Re: How to get your teenage son embarassed

wafflycat <w*a*ffl£y£cat*@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Waffles came in from outside.
>
> She meowed in her "I want attention" mode
>
> So I picked her up to give her a cuddle.
>
> It is raining outside: Waffles is wet.
>
> I shout out to DH: "Vernon! I have a damp *****!"
>
> Cue much coughing & choking from the adjacent room where one's teenage
> offspring is located ;-)
>
> 0.

LOLOL!  Still and all, don't be surprised if the now teen one day turns
the 
tables on you.  My parents had only lived here a few years when I came to 
visit.  They took me to dinner at the club where we were joined by some 
friends of theirs.  One golfing buddy of Dad's said, "She doesn't look
like 
either of you!" to which I replied, "Well, Dad *was* in Okinawa when I was

born."  We all had a good laugh but Mom wasn't really amused.  Serves her 
right for giving me footie pajamas and expecting me to wear them when I
was 
16.

Jill