I was fixing my supper which included vegetables from a bag (frozen)
labeled
"Asparagus Stir-Fry". Meanwhile Abelard was watching intently and talking
to
me, so I took a break to feed all the cats. I put down two cans of chicken
gooshy which was hoovered up in record time, but Abelard mustn't have
eaten
much of it, cuz he was right back in the kitchen, fi****ng in the compost
bin.
I figured he didn't care for the chicken so opened a can of fish just for
him. He turned up his nose at it, and went back to his compost fi****ng. He
came out with an old french fry in his mouth.... I took it away from him
because it was so hard a cat could break teeth on it. Unfortunately I had
no
other potatos in the house. Instead, he got most of my asparagus, and as
soon as I finished eating, I rushed to the store on my bike in the pouring
rain to get some potatos.
Imagine my chagrin to discover that I had run out without grabbing any
cash,
so I raced back home for that, and raced back to the store which was to
close in three minutes, then rushed back home, soaked to the skin, with
potatos for Abelard.
This is a very special cat....
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