HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka HAIRY STINKY
CA CA BUTT IMBECILE aka big hairy bean bag you anonymHOWES
pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal child an spHOWES abusin
punk thug coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
<unsurreality_2005@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:77518f1c-530d-4130-a9de-9b1b373a4a6e@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> I still don't know what to fear?
Well SHORE you do, mikey; COWARDS like you
an your PALS here ALWAYS FEAR the TRUTH <{}: ~ ( >
> I know what I hate,
You FEAR an HATE the TRUTH, mikey <{}: ~ ( >
> imbeciles like you, but you aren't anyone to be
> feared, you old feeble weak piece of crap.
INDEED?
> So what should we fear?
TRY THIS, mikey:
"Howe has cost me a lot over the years since potential
employers would do a search on my book and find Howe's
lies all over the place," mike dufort, aka pat aka unsurreality
aka HAIRY STINKY CA CA BUTT IMBECILE aka big
hairy bean bag, anonymHOWES pathetic miserable stinkin
rotten lyin animal child an spHOWES abusin punk thug
coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
From: AnimalBehaviorForensicSciencesResearchLaboratory @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
1 Mar 2006 17:08:21 -0800
Subject: Re: HOWEDY alphaŠ you Miserable Lying Dog Abusing Punk Thug
Coward
Active Acute Chronic Long Term Incurable Mental Case, [ninnyboy] [jerry]
HOWEDY unsurreality aka pat aka mike you Miserable
Lying Dog Child And Woman Abusing Punk Thug Coward
Active Acute Chronic Life-Long Incurable Mental Case,
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> > Here's YOU heelpin folks:
> Why are you repeating what I wrote?
On accHOWENT of THAT'S HOWE The Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard IDENTIFIES EXXXPOSES and DISCREDITS Miserable
Lying Dog Child And Woman Abusing Punk Thug Coward Active
Acute Chronic Life-Long Incurable Mental Cases like yourself, mikey.
> I know damn well what I wrote,
Are you PRHOWED of it, michael? IS THAT HOWE COME you snip
crossposts and pertinent text TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT, mikey?
> so what is your point?!?
The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's POINT is h ere's YOU heelpin folks:
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Try this free book - it has helped me so much:
> Courteous Canines
> http://home.adelphia.net/~nuxodom
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWESCanines"
> It's SO much better than The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
> garbage manual.
BWEEEAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA~!~!~!
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
You don't even WARN folks that it's YOU promotin
YOUR OWN "manual" warnin folks NOT TO CRINGE
when dog abusing mental cases HURT and INTIMIDATE
their dogs accordin to YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, mikey.
> Plus, no one reads your bull**** posts other than the people
> completely dissecting your trash and making fun of you.
You mean the MENTAL PATIENTS who HURT INTIMIDATE
MUTILATE and MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters
AN LIE abHOWET it, like yourself an alphalpha, mikey?
> But - please - keep posting my quotes "heelpin folks" -
Thank you for your PERMISSION to QUOTE YOU HURTIN dogs, mikey.
> gets me so many more downloads everytime you stupid **** :-)
ONLY A MENTAL CASE would read a "trainin manual"
that WARNS folks to HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs
an NOT TO CRINGE and to go on abHOWET ACTIN
NORMAL after DOIN IT, mikey.
> You are such an idiot
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWESCanines"
> it's incredibly funny all the time...
You want FUNNY mikey? Here's your TOY advice again, mikey...
Here's YOU heelpin folks somemore:
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Quick advice:
"I'd tell you the actual name of the product but one large canine has
scratched it off. It's about 6 inches wide all around and red in
color (and looks like a big die). Check out your local pet store for
one - if it works with your dog, you'll love the antics he performs
to get the food (and you'll love the attention he devotes to the
toy); if he doesn't like it, get another one and use them for craps
(the dice game...not what comes out of your dog).
(Update - read this for a word of caution on this toy). Mike"
Even the TOY you "recommended" which you COULDN'T
RECOMMEND on accHOWENT of you don't know the name
is dangerHOWES.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Hey mikey? HOWE abHOWET the folks who ALREADY GOT
THEIR DOG DEAD thanks to your NAMELESS TOY, eh mikey???
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
Let's NOT talk abHOWET your "trainin" advice, mikey on
accHOWENT of EVEN YOUR "TOY" advice is dangerHOWES,
mikey <{) : ~ ) >
HOWE COME The Simply Amazing ***** Wizard ain't geniHOWES
enough to WARN folks that HIS methods will HURT and INTIMIDATE
their dogs and they should just TRY TO ACT NORMAL after HURTIN
an INTIMIDATIN their dog, michael?
"(Update - read this for a word of caution on this toy). Mike"
And the link is DEAD mikey... just like The Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard's puppy, thanks to you, mikey. Hey mikey?
HOWE COME you won't let your kid read The Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Forums, mikey? Are you EMBARRASSED? ASHAMED? Yeah,
that's probably on accHOWENT of HIS SPELLIN, eh mikey???
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
You make The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard
feel like a schoolard bully pickin on the little girls.
SEE?
HOWE COME you promote your "book" anonymHOWESLY, mikey?
HOWE COME you WARN folks NOT TO CRINGE when
they HURT and INTIMDIATE their dogs like HWE you told
'm to, mikey?
HOWE COME you HURT dogs, mikey?
HOWE does mikey HURT and INTIMDIATE dogs, mikey?
WHAT is NORMAL BEHAVIOR for a dog child kat an SP-HOWES ABUSER, mikey?
And WHO is pat, mikey? Is that your middle name?
HOWE COME would you use a UNKNOWN middle name, mikey?
Are you ASHAMED or EMBARRASSED by your "book", mikey???
BWEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
> Here: below the line, post as many quotes from me as you can
> possiblyfit in a single message. Let's go, Chief! Chop chop!
The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard AIN'T GOT to work no more
to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT you, mikey, you done
it ALL for HIM, thank you very much <{) ; ~ ) >
> Here's the title of your new book - I'll be so nice to title it for you.
The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't write for DOG ABUSERS
mikey, HE WRITES so NEW READERS will SEE WHO the LYIN DOG
ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD MENTAL CASES are, like you, mikey.
> Mike's Demonic Dog Abusing Practices (and Proof that he is an
>Acute Chronic Mental Case, Complete with Hospital Records,
> Pharmacy Records and Mental Health Care Professional testimonials.)
> by Jerry Howe
>
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Chapter 1
> <Fill in here, asshowe>
That would be PUNITIVE mikey. The Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard doesn't approve of PUNISHMENT:
Here's professor dermer AFTER gettin JERRYIZED:
"We Are Lucky To Have You, And More People Should
Come To Their Senses And Sup****t Your Valuable Work.
God Bless The Puppy Wizard," Professor Marshall Dermer,
Dept Of ANAL-ytic Behavior, UofWI.
From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.
You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
alert the world to animal abuse.
We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and sup****t your valuable
work.
Have you thought of establi****ng a nonprofit
charity to fund your im****tant work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?
In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.
--Marshall Dermer
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"A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones".
Proverbs 17:22
Blessed are all who take refuge in HIM.
Jerry 21 And unto this people thou shalt say,
Thus saith the LORD Of DOG;
Behold, I set before you
The Way Of Life,
And
The Way Of Death.
And Disciple Paulie said unto them, Thus shall ye
say to your master, Thus saith The LORD Of DOG,
Be not afraid of the words which thou hast heard,
with which the servants of koehler and university
trained behaviorists and veterinary malpracticioners
have blasphemed me.
Disciple Paulie Sez:
"No One Understands How Wits End Training Really
Works, They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey And don't
Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method That Deals With
Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built On Trust
And Understanding.
I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
they always are, always.
Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say "good
dog" sincerely at the end of the request and I bet you'll
find your dog thinking then responding everytime.
A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relation****p with your dog.
Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.
I have found giving dogs "payment" in advance i.e. "Sam
sit goodboy" makes the dogs want to respond, after all,
all dogs want to be "good dogs" and if you tell them they
are good then they feel an obligation to obey your request.
Telling Sam he's a good dog AFTER he sit's apart from
been too late is also a gamble because if he doesn't
sit then there's no positive interaction.
Paul
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace,
but a sword.
"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father,
and the daughter against her mother,
the daughter in law against her mother in law
and the scholar against his professors.
"And a man's foes shall be they of his own HOWEshold."
The Puppy Prophet <{); ~ ) >
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.
Yours,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Animal Behavior Forensic
Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
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