Dis iz a summery ob da gnooz frum RPCA for doze uv ussez hooz
sekretaries r too lazee anna stoopid to reed it an tell ussez bout it
or hoo kant getted it four sum reezon.
May 29 wuz Flippy=92s birdday, wich iz sellybrated wurldwide az Flippy
Day. If yooz din sellybrate, go on bak an doo sew.
Da kat****p ub da fleet, da Mouser, anownsed a croo list an will be
sailin furry soon. It iz unforchoonat dat der iz big pilez ub WATUR
involved butted der yoo ar. Dey haff hadded a scabenjer hut alreddy.
Contac Captain Pine Cone four mor infurmashun.
Yowie tolded a furry funnee jok bout a duckee. If dis wuzn a seryus
nooz re****t I wud tell it heer.
Marina tolded a furry gud storee bout a gost ****p.
Miss Calico Girly gotted a sor eeer frum eeer mites (boo, hiss eer
mites) an spent a visik at da TED. Dey givd her a furry attrakiv eer
pach an tookd most ub her meowmies munny.
An, by da weight, Gramby iss fraid too fly. _Buddy_ iz gnot fraid too
fly an hee iz onlee a babee.
Holly turnd thirtene yessurday. Her iz kwite a kid. Happy Purrday four
Holly.
KFC felled aseep in da yard an skared her meowmie. WTG KFC.
Da Mosey=92s meowmie is wurried dat hee haff kidnee falur. She will tak
him too da TED to haff it chekd. It may gnot be anyfing badd butted it
iz best too chek. Puurs for da sweet Mosey an hiz wurreed meowmiee
will be preshated.
Efferywunz fren Benji wented too da Brij on Thursday afternoon after a
illness. Hee wuz srounded by peepl beein nise too him an went to seep
purring. May hee haff a gud time waitin at da Bridj. Purrz an candlez
will be preshated.
Tommy, hoo had hart trubbl, past aweigh yesturday. He won=92 hav heart
trubble or pain or feer no mor. Hee will miss hiz peepl butted hee
will see dem again. Meenwhile, he kan play wiff Benji and my sun
Winnie an efferybuddy. Purrz an candlez will be preshated.
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Maggy May: Editur in cheef an "on-air purrsonality"
WooToo: Re****tur an assistunt editor
Sunrise: Color commentary an bein PRITTY
Missy: Katsecutive Producer
Uncl Bill: Sekretaree an gophur
(do GNOT hunt Uncle Bill, he a BIG gophur)
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