HOWEDY Thomas,
"Thomas Mertz" <tm@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Delusional_Dimensions_Recovery_DDR wrote:
>>
>> Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At
>> UofOH, That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive Dogs Can
>> Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC. Tender Loving
>> Care Is At The Root Of The Scientific Management Of
>> Doggys.
>
> What do you think about trying to teach dogs to use sign language?
Dogs are MASTERS of reading sign language - despite being
denigrated by so called SCIENTISTS as "non-verbal" critters;
here's a rather accurate TRAINslation device:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: walter_...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Drydem)
Date: 19 Apr 2003 09:38:54 -0700
Subject: Dog Translator Takara Bowlingual
Dog Translator Takara Bowlingual
--------------------------------
Takara Co. Ltd. has made a electronic dog
vocalization translator called "Bowlingual."
The device which looks like a FRS transmitter [0]
picks up the dogs vocalizations through
an 8cm microphone (36 grams) attached to the
dog's collar. Bowlingual attempts to recognizes
six feelings from a canine vocalization:
frustration, alarm, self-expression, happiness,
sadness, and desire. The canine translator software
which was developed by Index Corp[2] claims 90 percent
translation accuracy. The device translates canine
vocalizations into two ways (1) by directly translating
a bark into a word from its 200 word dictionary and
(2) by storing and then analyzing the dogs vocalization
history from the dog's journal or the dog's mood
scale for the day. Depending on the translation
the device will display on its LCD a icon and sentence
verbalizing the dog's vocalization into phrases like:
"I can't stand it"
"how boring"
"I'm arf-ully lonely Please Play with me more"
"I am sad. I want to play"
"I am super angry. I am going to explode!"
Takara, Index Corp, and Japan Acoustic Laboratory claims
to have made Bowlingual compatible with more
than 50 dog breeds, ranging from chihuahuas to
German shepherds. If the dog does not fit any dog
breed in the database- one one enters the dog's
size and muzzle length. After setting the device
for the dog's age and gender, the device must
collect a full day of barking. Bowlingual is part
of Takara's Dolittle Project series. Bowlingual
is design to works only for dogs. The translator runs
on two 2 AA batteries. Takara initially made 30,000
Bowlingual units which went on sale in Japan
in Febraury 2003 for 12,800 yen ($102USD). Re****tedly
the units sold well and was an immediate success.
In the USA, the device is selling for about $230.
Time magazine awarded the Bowlingual one of
the best inventions of 2002 [1] , while the US-based
science humour magazine Annals of Improbable
Research awarded Bowlingual its 2002 Ig Nobel Peace
Prize for promoting harmony between the species[3].
##################
sources...
Not Just Woof - Dog Device 'Translates' Barks
Yuri Kageyama Associated Press. ABCNews August 8 2001
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/dogdevice010808.html
'Arf, Arf' Likely to Mean 'Feed Me Now!'
Becky Worley. TechTV January 23, 2003
http://www.techtv.com/news/computing/story/0,24195,3395378,00.html
Hi-tech analyzer lets you feel like a dog
Kuriko Miyake. IDG news Service (Tokyo Burearu) Aug 8 2002
http://www.idg.net/english/crd_acoustic_664873.html
'Bowlingual' interpreter to make leap overseas
AFP(Tokyo) November 14 2002.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/11/14/1037080844524.html
Dog translation device -- barking mad or marketing marvel?
Ayako Oguni. Mainichi ****mbun
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/features/0109/20010911dog.html
What's Fido Saying? 'Bowlingual' will Translate
Andrew Brown. CNN. Sept 9 2002 (Real One Player video )
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/09/09/bowlingual/
Sales of dog language interpreter go through the woof
ABCnew (Australia) Sept 27 2002
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s687898.htm
Bowlingual - What's Cool In Japan: Oct-Dec 2002
http://www.jinjapan.org/kidsweb/cool/02-10-12/bowlingual.html
[0]
http://www.takaratoys.co.jp/bowlingual/
http://www.takaratoys.co.jp/bowlingual/index.html
http://www.takaratoys.co.jp/english/PR/020610.pdf
http://www.techtv.com/news/computing/story/0,24195,3395378,00.html
[1] Photo of Bowlingual hand-held console and microphone on collar
http://www.time.com/time/2002/inventions/tra_bow.html
[2] http://www.indexweb.co.jp/
[3] http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2002
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Be advised HOWEver, if you do further research into the
device, you'll find many "pet professionals" to be at odds
with the companys' claims for it - HOWEver, I've PROVEN
that the self aggrandizing "pet professionals" are DEAD
WRONG abHOWET ALMOST EVERY THING they
think and believe to be TRUE abHOWET dogs and
behavior <{}: ~ ( >
Even human babies *(according to a re****t on T.V. this
a.m.) achieve an increase of 5 I.Q. points when trained
in sign language pryor to age 4 <{}'; ~ ) >
It's NATURAL for them, bein NON VERBAL, of curse~!
We call that multiple modalities of LEARNING <{}; ~ ) >
Here's a EXXXAMPLE of HOWE EZ sign language is to learn:
WHAAAZAAT?:
_
/'_/)
,/_ /
/ /
/'_'/' '/'__'7,
/'/ / / /" /_\
('( ' /' ')
\ /
'\' _.7'
\ (
\ \
----------------------
SEE?
Ok, if you're vague abHOWET what THAT means, try THIS:
WHAAAZAAT?:
_ _
|_| |_|
| | /^^^\ | |
_| |_ (| "o" |) _| |_
_| | | | _ (_---_) _ | | | |_
| | | | |' | _| |_ |`| | | | |
| | / \ | |
\ / / /(. .)\ \ \ /
\ / / / | . | \ \ \ /
\ \/ / ||y|| \ \/ /
\__/ || || \__/
() ()
|| ||
ooO Ooo
--------------------
CLEARER NHOWE, ain't it?
Of curse, THAT may be CONsidered a "double command",
HOWEver, depending on HOWE a double command is given
may or may NOT, alter its validity - here's a simplified version:
WHAAAZAAT? WHAAAZAAT?:
............./'?/).............(\?`\
............/....//..............\\....\
.........../....//................\\....\
...../'?/..../'?\.........../?`\....\?`\
.././.../..../..../.|_......_|.\....\....\...\.\..
(.(....(....(..../.)..)..(..(.\....)....)....).)
.\................\/.../....\...\/................/
..\................. /........\................../
....\..............(............)............../
......\.............\.........../...............
------------------------------
SEE?
From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." <drv...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
To: "Jerry Howe" <theamazingpuppywiz...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Subject: Alleged Professors of Animal Behavior
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:50:51 -0400
Dear Jerry, I paged through some of the "dog business"
and was astonished at the low quality of opinions arising
from professors of behavior analysis.
I had the very great privilege of meeting Sam Corson
(Pavlov's last Ph.D. student) and his dogs at Ohio
University. I even got to spend a night at Sam's house.
There is no question but that you are a spiritual brother
to Corson and to Pavlov, both of whom knew that the dog's
great capacity for love was the key to shaping doggie behavior.
Paradoxical reward and paradoxical fixing of attention are
both well do***ented Pavlovian techniques. Even so humorless
a chap as B.F. Skinner taught students like the Breland's whose
"The Misbehavior of Organisms" demonstrate the utility of your
methods and their deep roots in scientific (as opposed to
commercial) psychology.
George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H.
you may find my resume in Who's Who in
Science and Technology
Here's professor marshall dermer, Department of
ANAL-ytic BehaviorISM at UofWI AFTER gettin JERRYIZED:
"We Are Lucky To Have You, And More People Should
Come To Their Senses And Sup****t Your Valuable Work.
God Bless The Puppy Wizard," Professor Marshall Dermer,
Dept Of ANAL-ytic Behavior, UofWI.
From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.
You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent=AD,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts =ADto
alert the world to animal abuse.
We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and sup****t your valuable
work.
Have you thought of establi****ng a nonprofit
charity to fund your im****tant work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?
In closing, my only suggestion is that you try
to keep your messages short for most readers
may refuse to read a long message even if it
is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.
--Marshall Dermer
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Abuse / fear / aggression / hyperactivity / shyness / suicide
attempts AIN'T a genetic problem, it's a SPIRITUAL problem,
passed on from WON generatiHOWEN of abuser to the next, like
the 100th monkey wa****n fruit in the stream. After a while
it's not just NORMAL, it's OBLIGATORY.
To do otherWIZE would be DISRESPECTFUL of your parental teachins.
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As Separate, Not The Wise.
If Any Man Knows One, He Enjoys The Fruit Of Both.
The Level Which Is Reached By Wisdom
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"A cheerful heart is good medicine,
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Proverbs 17:22
Disciple Paulie Sez:
"No One Understands How Wits End Training Really
Works, They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey And don't
Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method That Deals With
Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built On Trust
And Understanding.
I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
they always are, always.
Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say "good
dog" sincerely at the end of the request and I bet you'll
find your dog thinking then responding everytime.
A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relation****p with your dog.
Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.
I have found giving dogs "payment" in advance i.e. "Sam
sit goodboy" makes the dogs want to respond, after all,
all dogs want to be "good dogs" and if you tell them they
are good then they feel an obligation to obey your request.
Telling Sam he's a good dog AFTER he sit's apart from
been too late is also a gamble because if he doesn't
sit then there's no positive interaction.
Paul
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace,
but a sword.
"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father,
and the daughter against her mother,
the daughter in law against her mother in law
and the scholar against his professors.
"And a man's foes shall be they of his own HOWEshold."
The Puppy Prophet <{); ~ ) >
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
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HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
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Jerry Howe,
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Human And Animal Behavior
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