Re: Where does the cat sleep?

ollie2 wrote
>Fluff is driving me mad with her sleeping habits.   She slept behind the
>toilet for a while then changed to the ledge in front of the computer
>monitor.   Try typing when a cat is stretching and yawning and flicking
pens
>onto the keyboard.    Removing Fluff is useless as she is a boomerang
cat!!
>
>She got sick of the monitor and went into the kitchen where she settled
down
>on the servery beside the electric jug.    Not a good idea for
cleanliness
>on the bench.   After that she settled into the litter box much to the
>consternation of the Burmese who were unsure   whether to dig  holes 
beside
>her or use the floor.
>
>She has now moved to the top of the stove, a very dangerous place as long
>fluffy tail hair on a hot plate can catch fire!    Once again removing
Fluff
>is useless as she is back again in seconds.
>
>Perhaps any cat slave can tell me where their master sleeps.

   In bed, of course.  That is why I am sometimes wake up hanging over 
the side of the bed, because Nanki Poo wanted a bit more room for 
himself.

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