HOWEDY mary healey, my MOST FAVORITE
Professional OBEDIENCE TRAINER to IDENTIFY
EXXXPOSE an DISCREDIT as a PATHETIC LIAR
DOG ABUSER COWARD FRAUD and MENTAL CASE,
"Mary Healey" <ameszoo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> elegy <elegy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> my confirmation came today for luce's first rally trial.
>
> Go, luce! Yay, elegy! C'mon, I refuse to be the
> only one making a fool of myself in Rally.
Well mary, it's SO EZ for you and you're REALLY
REALLY GOOD at makin a FOOL of yourself~!
> Show's this weekend? So's mine -- last until the end of August.
>
> Cheer up, Novice is all on leash. The odds of her jumping the
> ring gates or smooching (smoo****ng?) the judge are minimal.
> Short of tripping over her, how humiliated can you be?
Perhaps elegy is afraid Luce will GO INSANE pullin
against her pronged spiked pinch choke collar an get
disqualified?
LIKE THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBtxevvcFs&mode=user&search=
>> FREAKING OUT!!!
Yup. FREAKIN HOWET~!
> You'll be fine. FINE, I tell you. She knows this stuff. YOU
> know this stuff. You will be fine. You read it on the internet,
> so it must be true!
What IS true, mary, is your dogs KNOW they CAN'T BE
PUNISHED in the ring so they intentionally do STUFF like
attack other dogs and ESCAPE the ring.
>> there are only 7 novice a dogs. we are right smack in
>> the middle, last class to go.
>
> Cheer up. Once you've seen some of the Advanced dogs
> (Ranger, for instance!), you'll realize that perfection is not
> a requirement for Rally.
There ya go, mary~! Should be EZ~!:
mary wrote:
"I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop.
Sam ate the complete works of Charles Dickens, a heating
pad, a brand new pair of gl*****, a baggie full of metal staples,
and a 3'x3' chunk of the kitchen linoleum. And the plugs off
many of the electrical appliances. And various personal bits
out of every pair of jeans and underwear I possessed."
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
Sam is why I'm "allergic" to puppies, but also why I
adore obnoxious adolescent dawgs. I dragged him to
obedience class when he was 6 months old, he dragged
me to obedience class (and agility class, and clicker
training class, and seminars, and show-n-gos, and fun
matches) for the next 4 years.
The world is a safer place now for dirty underwear and
plastic baggies.
I can go back to leaving the laundry basket on the floor.
And the trash cans. And I can remove my watch and set it
down without finding bits of its little crystal carcass in
Sam's crate. I won't have to flush Sam out from under the
dinner table, or eat with hot dogbreath steaming up my leg.
Heck, I still have an ACD who adores all people (also
not "normal" breed behavior!), but he's very breed-
typical in his attempts to control and "police" the
behavior of other dogs.
when Sam was injured in a scrap with Ranger I chose to
treat him at home - without veterinary care. Cost *was*
a consideration. He lost part of one ear, with the usual
impressive spattering of gore."
You mean he was DOG AGGRESSIVE, don't you, mary <{}: ~ ( >
BWEEEAAAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
"Left to his own devices, he'd be picking fights and
bossing everydoggy. That's why he's not left to his
own devices.
That's why he's not left to his own devices.
I wouldn't take Ranger to a dog park.
I have let him off lead, but only to play fetch
(he's ball obsessed) and never with strange dogs
around.
As for the yard, well, Ranger goes walkabout at will and cannot be
allowed outside without supervision. Duke spent a year as an outside
dog; he's developed some inappropriately proprietary feelings about
"his" yard. Just two reasons why unrestricted yard access may not be
suitable for some dogs.
He can be a gentleman, but I can't depend on it."
Ooooooh! SCARY, ain't it!
> In fact, I'm pondering the possibility of ramrodding Duke
> around the Novice Rally course a few times this fall, mainly
> for the entertainment value.
Yeah? You want FUN, mary?:
"I got Sam - of the eaten linoleum, lamp plugs, eyegl*****,
heating pads, books, and metal staples. Sam, the Energizer
Bunny on speed (or so I thought at the time - I've met a few
dogs since then that make Sam look slug-like). Sam of the
3 solid years of obedience cl***** and hysterical car barking.
Oh, he learned quickly - still does. But he's no angel, even
now that he's a little older and a lot slower.
After Sam, and Noah (a strange dog, even by ACD standards),
and Ranger (a normal, which is to say difficult, ACD), the latest
addition, Duke, is far easier to live with than any of the others.
And I still have absolutely no idea what makes him tick."
Perhaps you should hire a BEHAVIORIST, eh, mary?
> I got Ranger's confirmation for this weekend -- he's the only
> 12" Advanced Rally dog, which puts him after the one 8" dog
> and before the bunch of 16" dogs. And he's the FIRST dog in
> Novice A obedience. It's been a decade since I stepped into the
> obedience ring (at this very trial, btw)
With the same dog, no DHOWET, eh, mary?
You got the OLDEST "competition" dogs in history, with NO titles.
> and discovered Noah had a distance limit on his "stays"
> that was about 10' shorter than the length of the ring.
Naaah? You mean, you couldn't train him to stay any better than
you could train him not to lunge at cars for ten years, mary??
"And my Sam dove at the tires of a passing car while on a 6' lead.
He didn't succeed, but that was my level of vigilance and not the
length of the lead. Ratchet the vigilance up a notch, no more "suicide
Sam".
SHAAAZZZAAAMMM~!~!~!!
> Oh, well, the good news is that being first means he's
> only got one dog next to him in the group exercises.
You mean just in case he GOES INSANE and attacks IT, mary?
>> i wonder what the odds are that she'll utterly humiliate me??
BET ON IT.
> I want a full show re****t, no matter what.
INDEED?
> --
> Mary & the depleted Ames National Zoo
> (Ranger, Duke, Rhia-cat)
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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