Sumtymes, even the kuetest kat kan maik a mistaik.
Taik mee, fore eggsample - it woz onlie a cupple of dais agoe that I wuz
saing bad things abowt mie nex dorr neyborr.
I sed he wuz a krewl man, wot wonted tu kill me and send mie karkass tu
da
muun. Well I wuz wrong.
I got tawkin to da neyboor ( Mr Exrxes) an' suun lerned that he was kwite
a
kat luvva, He even sed that he wud taik mee tu sea da grate brij!
issa wunderful btij (akkoardin tu him) wot has goalden raylins and dimonds
stuk intu it. He ses it shynes out lyke a beekon an' is a hoame fur orl
kats evreywear
Mr Exrxes ses he will be reel pleesed tu shoe mee da grate brij, an' that
he onlie wi****d he kud du the saime fur every kat wat was on erth.
I am goain away tumorroe and I will tell yu orl abowt da gate brij wen I
kums bak.
