HOWEDY People,
A New Student Writes: "However,
I am a pet abuser, nonetheless."
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To: <ThePuppyWizard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sent: Monday, October 18, 2004 2:12 PM
Subject: need advice - dog
HOWEDY q,
> Hey there, Puppy Wizard,
>
> I read some of your posts in newsgroups. More power to you!
Thank you.
> However, I am a pet abuser, nonetheless.
We can CURE that if you LIKE. I'll heelp you.
> I have a pinch collar.
Not necessary or apupriate for ANY reason.
> I hate the pinch collar.
LikeWIZE.
> I yell at my dog.
That's on accHOWENT of you're FRUSTRATED
on accHOWENT of your dog won't LISTEN to
you, PROBABLY on accHOWENT of your pronged
collar.
> I hate yelling at my dog.
LikeWIZE. We'll CURE that too, NEARLY INSTANTLY.
> I have "spanked his butt".
That's an emotional HOWEtburst from
frustration and EMBARRASSMENT.
You don't gotta ever feel like THAT again.
I'll heelp you.
> I hate spanking his butt.
LikeWIZE.
NO PROBLEM. We'll CURE ALL your temperament
and behavior problems NEARLY INSTANTLY.
> I never want to dominate my, or any other dog,
> ever again. Honest.
Not to worry, myquietemptyspace.
We'll HEAL EVERY THING TODAY.
You're ALREADY HALF WAY THERE.
> I have not enjoyed any of these things.
Of curse not. Stop whippin yourself.
> They make me feel awful.
Me too. You're only doin what you been taught.
I'll teach you better than that. NEARLY INSTANTLY.
And FOR FREE, to boot. Or I'll get the heel HOWETA
this business.
> My dog is my friend, and I don't want to act
> any other way towards my dog.
NO PROBLEM. Study my manual and do
all the exercises and ask me if you need
any additional FREE heelp. You'll NEVER
EVER need to say "NO!" to your dog again.
PROMISE.
But you gotta FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
PRECISELY and ASK ME if you have difficulty.
> His name is Mickey. He is %1000 better person
> than I am. And he is teaching me, slowly.
You're a fast learner.
> He's a great teacher but he has a slow student.
You've already graduated primary.
> I have read that you have an E-book available
> to help teach your methods.
Right. Follow it PRECISELY. Do ALL the EXXXERCISES
and ASK ME if you need any additional FREE heelp.
> I'd truly love to read it. Can you provide me with a link to
it?
http://www.doggydoright.com
Let me know if
you have trouble opening the manual.
> Thanks again.
My pleasure.
> I have purged all of the violent, awful methods
> my father used when raising our dogs, from my
> own cycle.
Good for you. REMEMBER, HONESTY and
FORGIVENESS are only the FIRST and SECOND
STEPS towards HEALING.
> However, I still feel like a beast and a brute,
Ahhh, NHOWE you gotta FORGIVE YOURSELF.
BUT DON'T BE TOO FAST, you still got some
LEARNIN to do. And then you'll need to extrapolate
the METHODS and use them with your family...
and when the time is right, maybe even apologize
and EXXXPLAIN to them HOWE COME you
got where you are. You'll be a better man for it all.
TRUST The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >
> and I don't want to harm Mickey's short
> life span of 14 years or so.. I want him happy,
> strong and confident. I want him to know his family
> loves him.
LikeWIZE.
> Thanks.
The pleasure is ALL MINE.
> Mickey thanks you, too
Of curse.
> . But of course he does, he's a dog.
> They are thanks with fur and nose and eyes.
INDEEDY! Nice "sayin."
> -Q
> another stupid dog owner with stupid methods
Well, you're DONE with all that NHOWE.
You'll raise your dog and family with love trust
respect understanding kindness and intelligence.
THANK YOU, Q.
Yours,
The Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >
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