Where does the cat sleep?

Fluff is driving me mad with her sleeping habits.   She slept behind the 
toilet for a while then changed to the ledge in front of the computer 
monitor.   Try typing when a cat is stretching and yawning and flicking
pens 
onto the keyboard.    Removing Fluff is useless as she is a boomerang
cat!!

She got sick of the monitor and went into the kitchen where she settled
down 
on the servery beside the electric jug.    Not a good idea for cleanliness

on the bench.   After that she settled into the litter box much to the 
consternation of the Burmese who were unsure   whether to dig  holes 
beside 
her or use the floor.

She has now moved to the top of the stove, a very dangerous place as long 
fluffy tail hair on a hot plate can catch fire!    Once again removing
Fluff 
is useless as she is back again in seconds.

Perhaps any cat slave can tell me where their master sleeps.

Bev

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