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Re: Harley update & totally OT brag

by "Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory Jun 22, 2008 at 10:56 PM

"montana wildhack" <montana@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
news:2008062220490675249-montana@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> On 2008-06-22 13:46:07 -0400, Kathleen <khhfmdeletethis@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
said:
>
>> I'm getting too old for this stuff....
>
> Wow, GREAT story! Brava DD!

Yeah. It only took her two tries to find a horse she could sit:

*For the regulars, my daughter was finally convinced that Luna,
 her mustang, was never going to be a safe, fun horse to ride. After
months and months of dedicated training she was still making
frequent, spirited attempts to murder anyone sitting on her back.
Albert is keeping her, though, and trying to get his hands on her
brother so he can use them as a matched pair to pull a buckboard
at next year's Chuckwagon Races.

Reno, her new horse, is a sweetheart.

                  ------------------------- 

 Luna can pull a buckboard but can't ride a child who BEATS an KICKS IT.

"I had a BC, a horrible escape artist who had learned to stick his
head  into the shadow box fencing and use it to lever to pry off
boards so he could go bumming around the neighborhood.

Obviously the canine spine is not made to deal with this.

 The docs at the ortho clinic did the dye test on the spine and called
me with the news that it was most probably cancer - they said they
were about 85 percent sure.  Said there was evidence of a mass well
above and below the disks that were supposed to be ruptured.

And that the kindest thing might be to not allow him to wake up
from the anesthesia.

  I was flabbergasted.  Devastated.  How could cancer have such
 a sudden onset?  And my own vet had been so certain that it was
trauma...

  So I said "absolutely not" to immediate euthanasia.  Told them to
proceed with the surgery.  Open him up and see what's in there. If
 it was the disks, patch him up, and if it was cancer, just debulk the
 tumor, get asmuch of it out as possible to relieve his pain and buy
him some time.

 It was the disks.  They'd ruptured with such violent force that the
 squishy stuff inside had spurted all up and down the spinal canal -
 that's what they'd been seeing on the dye test.

 It still makes me sick to my stomach to think about what would
 have happened if I'd been willing to follow "expert advice" instead
of my own instincts.

  Connor had staples in his neck holding the incision closed.
  12 days post op I took him to have them removed and the
  incision just FELL OPEN.

 Thank god it happened before we left the office.  Healing was delayed
 by the oral steroids he'd been given to try to relieve his pain prior to
 his consult at the ortho clinic.  They re-stapled him and we returned
 again in another 14 days.  This time it stayed closed.

 As I recall, I kept him crated for that first month, taking him outside
 in the yard on a belt that wrapped around his waist so as not to put
any strain on his neck.  He was so relieved not to be hurting anymore
that I had to keep him confined to stop him from doinging around like
a maniac.

                            ------------------- 

Dogs are TERRORTORIAL critters by NATURE.
Dogs ONLY run away from their HOWESES when
they're ABUSED by ignorameHOWESES like yourself.

Coincidentally, horses train an handle JUST LIKE DOGS <{}: ~ ) >

kathleen's personal philosophy:
culprit wrote:
> if you snapped a picture of your proud dog with
> his first kill, would you post a picture of it?
> someone at work posted a great pic of her JRT carrying a squirrel
> (nearly his size!) to the dog group there.  she was very proud of
> him.  a bunch of other people jumped in saying how horrid it was
> to post pix of dead animals.
>
> i don't think it's any different than posting a pic of a retriever
> with his first bird.
>
> what do you think?  how would you react to something like that?

        I wouldn't have a problem with it.  But I know for a fact that
 there a lot of folks who would.  Personally, I'd only share a photo
like that with kindred souls.

        I have a young JRT named Cooper who refuses to go to ground
at the local EarthDog Fun Days.  He's scared of the rat in the cage.
I suspect his phobia relates to an incident last year.  We had an
invasion of mice in the pantry.  Lots of ruined food, and it reeked
of rodent.

I had to clean everything out,and purchase gnaw-proof packaging.

I also put baited traps on the pantry floor.

        Now, I was in the next room, so I don't know exactly what
 happened, but I heard the "snap" of one of the traps going off,
and then Cooper and both of the BCs came flying around the
corner, tuck-tailed, wild eyed and scrambling for purchase on
the Pergo.

I don't know which of them set the trap off, but it evidently
 impressed the hell out of all three of them.  And I think
Cooper associates the smell of rodents with nasty snappy things.

        I'd like to see him be able to do the things his breed is
famous for, and I've been told that the best way to "boost his
confidence" would be to purchase a rodent and let him kill it.

But I just can't do that.

Even though I eat meat, drink milk, wear leather and kill wild
rodents with traps.  Too many of my kids' friends keep vermin
for pets, and I can only imagine the reaction that my 4th grade
 son would get on Monday morning when the kids in his class
share the interesting things they did over the weekend.

        Unfortunately, personal philosphy aside, you have to
decide whether the end is worth putting up with Joan Q.
Public's reaction.

Kathleen Hansen
Z-Control Skid Boots
Leg armor for gonzo dogs!
http://webpages.charter.net/dhfm/ZControl.html

                -------------------- 

kathleen's business ETHICKS:

HOWEDY kathleen,

"Kathleen" <khhfmdeletet...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:9WR5j. 964$Aw4....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> chm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
>
>> Has anyone used www.dogtravelcompany.net to book either
>> a flight or a vacation package?  My husband and I want to go
>> on vacation with our 2 labs and just found this company.
>> They're the only company I've ever seen that
>> let's you fly with your dogs in the cabin.

INDEEDY! And you could certainly take advantage
of a nice arrangement like that when you hand deliver
your sister's puppy mill puppy to his new owner:

"In other news, I will be taking advantage of an
extraordinary op****tunity for travel.  On January
18th I will be flying to Chicago to meet my sister
and our mom, and from there we will be heading
across the Atlantic to Spain.

My sister is delivering a Norwich terrier puppy of
her own breeding to a buyer  living just outside of
Madrid, then we will embark upon a 9 day tour of
the country.

Wish us luck - I'm having a hard time imagining how
we're going to keep a 4 month-old puppy happy and
quiet during the 13 hour flight."

               --------------------- 

That's EZ, kathleen. All you gotta do is learn
a little bit abHOWET doggy behavior <{}: ~ ) >

> A total rip-off.

That so?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who's own dog
CRIPPLED HISSELF tryin to ESCAPE you pupperty?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who COULDN'T
TRAIN her own horse and had to GET RID OF IT?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who's own
terrior won't murder a rat on accHOWENTA
he's AFRAID of them?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who's own
dog PISSES HISSELF when her darlin husband
comes into the HOWES?

And might you be the SAME kathleen who'd only
show pictures of your dog MURDERIN a innocent
defenseless dumb critter to like minded souls?

AS STATED in your own POSTED CASE HISTORY below?

             Might you be the SAME kathleen who
                          SELLS CRAPOLA
                              on the web?:

                    Kathleen Hansen
               715 Brickingham Drive
          Saint Peters, Missouri  63376
                  kh...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
   http://webpages.charter.net/dhfm/ZControl.html

You know from personal EXXXPERIENCE HOWE
 difficult it is to establish a REPUTATION as a
TRUSTWORTHY, legitimate business person when
startin a new business.

> Run away as fast as you can.

Perhaps we should wrap HOWER legs so's we don't
get abrasions on HOWER ankles in the scuffle like
HOWE your own ill trained fear aggressive hyperactive
HOWETA CON-TROLL dogs do?:

"Z-Control Skid Boots were born out of my frustration
 with other methods of skid protection.  Wrapping with
Vetwrap was tricky and time consuming, and was a
constant source of worry at busy tournaments...

"Only four races in between...  Do I dare leave him
wrapped, or will his feet wind up swelling?  And if I
DO leave the Vetwrap on him, will he shred it as
soon as I turn my back?"

There had to be a better way.

          -------------------- 

And INDEED, there IS, kathleen!

 If you LEARNED HOWE to pupperly wrap
 legs and COULD LEARN HOWE to TRAIN
 your hyperactive fear aggressive dogs to not
 shred them off soon as you stop jerkin an
 chokin an turn your back on them, you
 WOULDN'T NEED your useless spam leg
 protectors.

malinda has told us she sees such booties litterin
the Arctic tundra like discarded condoms.

Hey kathleen, have you ever heard of these terms?:

defamation
noun
1.  a false accusation of an offense or a malicious misrepresentation
of someone's words or actions

2.  an abusive attack on a person's character or good name [syn:
aspersion]

                           ---------------- 

 li·bel
 noun, verb, -beled, -bel·ing or (especially British) -belled, -
bel·ling.
-noun 1. Law. a. defamation by written or printed words, pictures,
or in any form other than by spoken words or gestures.

b. the act or crime of publi****ng it.

c. a formal written declaration or statement, as one containing
 the allegations of a plaintiff or the grounds of a charge.

2. anything that is defamatory or that maliciously or
 damagingly misrepresents.

-verb (used with object) 3. to publish a libel against.

4. to misrepresent damagingly.

5. to institute suit against by a libel, as in an admiralty court.

slan·der
-noun 1. defamation; calumny: rumors full of slander.

2. a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or re****t:
 a slander against his good name.
3. Law. defamation by oral utterance rather than by writing,
 pictures, etc.

-verb (used with object)
4. to utter slander against; defame.

-verb (used without object)

5. to utter or circulate slander.

                  --------------------- 

kathleen's SUCCESS with her own dogs:

"My JRT is skittish around men, including my
husband, and he was never abused or neglected."

My JRT, Cooper (a two year-old neutered male), has a similar problem,
although only with my husband.  Dad has to maintain a very low-key,
neutral, matter-of-fact demeanor around Cooper, especially when he
first gets home.  Any hint of either exuberance or gruffness is liable
to turn on the waterworks.  Babytalking in a high squeaky voice
guarantees a mess.

 Another thing that seems to boost Cooper's confidence is
greeting Dad as a member of the three dog pack instead of
one-on-one.

Kathleen

                -------------------------- 

That's curiHOWES. Submissive urination, like
FEAR of NOISES and ESCAPE behavior is
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

You can CURE submissive urination NEARLY
INSTANTLY if you know HOWE.

                 LIKE THIS:

From: Eric
To: jho...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in...

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago regarding
submissive peeing.  Just wanted to let you know he's doing
great- he was "cured" in about 2 days using your techniques!
He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"!  Once I
stopped thinking like a human and got inside his head, I can
teach him ANYTHING, usually in a matter of minutes.  Makes me
look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up, wormed 'em,
and am getting them their shots. Time to get inside their
heads and teach them to teach themselves how to be good dogs!
Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look forward
to working with these guys a couple times a day...

 Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T",
 I learned from you to "think like a dog" and stimulate
 their brain rather than beating ass or pinching, or any
 of that nonsense.  I know damn well I would NOT be loyal
 to someone who beat MY ass lol!

 Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the bushes out
 there and teaching folks the RIGHT way to "train" dogs.  A
 horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in
 training his horses- he calls it "natural horseman****p".  He
 is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet somehow he
 repeatedly wins at every show he attends. He rarely shows any
 more, but goes now and then to rub their noses in it (pun
 intended)...  Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

              ====================

               BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA!~!~!
 




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