WooToo heer: Mary Kat akshooly contaked mee to giv me da lasus mews.
Shee sed shee don' hat mee neow dat I don' try too liv in hur hous.
Shee effun wuz grashus enough to say dat shee iz sorree dat myown
meowmie wented to da Brij an dat shee lovz my meowmie da Gooch, wike
efferywun duz. Sew wee r frenz. Butted heer iz da nooz.
Az mos' ub yoo gnow, Sa**** went to da Brij. Little Heili wanned
annuver d*g imedyatly butted da grownup hoomins sed dat dis would gnot
bee a gud tim an deecided to wate until Ant Sara's gnu bidnez location
was all set up an sum uvver issues wuz settled. So dey decided to get
da d*g in Orgust.
Lass nite dey piked up a gnu German Shepherd mix puppy (wiff no
liederhosen) at da d*g pounding place. Hee iz nin weeks ol an Mary Kat
iz alreddy trainin him to respek kittees. She wates till gno wun is
wooking and BOPS his own head. Butted gnot furry hard. Hunter, da
uvver d*g alredy wuvs da puppy.
BeCLAWZ dey deecided gnot too get a new d*g rite away, an didn gnow
dat dey were gonna doo it enneyeigh, dey gotted Heili five little
fwogs too haff as pets. Butted Mary Kat will eeted da fwoggies furry
sune.
Uncl Bill wuz jumpin roun las nite about da bouncyball gam.
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WooToo
