET ON IT.
>
>> I want a full show re****t, no matter what.
>
> INDEED?
>
>> --
>> Mary & the depleted Ames National Zoo
>> (Ranger, Duke, Rhia-cat)
>
> BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
>
>
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