Hi alla cats, I iz gittin a chans tu drop in agin. I haz a terrubul
sekketary, wat keeps me offa pootur tutu much. But that iznt myne main
complaynt rite now.
Meomie sez I iz an obb....obul....obbulgat carnnyvore. Now, wile I likes
a bitta meet or fi****es or mousies as much as enycat, I duznt fink catz
is obbulgat enyfing, we iz free creechures, and if I spots an innerestin
fing in Meomiez' hand like a bikkie held up rite at my nose levul, well,
carnyvore or not, I fink I shud eet it! Evun if it haz no meet!
An I iz lyin on my dignity bout thu accusashun that I dint like it
enyway an lefted most uv it behind thu desk tu attrak mousies.
Wat dus yu fink bout this? Duz yu git complaynts bout thu fud yu chooses
tu eet(or not eet)?
Sam


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