HOWEDY mary healey, my MOST FAVORITE SELF-
PROFESSED PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE TRAINER
to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE an DISCREDIT as a PATHETIC
MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN LIAR DOG ABUSER
COWARD FRAUD SCAM ARTIST and MENTAL CASE,
"M Healey" <thezoo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> http://community.webshots.com/album/563995355PlfmRK
>
> We took these pics this morning for Duke's ILP/PAL application.
Are you competing for the OLDEST dogs in the ring, mary?:
From: Mary H Healey <mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 15:20:39 -0600
Subject: Re: Breed suggestions
OTOH, I prefer a long-lived breed because it takes me damned near
forever to *do* anything with the little devils. For example, I'm just
getting around to thinking about putting a CD on Ranger.
He's 10.
--
Mary H. and the Ames National Zoo:
Raise A Fund, ANZ Babylon Ranger, ANZ MarmaDUKE,
and Rotund Rhia
------------------
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> I think I know which two (one full front, one full side) I want
> to send, but I wouldn't mind getting a few more opinions.
Do you think it's SAFE to take your dogs HOWET in pubic, mary?:
From: M Healey <the...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 27 Jan 2008 04:35:29 GMT
Subject: In which I am annoyed
Took the dogs to a lovely park for their daily hike. Walked the
(shoveled!) perimeter path, and was almost back to the parking
lot when I saw a fuzzy dog headed our way. No human. No leash.
So I make my guys sit off to the side of the path, and hope for the best.
Didn't get it. Mr. Dog came diving into my crew like he had something
to prove. Strangely, it was Duke who took him on. I got knocked to my
knees, but kept hold of all the leashes. Even managed enough slack to
slap at the tusslers (by then it had turned into a 3-dog free-for-all,
with
only little Lindy holding back).
Mr. Dog (I'm presuming gender, given that it was the two boydogs
that gave it grief, and not Miss *****) backed up, and at last turned
away. Then he looked at a woman jogging towards us, crouched
into a play bow, and ran the other way. Fifty feet on, he dove in
towards a dog/bicycler combination, creating as much mayhem as
he had with my crew. The woman just smiled and waved as she
jogged past me, and past the guy on the bike. She never caught
the dog, but I don't think she was trying to catch the dog.
No blood, no damage, but it ruined our walk (and my mood).
Why do stupid people insist on letting their untrained dogs interfere
with other people's peaceful enjoyment of a public area?
Here's more EXXXPERTEASE
from mary healey, PROFESSIONAL trainer:
HOWEDY mary healey, my MOST FAVORITE SELF-
PROFESSED PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE TRAINER
to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE an DISCREDIT as a PATHETIC
MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN LIAR DOG ABUSER
COWARD FRAUD SCAM ARTIST and MENTAL CASE,
"M Healey" <thezoo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Well, we're doing Rally,
WOW~! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G, TRULY AMAZING~!
> not "real" obedience,
Naaaaah? Perhaps most of your fellHOWE dog lovers
here ain't familiar with RALLY "obedience", mary?
For your ignorameHOWES pal's information, rally
"obedience" is kinda the child's equivalent of A.K.C.
obedience trial where OBEDIENCE ain't so much the
focus as is completing the obedience course without
attackin nodoGodameneD WON or gettin BANNED
from the A.K.C. grounds for havin an ill trained
HOWETA CON-TROLL dog and / or correcting IT
in the ring <{}: ~ ( >
> but I'm pretty pleased with Ranger.
INDEED? Ranger, hunh? Isn't Ranger too old to compete, mary?:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: Mary Healey <mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 1998/03/27
Subject: Re: Crate question
Idahoans <idaho...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>...We have just gotten a mixed black lab puppy, 9 weeks old.
>She *hates* her crate. We put her in for 15 minutes, she cried
>for 15 minutes. We put her in for 30 minutes, she cried for 30
>minutes. This morning she was in it for about 45 minutes and
>cried for most of that time, with just a couple of short quiet periods.
And you rewarded her for those short quiet periods, yes?
> ... I gave her a treat as soon as she was in, and she ate it,
> but then immediately commenced whining.
"easy treats" just aren't as diverting as something that the puppy can
devote several minutes' attention to. Like putting peanut butter (just
a little!) in a Kong - it'll take several minutes to lick the Kong
clean. Buster Cubes are great, too, but a little difficult to operate
effectively in a crate.
And don't give up. Ranger, at a year old, hated being crated. He's
still not overly thrilled about staying in the crate, but a consistent
program of stuffed Kongs and biscuits has convinced him that
going into his crate is okay.
M.
> (Did I post about his first 2 legs in February?
You mean , February of '98, mary?:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: Mary Healey <mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 1998/02/27
Subject: Re: training
Speaking of training techniques, I started teaching my 3 guys
the weave poles by C&T, with interesting and very different
results. I was taught to lure through the weaves, but the
positioning was a problem (heel vs. off-side heel), plus getting
the dog to work away from me wasn't going to be easy.
So I figured a little clicker magic couldn't hurt.
I'd clicker-trained Noah to retrieve, and it didn't really take
him very long to start offering to walk between the poles (only
set up 2 to start with). Sam has been introduced to clicker-
training, and is a more advanced agility dog (not by much!).
He's more accustomed to a combination of luring/positioning.
Very much less progress, although Sam is the brighter dog.
And Ranger had absolutely no clue - we had to start with the
click/treat association and that's about all he got out of this
first session. "Hear the click, get food", with no clue that his
behavior "creates" the click.
If the weather holds, it'll be fun to see how they progress.
Mary H.
---------------
Looks like the weather held, eh, mary?
> I'm sure I did.
You mean, three years ago in February, mary?
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: Mary H Healey <mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 15:20:39 -0600
Subject: Re: Breed suggestions
OTOH, I prefer a long-lived breed because it takes me damned near
forever to *do* anything with the little devils. For example, I'm just
getting around to thinking about putting a CD on Ranger. He's 10.
--
Mary H. and the Ames National Zoo:
Raise A Fund, ANZ Babylon Ranger, ANZ MarmaDUKE,
and Rotund Rhia
------------------
OR did you mean, when you wasn't mocking Linda Tellington- Jones
for suggesting that breedin a mare MIGHT calm IT down Vs waitin
till IT was thirteen years old, mary?:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: Mary Healey ames...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
11 Mar 2008 21:44:29 GMT
Subject: Re: T-Touch
sh...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Melinda Shore) wrote in
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> In article <63o8daF290lk...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> Suja <spana...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>It kinda sounds like borderline voodoo science, so I am a little
>>skeptical.
> I think it's one of those things that requires ignoring the
> stupid-ass names and some of the "energy" hokum.
Ms. LT-J herself lost my confidence during an equine presentation
when she suggested breeding a ditzy Mustang mare (on account of
she couldn't make any noticeable improvement in the critter's mental
state).
As I recall, she's a skilled handler, but what I was seeing didn't
have any correlation to what she was saying. Whether her disciples
have acquired her skills, or merely her psychobabble trappings,
might be an interesting survey.
> If I can ignore the stupid-ass names and not mock the instructor
> (at least not out loud), I think pretty much anybody can.
--
Mary & the depleted Ames National Zoo
(Ranger, Duke, Rhia-cat)
-----------------
OR, do you mean when you was givin dog / kat aggression advice?:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: Mary Healey <ames...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 3 Mar 2008 19:00:40 GMT
Subject: Re: Are cats good companions for dogs?
"cshenk" <cshe...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 'This is not true of all breeds. What little I know says that Rotts
> and cats do not mix well. This doesnt mean there arent exceptions,
> but it's not generally a good mix to try. I'd hazard a guess that it
> works only if the cat is there when the pup is born and the pup
> grows up with it. Your 7MO is too old for this.'
Your guess is wrong. While it very much depends on both individuals,
dogs (even Rotts) can and do adapt to non-canine companions at any age.
I would certainly try to find a dog-savvy cat, were I adding a cat to a
household containing an adolescent dog of any breed.
>> It isn't unusual for Rottweilers to be other dog aggressive.
> The few i know, are not but that is apt to be training and
socialization.
Properly trained, you'd never know whether a dog is dog-
aggressive without living with the critter.
Most days, you'd never know that my ACDs were both dog
aggressive, or that my Lab is territorial. *I* know this, and
handle them in such a way that these tendencies should not
be readily apparent to the casual observer.
--
Mary & the depleted Ames National Zoo
(Ranger, Duke, Rhia-cat)
---------------
> The highlights - he qualified both days, he warmed up brilliantly
> but didn't seem to recognize me once we got in the ring,
You mean he IGNORES you when he knows you can't
bribe jerk choke shock him, mary? Can't you bribe your
dog in the rally ring?
They SHOULD allHOWE that. Wouldn't you agree, mary <{}: ~ ) >
> we got 4th place the second day, and the weather in Iowa
> in February makes attending a dog show a real challenge.)
Well, THAT IS a SURPRISE, eh, mary? After all, thirteen years
workin on trainin Ranger to not attack other dogs and walk on a
loose leash??
> Anyway, on to the good stuff:
Oh? There's MORE, mary??
> Yesterday he finished his Rally Novice title with a
> score of 99 (out of 100) and first place.
Are you SHORE the judge wasn't estimating his AGE??
> Woo-hoo!
"Woo-hoo!" INDEED, mary-!
> He got cheese. He likes cheese.
INDEED?:
"Postitive emotions arising in connection with the perfection
of a skill, irrespective of its pragmatic significance at a
given moment, serve as the reinforcement. IOW, emotions, not
outside rewards, are what reinforces any behavior," Ivan Pavlov.
> I was thrilled that he seemed to recognize me in the ring.
Oh, you mean that when he realized the rally ring wasn't
the same as the obedience ring that he figgured you could
jerk an choke him in there <{}: ~ ( >
> I didn't work him as much beforehand, under the theory that
> we were leaving our best performance in the warmup, and I
> was actually much more relaxed.
You mean, you didn't go in EXXXPECTING to win, mary?
> We needed one leg, and I'd entered us both days this weekend
> and both days next weekend, so I figured we'd get there sometime
> in the next 10 days.
Or the next ten years, mary <{}: ~ ( >
> Then I took him to the eye clinic -- he's got retinal dysplasia, the
tops
> of his retinas are malformed, but it's not progressive and won't affect
> his sight more than it already does, so that was well-spent $$.
INDEED?
> On the way out the door, I decided to move him up to the Rally
> Advanced (off leash) class for today. I figured, why not?
Don't you think that could be RISKY, mary?:
"Left to his own devices, he'd be picking
fights and bossing everydoggy.
That's why he's not left to his own devices.
I wouldn't take Ranger to a dog park.
I have let him off lead, but only to play fetch
(he's ball obsessed) and never with strange dogs
around.
He can be a gentleman, but I can't depend on it."
Ooooooh! SCARY, ain't it, mary healey you
pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin dog
abusing mental case!
> Today we got there bright and early, I got him all warmed up,
> and the judge told us at the briefing that he'd really like the "on
> deck" dog to be at the in-gate.
You mean, like HOWE they're suppHOWESED to be, mary?
> So there we were, as the Airedale ahead of us decided to
> leave the ring. No leash, remember? I was holding a suprised
> ACD with one hand and a (fortunately) playful Airedale in the
> other for about five seconds.
LUCKY thing you didn't have him on leash or he'd of
attacked the Airdale as per usual, wouldn't you agree,
mary?
> Ranger didn't get over his surprise in time
> to get offended, thank goodness.
LUCKY thing you grabbed him, eh, mary?
> A minute later, I'm taking him into the ring (the Airedale's
> owner excused them), and taking off his leash.
Oh, so you DID have him on leash, you just didn't restrain him with it?
> As we start forward, a dog in the ring next door goes zooming
> over a jump (it was either Open or Utility Obedience), and poor
> Ranger ****ed like a pony.
Naaaah? SPOOKEY, ain't he, mary?
> I think if it had been the Airedale OR the zooming dog, he'd
> have been fine, but the combination made him a little tweaky.
You don't suppHOWES he SPOOKED on accHOWENTA
he thought YOU was fixin to HURT HIM, do you, mary?
> But I got his brain back, and the course was simple and smooth,
IT DON'T GET MUCH SIMPLER than RALLY, does it, mary?
> and we did okay.
You mean, on accHOWENTA your dog would have to RUN
HOWETA the doGdameneD ring to FAIL rally-O, mary?
> He seems to need about half the course to realize that we're
> working, but that just means he finishes the course with a bang.
You mean he goofs off half the time and then tries for the cheese, mary?
> Score 99 (out of 100),
Was it your pal judging, mary?
> for 2nd place (the first place dog is a really nice working
> Springer *****, and she well-deserved the win) and his first
> Rally Advanced leg. Go, Ranger!
YAY~!
> I've moved him up for next week, obviously. And I spent almost
> as much in gas as in entries for the weekend. Not cheap, this here
> dog-showing thing.
You wanna see EXXXPENSIVE, mary?
You should try raising a puppy <{}: ~ ) >
"Sam ate the complete works of Charles Dickens, a heating pad,
a brand new pair of gl*****, a baggie full of metal staples,
and a 3'x3' chunk of the kitchen linoleum. And the plugs off
many of the electrical appliances. And various personal bits
out of every pair of jeans and underwear I possessed."
"Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
Maybe you got a case of the cobbler's shoeless kids,
eh, PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER mary?:
"I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
Sam is why I'm "allergic" to puppies, but also why I
adore obnoxious adolescent dawgs. I dragged him to
obedience class when he was 6 months old, he dragged
me to obedience class (and agility class, and clicker
training class, and seminars, and show-n-gos, and fun
matches) for the next 4 years.
The world is a safer place now for dirty underwear and
plastic baggies.
I can go back to leaving the laundry basket on the floor.
And the trash cans. And I can remove my watch and set it
down without finding bits of its little crystal carcass in
Sam's crate. I won't have to flush Sam out from under the
dinner table, or eat with hot dogbreath steaming up my leg.
Heck, I still have an ACD who adores all people (also
not "normal" breed behavior!), but he's very breed-
typical in his attempts to control and "police" the
behavior of other dogs.
when Sam was injured in a scrap with Ranger I chose to
treat him at home - without veterinary care. Cost *was*
a consideration. He lost part of one ear, with the usual
impressive spattering of gore."
You mean he was DOG AGGRESSIVE, don't you, mary <{}: ~ ( >
BWEEEAAAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
HOWEDY mary you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal murderin professional dog trainin FRAUD
an SCAM ARTIST,
Mary Healey wrote:
> Paula <mmmtoblerone@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote :
> > with walking both together on the first walk around the
> > neighborhood... That's a lot of not good ideas for as
> > little time as you've had Briar.
>
> Hmmm. I beg to differ. With both Ranger and Duke,
Both Ranger and Duke had life long temperament and
behavior problems and died from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASES aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{}: ~ ( >
<SNIP>
> >...You could have been hurt and you could also have lost both dogs.
>
> Well, that's a fair point. And walking two dogs
> who are at very different "politeness points"
BWEEEAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!
"Politeness points"???
THAT'S SHEER IDIOCY, mary.
> on the leash-walking spectrum can be an
> interesting exercise in communication.
INDEED?
> As for Briar pulling like a freight train,
You mean, like your own dog Sam, mary?
> and not minding being choked
What makes you think dogs 'DON'T MIND BEING CHOKED", mary?
> -- Don't Let Him DO That.
You mean, jerk and choke IT somemore?
> For greatest clarity, working him alone is probably best.
> I've dealt with it "in company", as it were, but it isn't
> nearly as efficient as one-on-one.
That's ABSURD. Dogs learn from WATCHIN EACH OTHER.
> (Even when you get a dog walking nicely on leash on his own,
> don't be surprised if you have to make a few corrections
You mean, jerk an choke IT somemore.
> or adjustments when you add another dog or cir***stances change.)
You mean like when a dog cat squirrel or car p***** bye, mary?
> You don't need a special collar, or halter, or whatever.
> The key to getting a dog to stop pulling is to not let
> them start pulling. Which sounds completely supid, but
> it's true.
STUPID is your SPECIALTY ain't it, mary.
HOWEVer, TRUTH AIN'T.
> Let's see if I can make this brief. Dogs pull to go somewhere.
NO. Dogs PULL to ESCAPE BEING CHOKED.
> If pulling always results in the dog NOT going anywhere,
> then going somewhere (on a loose leash) is a reward.
Naaah?
> This is where the "make like a tree" (when the leash
> tightens, you stop moving) advice comes in.
Yeah. HOWEver, IT NEVER WORKS.
> As far as it goes, it's fine.
BWEEEEHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!
> Dogs accustomed to pu****ng into their collar think
> being half-choked is how walks are supposed to be.
NO mary. Dogs bein CHOKED is HOWE COME they ESCAPE
your SHOCK FENCES and won't return, JUST LIKE abused
children, mary <{); ~ ) >
> They've been *trained* to accept oxygen
> deprivation as a normal part of their daily walk.
THAT'S INSANE, mary.
> With dogs like this, it may not be enough to stop forward
> progress and wait for the dog to put slack in the leash.
BWEEEAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
> You have to MAKE slack in the leash.
INDEED? Oh, you mean JUST LIKE HOWE it's TAUGHT in your
own FREE COPY of The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog, Child, Kat And Horse Training Method
Manual <{}: ~ ) >
> It can go something like this: leash goes taut, you stop,
> dog ignores you and continues to put pressure on the leash.
> Stalemate. So, you say the dog's name, or make an interesting
> noise, or do *something* to put slack in the leash AND show
> the dog that walking and a cessation of pressure on his neck
> are related. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
BWEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Hey mary? Is that your FINAL ANSWER?
You may want to CONsult a FRIEND pryor to
makin your FINAL DECISION <{): ~ ) >
BWEEEEEEEEAAHHAHHAHAAAA!!!
> This can be another situation where a
> "watch me"command comes in super handy.
INDEED?
O.K., mary. LET'S WATCH YOU!:
"Sam ate the complete works of Charles Dickens, a heating pad,
a brand new pair of gl*****, a baggie full of metal staples,
and a 3'x3' chunk of the kitchen linoleum. And the plugs off
many of the electrical appliances. And various personal bits
out of every pair of jeans and underwear I possessed."
> Ever do anything with these dogs
> except encourage them to reproduce?
You mean, like CHASE CARS, mary?:
"Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
Maybe you got a case of the cobbler's shoeless kids,
eh PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER mary?:
"I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
> > these pups are all fully wormed, these pups are
> > selling for only $100.00 each. this is are 9th.
Well you can't beat that with a stick, can you, mary.
At least as far as a GOOD FAMILY PET Pit Bull, eh?
> > litter and we have sold all! are dogs. we have
> > sold over 75# dogs!
>
> How many owners are you still in contact with?
Let's talk abHOWET your own dogs, mary?:
"I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
Sam is why I'm "allergic" to puppies, but also why I
adore obnoxious adolescent dawgs. I dragged him to
obedience class when he was 6 months old, he dragged
me to obedience class (and agility class, and clicker
training class, and seminars, and show-n-gos, and fun
matches) for the next 4 years.
The world is a safer place now for dirty underwear and
plastic baggies.
I can go back to leaving the laundry basket on the floor.
And the trash cans. And I can remove my watch and set it
down without finding bits of its little crystal carcass in
Sam's crate. I won't have to flush Sam out from under the
dinner table, or eat with hot dogbreath steaming up my leg.
ANZ Sam-I-Am -- half ACD, all dog.
MHH
"I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
Heck, I still have an ACD who adores all people (also
not "normal" breed behavior!), but he's very breed-
typical in his attempts to control and "police" the
behavior of other dogs.
"I use him as a demonstration dog in obedience cl*****.
Sam started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop."
Left to his own devices, he'd be picking fights and
bossing everydoggy. That's why he's not left to his
own devices.
That's why he's not left to his own devices.
I wouldn't take Ranger to a dog park.
I have let him off lead, but only to play fetch
(he's ball obsessed) and never with strange dogs
around.
He can be a gentleman, but I can't depend on it."
Ooooooh! SCARY, ain't it!
You mean on accHOWENT of YOU GOT THE SAME PROBLEM
the original poster was askin for ADVICE abHOWET.
You gonna tell us HOWE you managed to EXXXPERTLY
PROFESSIONALLY TRAIN your own fear aggressive dogs
to be FEAR AGGRESSIVE when you ain't standin there
ready and able to HURT and INTIMIDATE them someMOORE?
On accHOWENT of her EXXXPERTLY PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED
DOG WILL RUN HOWET ON HER and would NEVER return JUST
LIKE HOWE dra linda aka tallgrass's St. Bernard jumped
her six foot fence and ESCAPED <{); ~ ) >
On accHOWENT of YOU GOT THE SAME PROBLEM the original
poster was ASKING for ADVICE, REMEMBER mary <{); ~ ) >
Subject: Re: Car Chasin' Dog
HOWEDY mary,
"Mary H Healey" <mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:41E68BA0.6050908@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> ella wrote:
> > Any thoughts on how to convince an otherwise
> > well trained dog NOT to chase cars.
Yeah. That's EZ if you know HOWE.
> You've had some good advice
That so, mary? The only ADVICE she was given
was to REWARD the BAD BEHAVIOR with treats
and to choke and intimidate the dog someMOORE.
REMEMBER mary, you miserable dog abusing mental case?
> (incompatible behavior,
That won't EXXXTINGUISH the behavior, mary,
that's what you do when you CAN'T TRAIN the
dog NOT to DO the behavior, mary.
> "leave it",
You mean jerk and choke IT while SCREAMIN "LEAVE IT"
like HOWE your pal taragreen2 was fixin to teach us
pryor to getin CHOKED UP.
> prong collar, etc.),
You mean when regular jerking and choking
on your slip choke collar don't HURT and
INTIMDIATE the dog ENOUGH to make IT
respect your AUTHORITY, mary?
> and I've used most of them,
INDEEDY. THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
Wizard SEZ: "DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE
abHOWETS."
REMEMBER mary, you dog abusing mental case?
> but the simplest "fix" I've used is to simply
> put myself between the dog and the traffic.
You mean a barrier. Ever heard of BARRIER
FRUSTRATION SYNDROME, mary? You could
make yourself the stimuli that TRIGGERS the
BAD BEHAVIOR if you're the BARRIER behind
which the dog dog barks. It only takes a few
repetitions to train ANY dog to bark as soon
as the BARRIER is presented, if we CONDITION
the dog to BARK EVERY TIME the barrier is in
place... so, WON missed op****tunity will TRAIN
the dog to bark at ANY THING if you're standin
in front of IT to AVOID the BAD BEHAVIOR.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
> If you're walking with the flow of cars on your left,
The dog will bolt and pull her into the traffic.
> have the dog walk to your right, no more than
> a body length ahead or behind you.
You mean, CONfHOWEND the dog's heel command?
> Don't expect him to grow out of this behavior.
RIGHT. You can TRAIN the dog not to do
that in a couple minutes, IOW, NEARLY
INSTANTLY, maybe faster if you know HOWE.
But the dog AIN'T GONNA HOWEtgrHOWE the
VISUAL ORAL REFLEX, mary.
THAT has to be DECONDITIONED, mary.
LUCKY THING dogs are CREATURES OF HABIT
and therefore CAN BE TRAINED NEARLY INSTANTLY.
AIN'T IT, mary, you miserable stinkin university
educated dog abusing mental case?
> My Sam, bless his pointy ears,
You mean your Sam whom you jerk
and choke and lock in a box, mary.
> started chasing cars at 10 weeks and never did stop.
Well then mary, you're just the WON to ADVISE US
HOWE to TRAIN HOWER dogs NOT to DO THAT.
Just start by tellin us HOWE you handled and trained
your little doggy Sam since DAY WON and we'll know
what NOT to do to MAKE dogs FEAR AGGRESSIVE
of passing cars, eh mary?
> He'd chase 'em from inside my car,
On accHOWENT of you couldn't jerk and choke
IT EVERY TIME on accHOWENT of you was busy
DRIVING, therebye VARIABLY REINFORCING the
BAD BEHAVIOR EVERY TIME you FAILED TO HURT
and INTIMDATE HIM in a timely manner.
THAT'S HOWE COME AVERSIVES DO NOT TRAIN DOGS,
mary, you dog abusing mental case.
> along the road, wherever, whenever.
Any time you rely on PAIN FEAR FORCE BRIBERY
and INTIMIDATION and FAIL to HURT INTIMIDATE
or successfully BRIBE the dog to AVOID a behavior
of the cunning domestic puppy dog you ain't got the
INTELLECT to HOWEtwit, you've VARIABLY RE-
ENFORCED the BAD BEHAVIOR.
> He did learn to control himself,
That so? You mean so long as you could throw
yourself in front of and between your dog and
an oncommin ANY THING, mary.
> but almost every long walk would have him
> diving at the wheels of some poor unsuspecting
> vehicle.
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
ANY behavior that's CONSISTENT PREDICTABLE
and REPEATABLE is EZ to EXXXTINGUISH NEARLY
INSTANTLY if we DON'T DO what you done to your
poor miserable abused dog Sammy since DAY WON
you miserable dog abusing mental case.
> It was always most likely when he was a little tired.
That so?
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
> Of course, that's also when I was likely
> to be a little tired, so maybe it was more
> my reaction time
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
You mean, you didn't HURT and INTIMIDATE
your little dog Sammy in time to EXXXTINGUISH
the behavior from DAY WON, eh mary?
> than his self-control that frayed a bit.
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
You're a mental case, mary. If the dog
learned SELF CON-TROLL you wouldn't
have to THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT
of your dog when it makes an ATTACK.
> YMMV,
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
You mean she MIGHT GET LUCKY and
CURE the problem by doin what you done
to CAUSE the problem, mary? Is that SANE?
> no warranty, etc.
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
"He did learn to control himself,"
You can't post here abHOWETS nodoGgamened
MOORE you miserable dog abusing punk thug
coward and active long term incurable university
trained MENTAL CASE.
> Damn, I miss that dog.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
HOWEDY mary,
Mary Healey wrote:
> "buzzsaw" <t-tye@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > In fact the only thing that really brings out the beast
> > in this dog that I have seen so far is squirells he goes
> > absolutely nuts and I have to restrain with all my might.
>
> Heh. I never did break Sam of that.
That and car chasing or dog aggression or any other
behavior you've never been able to train, eh mary?
But that never taught you to TRY SUMPTHIN DIFFERENT
because you ain't got the intellect to outwit the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog. Heh, heh, mary.
> Maybe because I found it amusing.
That so? You must be a very funny professional
dog trainer after TEN YEARS of NOT BEING ABLE
to STOP LAUGHING at your own dog bolting to
chase cars and squirrels.
> > ... I went wide around him onto the grass
That'll alert both dogs to become SUSPICIOUS.
> > maybe 10 ft from him and his dog as we passed,
I move dog aggressive dogs to 3' from their sides
and continue straight past each other and continue
ten ft beyond the cross point and REVERSE and DO
IT AGAIN till the AGGRESSION is EXXXTINGUISHED in
just a few minutes.
> > Max was good up until the point that we passed
RIGHT. That's the point where the handler must praise
and make the decision to continue forward or reverse
and do it again till extinguishment.
> > and he lunged at him and bark excessively.
If they blow up at the point where they're both even
with the other dog we continue moving forward. If they
break pryor to coming up on the other dog we reverse
and go ten feet and reverse again and do it over till
we can pass on a 10'X3' path till the aggression stops
then we sit the dogs back to back at the point where
they passed each other and do a couple exercises to
provoke them to make another aggressive move and repeat
the process till extinction.
Takes minutes to break fear aggression in ANY dog so
long as you AIN'T JERKIN and CHOKING and THREATENING.
> > I corrected with a "leave it" and pulled him away.
Yeah, that INCREASES ANXIETY and CAUSES AGGRESSION
just like HOWE giving a "leave it" command CAUSES dogs to
STEAL POISON soon as they think their handler CAN'T HURT
THEM in time to STOP the BAD BEHAVIOR.
As a PROFESSIONAL TRAINER, you're a FRAUD, mary.
> With a dog Max's size,
You mean a BIG dog you can't HURT and INTIDMIATE
like you could your own dog Sam who couldn't be
broken of chasing cars squirrels kats other dogs
or any other behavior problems you've NEVER been
able to consistently train ANY dog to do or not.
> a dog that can't walk past another dog and remain calm,
Like your dog Sam who couldn't walk past a squirrel
or a passing car, mary? Do you REALLY think your
ADVICE is worthwhile for ANY similar behavior?
> I'd have him sit/stay and keep him focused on me
Yeah, but THAT NEVER WORKS.
> ("watch me")
OR YOU'LL HURT HIM somemore.
> while the other dog walked by.
Or you'll jerk and choke him and throw
your body between them like you done to
Sam for ten years for chasin cars, mary.
> The im****tant part of this is to
NOT FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE, mary.
> make sure the other dog does not
> interfere with Max in ANY way -
timmy doesn't even have CON-TROLL of his
own dog just like HOWE you didn't have
CON-TROLL of your own dog Sam for ten
years with the same problem.
>- no sniffing, no "he's friendly", nothing.
BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!
You think IGNORING the other dog is gonna train
your dog not to be afraid, like HOWE you tried
for ten years with your own dog Sam, mary?:
HOWEDY mary you miserable lying dog abusing fraud,
Mary Healey wrote:
> davebo42@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote in news:1120751338.003117.206900
> @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > we have aprox. 6# pitbull puppies 4 sale. parents on
> > site. great markings.
>
> Y'know, the first question I have when looking for a puppy
> is not "what color should I get"?
The Amazing Puppy Wizard usually picks color first.
HOWE else are you gonna eliminate all the nice prospects?
> > ... no they are not registered but, all parents are on site.
Good. Home bred pups, raised with children, no DHOWET <{); ~ ) >
> Forget registration,
He sez he AIN'T GOT registration. The Amazing Puppy
Wizard don't care abHOWET registrations unless HE'S
fixin to BREED the dog for SHOWE puppies <{); ~ ) >
But HE don't SELL PUPPIES to dog abusers like you, mary.
> are the sire and dam tested for heritable genetic problems?
You mean like hemangiosarcoma?
You got 2 DEAD DOGS and a DEAD KAT from hemangiosarcoma.
You think it's CONtagiHOWES or do you THINK IT MIGHT be
a STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE of the micro epethilieal cells aka
The
Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{); ~ ) >
Here's a couple EXXXCERPTS from your own posted CASE HISTORY:
"My 13-year old cat is going strong, even with no teeth
and some kidney damage that requires sub-q fluids a couple
times a week. My 7-year old cat is dead, because of kidney
damage that didn't respond to hydration.
I've got a cat with a liver problem. That much was known
from his symptoms (weight loss) and blood work. The steroid
treatment (prednisolone) he received for the symptoms at
initial presentation would have messed up the treatment
for the underlying cause - if the underlying cause was liver
cancer. It wasn't, thank goodness, but he had 3 chemotherapy
treatments before we got that part figured out.
Sam and Noah both died from what seems like the same kind
of aggressive, super-nasty cancer (hemangiosarcoma).
Because Gareth's treatments were much more expensive than
I'd anticipated, among other reasons, when Sam was injured
in a scrap with Ranger I chose to treat him at home - without
veterinary care. Cost *was* a consideration. He lost part
of one ear, with the usual impressive spattering of gore.
Do you think I deliberately allowed Sam to suffer? Was what
I did (or didn't do) neglect? His ear healed cleanly, but
that wasn't apparent at the time.
> If so, where could I find verification of that?
He SEZ he AIN'T GOT no registrations. He's got EXXXCELLENT
PET Pit Bull Puppies that DON'T FIGHT and DON'T DROP DEAD
from cancer like your critters seem to have a BAD HABIT of
doin, mary.
> > the dad, hanabal is a very impresive dog.
No DHOWET.
> > one of the best watch dogs i,ve ever owned!
EXXXCELLENT. All the QUALITIES of a FAMILY PET.
> > he is really something else!
INDEEDY.
> Well, he ain't breed-standard
You mean on accHOWENT of he DON'T FIGHT like your dogs, mary?:
"when Sam was injured in a scrap with Ranger I chose to treat
him at home - without veterinary care. Cost *was* a consideration.
He lost part of one ear, with the usual impressive spattering of
gore."
> if he's a good watch dog,
You mean you don't think dogs NATURALLY protect their families?
> so you're absolutely right.
Probably so, mary.
> He is something other than a good pit. Not sure why
> you'd perpetuate an incorrect temperament?
You mean on accHOWENT of his dogs DON'T FIGHT like yours?
> > bulky! with block head.
> What's the brain in that block head like?
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And when your head stops spinnin, The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, *****,
Birdy And Horsey Wizard sincerely wishes you and yours happy,
heelthful days, FOREVER <{}; ~ ) >
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C
G-R-A-N-D M-A-S-T-E-R
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
E-mail:
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