<unsurreality_2005@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Hmm.
>
> Odd.
>
> I don't fear this. I doubt any others fear or hate this either. Who
> are you talking about?
>
> Who all fears this? Reply!
Subject: Re: A Teacher Writes: Sociology (or Psychology)?
HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin
animal murderin child an spHOWES abusin punk thug
coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
<mdufort@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Jun 25, 12:20 pm,
> "Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory"
>
<Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laborat...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> wrote:
>> From: <snip>
>> To: Jerry Howe
>>
<human_and_animal_behaviour_forensic_sciences_research_laborat...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:31:00 -0400
>> Subject: Sociology (or Psychology)?
>>
>> HOWEDY M,
>>
>> > Hi.
>> > I was just going through recent filtered mail, and found a virus
>> > warning from <snip> that had your provocative e-mail address.
>>
>> I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Lying
>> Piece of Human Garbage Ever To Exist On Planet Earth. <{}: ~ ) >
>
> He has a point there!
INDEEDY. And you proved it again, mikey. THANK YOU~!
> Bravo!
LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ) >
>> Oh, and don't laugh, I'm serious about all that. You'll find my
>> posting history on Google News Groups rec.pets.dogs.behavior,
>> I-want-to-f*ckADonkey.com, alt.med.veterinary, rec.pets.dogs.health
>> etc., where I've IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED, DISCREDITED and
>> made so much stuff up you would be AMAZED at HOWE crazy I am!
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard's forums
are FAMILY news groups, mikey <{}: ~ ( >
> Yes indeed!
Then HOWE COME you FHOWEL them so, mikey??
>> > I'm teaching Sociology over summer school; just fini****ng first
>> > session, starting second session Thursday. Do you have anything
>> > you'd like to share, add, tell me about?
>>
>> You MAY have just GOT LUCKY~! Because YOU TOO MUST
>> BE a LYING, DOG ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD LIKE
>> YOUR PALS HERE!
HOWE COME you gotta FALSIFY what you "quote", mikey?
> I hear ya!
>
>> Although I work predominantely with behavior problems in critters
>> I've found the same problems occur in humans and children:
> Unfortunately for me, I'm entirely insane and don't
> have a clue what I'm talking about.
WHO'S INSANE, mikey?
THIS is what we was talkin abHOWET, mikey:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
>> A DOG Is A DOG; unless you understand the differences in dogs.
You mean, understand WHEN an HOWE to HURT INTIMIDATE
an MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critter, mikey?
>> ALL Critters Only Respond In
>> PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
>> INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways; Unless you
>> understand animals, in which case, disregard my message.
>> To Situations And Cir***stances Of Their Environment
>> Which We Create For Them.
>>
>> You GET The Critter You TRAINED
>>
>> In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
>> FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
>> SAME SAME SAME SAME,
>> For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS. So what
>> I'm saying is your child will die if you don't listen to
me!
But DON'T let the puppy play with the TOY YOU RECOMMENDED:
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Quick advice:
"I'd tell you the actual name of the product but one large canine has
scratched it off. It's about 6 inches wide all around and red in
color (and looks like a big die). Check out your local pet store for
one - if it works with your dog, you'll love the antics he performs
to get the food (and you'll love the attention he devotes to the
toy); if he doesn't like it, get another one and use them for craps
(the dice game...not what comes out of your dog).
(Update - read this for a word of caution on this toy). Mike"
Even the TOY you "recommended" which you COULDN'T
RECOMMEND on accHOWENT of you don't know the
name of it, is dangerHOWES.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Hey mikey? HOWE abHOWET the folks who ALREADY GOT
THEIR DOG DEAD thanks to your NAMELESS TOY, eh mikey???
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAA!!!
Let's NOT talk abHOWET your "trainin" advice, mikey on
accHOWENTA EVEN YOUR "TOY" advice is dangerHOWES,
mikey <{) : ~ ) >
>> HOWE about THAT?
INDEED.
HOWE abHOWET THAT, eh, mikey??
>> Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
>> We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
>> And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
>> And TEACH PEOPLE BS when we don't knHOWE
>> HOWE to teach
You're a lyin dog child spHOWES abuser
and animal murderin coward, mikey.
>> The Methods, Principles And Philosophy Of Behavior
>> Never Change,
>> Or They'd Not Be Scientific
>> And Could Not Obtain
>> Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective, Safe Results
>> For All Handler's And All Critters,
>> And ALL Behaviors
>> In ALL FIELDS And ALL UTILITIES,
>> ALL OVER The Whole Wild World,
>> NEARLY INSTANTLY,
>> As Taught In Your Own FREE Copy Of
>> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
>> A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
>> M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C
>> G-R-A-N-D
>> A-S-S-H-O-L-E
>> M-A-S-T-E-R
>> Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey
>> SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard's
>> 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
>> INSTANTLY UNSUCCESSFUL
>> ***FREE***
>> WWW Wits' End Dog, Child, Kat, Goat, Ferret, Monkey
>> SpHOWES And Horsey
>> Training Method Manual That No One Wants <{) ; ~ )>
Won't you post The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
*****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And
Horsey Wizard's CRIMINAL COURTS RECORD like
you sez you got from PUBIC RECORDS, mikey?:
Subject: Re: New Puppy in house with older dog [jerry]
<unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1164436759.781407.168700@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
ONLY child abuser is YOU - fondling children. I will say
you have some balls calling others child abusers when that is
EXACTLY what YOU do.
Go check your court records, imbecile.
They are easily found, as I did.
Only costs a few bucks to get...child molester...
--------------
You're a anonymHOWES lyin dog an child abusin
COWARD, MENTAL CASE an FRAUD, mikey:
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Try this free book - it has helped me so much:
> Courteous Canines
> http://home.adelphia.net/~nuxodom
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
> It's SO much better than The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Garbage manual.
BWEEEAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
You don't even WARN folks that it's YOU promotin YOUR
OWN "manual" warnin folks NOT TO CRINGE when dog
abusing mental cases HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs
accordin to YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, mikey.
You're a pathetic anonymHOWES DOG KAT CHILD an WOMAN abusin
COWARD, mikey.
> Let's sit back and enjoy his response...
HOWE COME The Simply Amazing ***** Wizard ain't geniHOWES
enough to WARN folks that HIS methods will HURT and INTIMIDATE
their dogs and they should just TRY TO ACT NORMAL after HURTIN
an INTIMIDATIN their dog, michael?
You make The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard
feel like a schoolyard bully pickin on the little girls.
SEE?
>> > It's "Courteous Canines". There is no HOWE in it.
Of curse not. All you "teach" is ABUSE. Here's the ONLY
dog lover who LIKED your idiotic "book", mikey:
"Great book. Better than many out there. I would for sure recommend
it for dog owners and especially would be dog owners. I'll be looking
forward to your next one. 'Cept don't give the next one away.
-Bob Maida - Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
Herndon, Virginia"
From: Bob Maida (bob...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Need Advice About Jumping (ninnyboy)
Date: 2001-02-16 12:00:41 PST
Laura,
Better off to totally ignore him. Don't give him the attention
and conflict he craves.His mother was a prostitute and had no
time for him. Father?? --Unknown. They say he was part
of a migrant worker gang bang in the Fla orchids.
He is under house arrest (this is why no one has ever met him)
for molesting children at Disney World. Someone here needs
to find out the name of his probation officer and re****t his
online harassing
Bob Maida
Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
Herndon, Virginia
Adopt/Foster one until there are none
--------------------
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
NHOWE that you're hooked an gaffed real good mikey,
it's time for the fish billy. THIS WON'T HURT WON BIT.
It's the KINDEST thing a fisherman can do, mikey, pryor
to puttin his fish on ice.
But first, here's a piece of INFORMATION for you.
HERE'S HOWE COME YOUR OWN DEAD DOG
GOT DEAD from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE
DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome, mikey:
Canine Autoimmune Hemolytic Anemia
Mental stress as a risk factor for medical conditions
Introduction: There are various other conditions for
which stress is a risk factor. For general information
on stress, see also stress, complications of stress,
and stress as a symptom.
Auto-immune mediated anemia (AIMA) also called autoimmune
hemolytic anemia (AIHA) and immune mediated hemolytic anemia
(IMHA): antibodies formed against antigens in the red blood
cell membrane cause these cells to burst open. The resulting
anemia compromises the dog's ability to provide sufficient
oxygen for cell function throughout the body.
Immune-mediated thrombocytopenia (ITP): a dangerously low
level of platelets - either due to an increase in antibody
and complement-mediated phagocytosis of platelets in the
spleen, bone marrow and liver, or decreased production due
to antibody and/or complement mediated phagocytosis of
platelet stem cells (megakaryocytes) in the bone marrow.
The low platelet levels lead to spontaneour bleeding,
often nose bleeds or petechiation (bleeding just under
the skin and mucous membranes) are seen. Blood in the
stool, urine or vomit is less common. (Often seen with
AIHA, SLE and RA.)
Owners may note the presence of blood in the urine or
stool. An increase in temperature may also be observed
in some dogs. A diagnosis of AIHA is made on the basis
of these clinical signs as well as a CBC. A Coomb's
test should be performed to confirm the diagnosis.
A small percentage of dogs that have AIHA will test
negative on the Coomb's test.
Most of the time, a specific cause for AIHA is unrecognized.
Many theories exist, but the ultimate answer is "We don't know."
Dr. Jean Dodds, a veterinarian studying immunology, states in
her article; "The Immune System and Disease Resistance" that
there are four main causative factors of autoimmune diseases.
Those factors are: Genetic predisposition; Hormonal influences;
Infections, especially of viruses and Stress.
Dr. Dodds also feels that the multivalent modified-live vaccines
overstimulate the immune system. There may be evidence to sup****t
this theory because the Merck Veterinary Manual states: " recently,
the most typical cases of AIHA in dogs have been marked by a
nonregenerative anemia. Some of these cases have occurred after
exposure to parvovirus or modified live parvovirus vaccine."
Others blame environmental pollutants, or food preservatives
such as ethoxyquin, an antioxidant found in most dog foods.
There are still others who believe there is a link between AIHA
and some drugs. There is strong evidence for a genetic factor
in the development of AIHA. Although all breeds can be affected,
the Basenji, West Highland White terrier, English springer spaniel,
Alaskan malamute, poodle, and beagle breeds can be congentially
predisposed to this condition due to defects in enzymes (such as
pyruvate kinase). Females are affected with AIHA 3-4 times more
frequently then males.
---------------
SEE, mikey?
Here's more:
"Every stress leaves an indelible scar, and the
organism pays for its survival after a stressful
situation by becoming a little older," Hans Selye.
Hans Selye
Hans Selye was born in Vienna in 1907. As early as his second
year of medical school (1926), he began developing his now-
famous theory of the influence of stress on people's ability
to cope with and adapt to the pressures of injury and disease.
He discovered that patients with a variety of ailments manifested
many similar symptoms, which he ultimately attributed to their
bodies' efforts to respond to the stresses of being ill.
He called this collection of symptoms--this separate stress
disease--stress syndrome, or the general adaptation syndrome (GAS).
He spent a lifetime in continuing research on GAS and wrote some
30 books and more than 1,500 articles on stress and related problems,
including Stress without Distress (1974) and The Stress of Life (1956).
So impressive have his findings and theories been that some
authorities refer to him as "the Einstein of medicine."
A physician and endocrinologist with many honorary degrees for
his pioneering contributions to science, Selye also served as a professor
and director of the Institute of Experimental Medicine and Surgery at
the University of Montreal.
More than anyone else, Selye has demonstrated the role of emotional
responses in causing or combating much of the wear and tear experienced
by human beings throughout their lives. He died in 1982 in Montreal,
where he had spent 50 years studying the causes and consequences of
stress.
----------------------
O.K., close your eyes mikey, here comes the fish billy:
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard was lookin
forward to a ROMANTIC WEEKEND with you, mikey:
Subject changed: For Those Who Refuse to Feed With Love [asshowe]
[jerry]
46 From: unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject changed: Jerry Howe - ultimate coward [jerry]
3From: The_Insanely_Freakin_Simply_Amazing_Grand_Puppy_Wizard
Date: Wed, Dec 13 2006 12:40 pm
HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal
child an spHOWES abusin punk thug coward active acute
chronic long term incurable mental case and professional
dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
<unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1165820911.618200.294130@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> So, where shall we meet, AssHowe?
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard is almost
ALWAYS settin right here, stark ravin nekkid:
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
Email:
The_Insanely_Freakin_Simply_Amazing_Grand_Puppy_Wizard_ @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Like I said,
You mean 'AS you sez,' mikey.
> I'm on vacation and have plenty of time.
"Patience is a VIRTUE," mikey <{}'; ~ ) >
> You never know,
You mean *YOU* NEVER KNOW, mikey. HOWEver, The
Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic
Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard KNOWS EVERY THING, mikey.
It's ALL forseen IN ADVANCE in HIS crystal ball. It comes with
the really neat WIZARD'S closh, robe and sceptor <{}': ~ ) >
> coward,
INDEEDY. THAT'S HOWE COME The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
And Horsey Wizard appears an disappears like The Freakin
Che****re Kat, a phantazam, ***min an goin at will <{}: ~ ) >
> there could be a slight chance in hell you don't go to the hospital.
"LUCK is for SUCKERS," mikey. The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
*****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
always visits friends in the HOWEspital <{}; ~ ) >
> So, tough guy on the computer,
It takes a TOUGH WIZARD to tender up your behind, mikey <{) : ~ ( >
> let's get this over with once and for all.
Well mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard is
THRILLED, NHOWE that you've finally come to your senses.
It's abHOWET time, mikey. You've made The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey
Wizard VERY HAPPY!
IN FACT, HE'S GETTIN ALL GIDDY, mikey <{}'; ~ ) >
SEE???
THAT'S HOWE patience pays off.
> I want to see how tough you are in person.
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard is a frail
old coward who doesn't even like the idea of HURTIN and
INTIMIDATIN dogs and PRETENDING THAT'S NORMAL,
to PROVE HE'S a real man.
LIKE THIS:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
IN FACT, HE AIN'T EVEN a REAL MAN, mikey, HE'S a WIZARD.
> Why not just get this done with so we can see who is tough?
A WORD to the WIZE, mikey:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike dufort, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
> Oh - I'll be easy to spot wearing my black Tae Kwon
> Do instructor's uniform - kinda hard to miss.
Mmmm, S-E-X-E-Y!
O.K., mikey. But FIRST, you gotta agree to a couple
THINGS to make The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard VERY VERY HAPPY!:
1. YOU MUST wear a flamin red tu tu over your black Tae
Kwon Doo Doo INSTRUCTOR uniform trHOWESERS
and pink thong underneath.
2. YOU MUST wear bubble gum flavored lip gloss
3. YOU MUST wear light blue eye shadow with
a VERY THIN line of black eye liner.
4. YOU MUST wear a blue feather boa to match your eye
shadow.
5. YOU MUST wear faerie wings and carry a faerie wand.
6. You MUST wear a leather Harley Davidson cap and
gold lamay ballet slippers.
7. YOU MUST wear a princess crown on top of your black
leather Harley Davidson cap with jewels to match your
eye shadow.
8. YOU MUST SHAVE your entire body EXXXCEPT your legs.
9. YOU MUST wear a zippered face mask and hood with
standard ball gag. If you don't have WON, NO PROBLEMO.
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got WON
for you <{): - ) >
10. YOU MUST paint your arse red. If you can't find your arse,
*(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball) NO PROBLEMO,
mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will
do it for you.
11. YOU MUST sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while swi****ng your
butt. If you don't know all the words you can just squeal like a
pig to the tune while The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****,
Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
paints your arse red for you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
Your wife will think Pinka$$HOWE done it <{}: ~ ) >
> Let me know where and when you are ready to meet, coward.
O.K., mikey. HOWEver, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey SpHOWES And
Horsey Wizard gotta WARN YOU, HE LIKES IT ROUGH,
FAST and WET; and if it AIN'T ROUGH ENOUGH, HE
DON'T GET OFF FAST.
And if HE DON'T GET OFF FAST, REAL FAST, and REAL
WET, mikey, that means it weren't ROUGH ENOUGH... and
that'll make HIM GET MEAN <(): ~ ( >
REAL MEAN, mikey <() : - ( >
DON'T MAKE HIM GET MEAN, mikey <() : ~ ( >
That's HOWE COME the zippered mask an
ball gag will come in handy <{}'; ~ ) >
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got a other stipulatiHOWEN for
HOWER meetin for you to beat HIM
to a pulp for NOT HURTIN DOGS, mikey:
You gotta get a *** change operation. It ain't a big deal.
Ask michael ball a.k.a andrea beck for the details. If you
LIKE, I can do it for you when we meet <{}'; ~ ) >
Oh, an DON'T FORGET, you BETTER be wearin gold
satin ballet slippers, a red tu tu and black leather biker
cap, ball gag an zippered mask, blue feather boa and
princess crown to match your eye shadow and faerie
wings and faerie wand along with your S-E-X-Y black
tae quan do INSTRUCTORS UNIFORM, with pink
thong under all, mikey, otherWIZE The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic
Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret,
Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard JUST MIGHT
GET MEAN <{): ~ ( >
REAL MEAN <{}: ~ ( >
You know what to do, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will be
settin right here, stark ravin nekkid, waitin on you <{): ~ ) >
"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
*G-R-A-N-D*
*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
E-mail:
Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
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