Mosey went to da TED an dey sed hee iz ok. His meowmiee tak sush GUD
kar ub ower fren.
Missy iz prackasin four her trip to da Magelenic Clowdes. Dat is
furder dan Saraland, wer Ant Sara livs. Shee is gonna tak a local boy-
cat hoo iz reel self-reliunt an braf. Butted she hasn' TOL him yet.
Da gnu jeep-fing iz reel pretty until Missy crash it intoo a meteor.
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Maggy May, cheef editur ann on-air pursonality
WooToo, re****ter an assistunt editor
Uncle Bill Line Producer an flunky
Sunrise Recooperating
