Diss iz Missy
Wen r hoomin meowmie Micki wuz at wurk caterday, Uncl Bill wen out
four a longlong tim. I don't min beclaws I gotted gno yoose for
hoomins, an we had alreddy been fed. Hee wuz hom in tim to giff usses
dinner. Butted FIRS.
Firs hee tooked a package an opund it an tookd out a littler package
wiff little crawly BUGGS in it. An hee givd sum ub da bugs to Buddy
Parrot an shee EEETED DEM. How disgussing. Butted, wun myte seigh,
shee iz a parrot an waddya exPEK. Howesumever, too ub da bugses fell
onto da floor an SUNRISE rund over an EETED dem. BeFOUR Bear cood get
demselves.
An den shee said "gib me mour bugs" to Uncl Bill. An he DID. He givd
her too mor bugs. An she EETED DEM.
YUKYUKYUKYUK
I am not talkin to Sunrise four awile, I kin tell yoons DAT.
Missy
hoomin note
No, NO hoomin note on MY message. Stop typebiting!
hoomin note:
Mealworms. Macaws like them. Apparently African Grays don't. At least
Eddy doesn't. I was surprised when Sunrise ate the ones that fell on
the floor.
--
Will in New Haven
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