Our bad, bad hoomins

Da nerf of doze hoomins!

Our Meowmie an our Paw lefted us alone all weekend. Dey lefted out fudz
an waterz and all dat, but dey wasn't here to let usses outside and to
snuggle wif us at bedtime.

Dey drifed da metalmonster to Wiscatsin to bisit wif Grandpa an
Grandmeowmie. Da Grandhoomins is doing good - efurryone is at home
and not at da people-TED place, an efurryone is getting around ok. An
Meowmie an Paw did da grocery shopping an stuffz, an on da Caturday night
dey taked Meowmie's sisfur Genny and Genny's husband Al out fur drinks an
moosic. So I guess dat it was a gudgud fing dat dey wented to Wiscatsin. 

But still, dey could have leafed da back door open so we could get to da
back yard. Sure, we can tele****t to da yard when we wants to, but it's
da principal.

Sammy