HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
aka BLACK VOMIT, you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable
stinkin lyin animal murderin child an spHOWES abusin punk
thug coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
From: unsurreality_2005@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
<Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:51:00 -0400
Subject: Re: "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem Quite Harsh And
Cause You To Cringe. This Is A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It
Happens, But You'll Get Over It" mike dufort author: "CourteHOWES Canine"
Re: Eating habits- Need help naming puppy -
> > Tell us what you\'re wearin, eh, mikey?
> >
> > 1. YOU MUST wear a flamin red tu tu over your black Tae
> > Kwon Doo Doo INSTRUCTOR uniform trHOWESERS
> > and a pink thong underneath.
> >
> > 2. YOU MUST wear bubble gum flavored lip gloss
> >
> > 3. YOU MUST wear light blue eye shadow with
> > a VERY THIN line of black eye liner.
> >
> > 4. YOU MUST wear a blue feather boa to match your eye
> > shadow.
> >
> > 5. YOU MUST wear faerie wings and carry a faerie wand.
> >
> > 6. You MUST wear a leather Harley Davidson cap and
> > gold lamay ballet slippers.
> >
> > 7. YOU MUST wear a princess crown on top of your black
> > leather Harley Davidson cap with jewels to match your
> > eye shadow.
> >
> > 8. YOU MUST SHAVE your entire body EXXXCEPT your legs.
> >
> > 9. YOU MUST wear a zippered face mask and hood with
> > standard ball gag. If you don\'t have WON, NO PROBLEMO.
> > The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> > Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> > Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got WON
> > for you <{): - ) >
> >
> > 10. YOU MUST paint your arse red. If you can\'t find your arse,
> > *(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball) NO PROBLEMO,
> > mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
> > Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
> > Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will
> > do it for you.
> >
> > 11. YOU MUST sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while swi****ng your
> > butt. If you don\'t know all the words you can just squeal like a
> > pig to the tune while The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
> > Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****,
> > Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
> > paints your arse red for you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> >
> > Your wife will think Pinka$$HOWE done it <{}: ~ ) >
>
> Yup - I\'m wearing all of that.
EXXXCELLENT~!
You're makin ALL my fantasies come true, an then some, mikey <{}'; ~ ) >
> How did you guess?
Wasn't a GUESS, mikey. See #10 above:
"*(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball)".
REMEMBER NHOWE??
> You\'ve been spying on me, haven\'t you!
It comes with bein a WIZARD, mikey;
you know, SEE ALL, KNOW ALL, etc.??
> You are obsessed with me!
Actually it's your wife that interests me, mikey. HOWE
could she EVER live with such a PATHETIC MISERABLE
STINKIN LYIN ANIMAL ABUSIN COWARD as yourself??
I understand HOWE COME your son don't understand that
he's a VICTIM of abuse, bein only a kid an all <{}: ~ ( >
Your wife musta come from a family history of abuse, eh, mikey?
They tend to be attracted to abusers like the cowards who raised them:
Abuse / Fear / Aggression / Hyperactivity / Shyness /
Depression / Suicide Attempts AIN'T Genetic Problems,
They're SPIRITUAL PROBLEMS,
Passed On From WON GeneratiHOWEN Of Abuser
To The Next,
Like The 100th Monkey Wa****n Fruit In The Stream.
After A While It's Not Just NORMAL, It's
-OBLIGATORY-
To Do OtherWIZE Would Be
DISRESPECTFUL
Of Your Parental Teachins.
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME Is the Perfect Synergy Of
Love, Pride, Desire, Shame, Greed, Ego, Fear, Hate, Reflex,
Self Will, Arrogance, Ignorance, Predjudice, Cowardice,
Disbelief, Jealousy, Embarrassment, Embellishment, Guilt,
Anger, Hopelessness, Helplesness, Aversion, Attraction,
Inhibition, Revulsion, Repulsion, Change, Permanence,
Enlightenment, Insult, Attrition And Parental / ReligiHOWES /
Societal CONDITIONING;
*YOU ARE*
THE CRITTER YOU WAS TRAINED.
It Is The Perfect Fusion Of The Word..., In The Physical.
There Are NO GRAY AREAS
Between
RIGHT And WRONG.
"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise.
If any man knows one, he enjoys the fruit of both.
The level which is reached by wisdom
is attained
through right action as well.
He who perceives that the two are one knows the truth."
"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then?
The love and hate which are aroused
by the objects of sense arise from Nature,
do not yield to them.
They only obstruct the path," -
- Bhagavad Gita,
adapted by Krishna with permission
from His OWN FREE copy of The Simply
Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual <{) ; ~ ) >
ALL Temperament And Behavior Problems Are
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
SEE?
> Funny thing is, I can still kick the living **** out of a "green beret."
You could, mikey, if it was on a hat rack.
A LOW hat rack, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> That\'d be embarrassing to you, wouldn\'t it?
Not at all, mikey. Bein a WIZARD we TRAINscend
the PAIN of mere human EXXXISTENCE. It comes
with the TERRORTORY, and the really neat Wizard's
Closh and Sceptor mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> This is why you backed out on meeting.
You mean meetin you at the "NoTellMotel" in Yeehaw Junction
so's you could beat me to a pulp for NOT HURTIN DOGS to train
them like HOWE you do, mikey?
NO, mikey. YOU DEFAULTED ON ME.
You wasn't wearin your black Tai Kwon Doo Doo instructor's
uniform and flamin red TuTu with your pink thong underneath
and.bubble gum flavored lip gloss and light blue eye shadow
with a VERY THIN line of black eye liner with a blue feather
boa to match your eye shadow, faerie wings and carryin a faerie
wand with a leather Harley Davidson cap and gold lamay ballet
slippers, and a princess crown on top of your black leather
Harley Davidson cap with jewels to match your eye shadow.
AND YOU DIDN'T SHAVE your entire body EXXXCEPT your legs.
AND YOU DIDN'T wear a zippered face mask and hood
with standard ball gag. HOWEver, like I sez,: "If you don't
have WON, NO PROBLEMO. The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
And Horsey Wizard GOT WON FOR YOU, mikey <{): - ) >
And EVERY WON KNOWS HOWE COME you couldn't
paint your arse red for me, mikey. AS STATED: "If you can't
find your arse, *(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball) NO
PROBLEMO, mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****,
Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
will do it for you.
AND THEN YOU WILL
sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while swi****ng your butt.
If you don't know all the words you can just squeal like a
pig to the tune while The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
And Horsey Wizard paints your arse red for you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
SEE?
> SO, WHEN OH WHEN ARE WE MEETING?
Looks to me like you've met ALMOST ALL of the
prerequisites, mikey. WHEN are you gonna shave?
I got my ball gag and zippered mask waitin on you,
mikey.
DON'T MAKE The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
*****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And
Horsey Wizard WAIT, mikey, otherWIZE HE'LL GET
MEAN. REAL MEAN.
> We can really put this issue to rest two ways: go to court, where I\'ll
> humiliate you,
You mean, for NOT DOIN THIS, mikey?:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
THAT'S CRUEL AND INSANE BEHAVIOR, mikey <{}: ~ ( >
AIN'T IT.
> or meet up, where I\'ll beat you into a bloody pulp.
You mean for NOT HURTIN and INTIMIDATIN innocent
defenseless dumb critters an LYIN abHOWET IT, LIKE
HOWE YOU DO, mikey?
> I promise not to kill you,
Perhaps KILLIN ME like HOWE you done your own
DEAD DOG would be the KINDEST GIFT, JUST LIKE
HOWE it was for him, eh, mikey??
> I\'ll leave when you are laying on the ground twitching begging me to
> stop kicking your head.
O.K., mikey. I'll agree.
HOWEver, ONLY if you STOP BEGGIN
TO BEAT ME TO A PUPLP mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> So, COWARD, what is the plan?
Here's the PLAN, mikey: The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
And Horsey Wizard gets hisself dressed an BRINGS
YOUR POST into the SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
THEN HE TELLS the SHERIFF that HE MUST write
up a WARRANT against *you* for utterin THREATS;
and THEN *WE* will MEET IN COURT. NOT that
there's any NEED for The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
And Horsey Wizard to MAGICKALLY APPEAR as the
matter is a open an shut case seein as I GOT IT ALL IN
YOUR OWN WRITING <{}: ~ ) >
HOWEver, I wouldn't miss meetin you for all the tea in China.
BE PUPPERLY DRESSED, mikey, otherWIZE YOU WILL
MAKE The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard GET
MEAN.
Oooops~!
I ALMOST FORGOT, mikey; the SHERIFF GOT his own
apupriate clothing JUST FOR YOU for HOWER DREAM
DATE IN COURT <{}: ~ ) >
NOT TO WORRY, mikey. You'll be JUST AS S-E-X-Y to
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard wearin
the Orange County JAIL orange jump suit and paper slippers.
Mmmmm, YUMMY, mikey <{}'; ~ ) >
> WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE, AssHowey? Just pick one already!
Actually, I'd PREFER you be wearin STRIPES like they make
the ignorameHOWES cowards in Brevard County wear, but
even The WIZARD can't make the SHERIFF change his
preferences of dress as he's BHOWEND BY LAW <{}: ~ ) >
> Oh - did you think you were clever just there?
Perhaps you don't realize the DEFINITION of ***FELONY***, mikey?
You musta been SLEEPIN durin that class in M.P. school, eh, mikey?
> I have a news bulletin for you: you weren\'t...
Sez you, mikey? Seem *you* need a NEWS BULLETIN, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> same boring crap as usual.
NOT SO, mikey. Have you read the FL CRIMINAL STATUTES?
> And thanks for posting my quote again -
You mean, THIS?:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
Perhaps the sheriff will CONsider THAT, animal abuse
and add additional CHARGES, eh, mikey? THEN you'll
get your WISH to be CONfronted IN FRONT OF A JURY
for ANIMAL ABUSE, to boot, JUST LIKE HOWE I
PROMISED WAY BAAAACK WHEN, eh, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> I got more downloads!
You mean, DHOWEN-LOW, mikey:
urbandictionary.com
down low:
To keep a homo***ual lifestyle hidden from others
Here's the FL STATUES you've VIOLATED, mr. straight-leg "M.P.":
784.011 Assault.--
(1) An "assault" is an intentional, unlawful threat by word or act to do
violence to the person of another, coupled with an apparent ability to do
so, and doing some act which creates a well-founded fear in such other
person that such violence is imminent.
(2) Whoever commits an assault shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the
second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
(c) "Credible threat" means a threat made with the intent to cause the
person who is the target of the threat to reasonably fear for his or her
safety. The threat must be against the life of, or a threat to cause
bodily
injury to, a person.
(d) "Cyberstalk" means to engage in a course of conduct to communicate,
or
to cause to be communicated, words, images, or language by or through the
use of electronic mail or electronic communication, directed at a specific
person, causing substantial emotional distress to that person and serving
no
legitimate purpose.
(2) Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows,
har*****, or cyberstalks another person commits the offense of stalking, a
misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or
s.
775.083.
(3) Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows,
har*****, or cyberstalks another person, and makes a credible threat with
the intent to place that person in reasonable fear of death or bodily
injury
of the person, or the person's child, sibling, spouse, parent, or
dependent,
commits the offense of aggravated stalking, a felony of the third degree,
punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
The 2007 Florida Statutes
Title XLVI
CRIMES Chapter 784
ASSAULT; BATTERY; CULPABLE NEGLIGENCE
784.048 Stalking; definitions; penalties.--
(1) As used in this section, the term:
(a) "Harass" means to engage in a course of conduct directed at a
specific
person that causes substantial emotional distress in such person and
serves
no legitimate purpose.
(b) "Course of conduct" means a pattern of conduct composed of a series
of
acts over a period of time, however short, evidencing a continuity of
purpose. Constitutionally protected activity is not included within the
meaning of "course of conduct." Such constitutionally protected activity
includes picketing or other organized protests.
(c) "Credible threat" means a threat made with the intent to cause the
person who is the target of the threat to reasonably fear for his or her
safety. The threat must be against the life of, or a threat to cause
bodily
injury to, a person.
(d) "Cyberstalk" means to engage in a course of conduct to communicate,
or
to cause to be communicated, words, images, or language by or through the
use of electronic mail or electronic communication, directed at a specific
person, causing substantial emotional distress to that person and serving
no
legitimate purpose.
(2) Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows,
har*****, or cyberstalks another person commits the offense of stalking, a
misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or
s.
775.083.
(3) Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows,
har*****, or cyberstalks another person, and makes a credible threat with
the intent to place that person in reasonable fear of death or bodily
injury
of the person, or the person's child, sibling, spouse, parent, or
dependent,
commits the offense of aggravated stalking, a felony of the third degree,
punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(4) Any person who, after an injunction for protection against repeat
violence, ***ual violence, or dating violence pursuant to s. 784.046, or
an
injunction for protection against domestic violence pursuant to s. 741.30,
or after any other court-imposed prohibition of conduct toward the subject
person or that person's property, knowingly, willfully, maliciously, and
repeatedly follows, har*****, or cyberstalks another person commits the
offense of aggravated stalking, a felony of the third degree, punishable
as
provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(5) Any person who willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows,
har*****, or cyberstalks a minor under 16 years of age commits the offense
of aggravated stalking, a felony of the third degree, punishable as
provided
in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(6) Any law enforcement officer may arrest, without a warrant, any person
he or she has probable cause to believe has violated the provisions of
this
section.
(7) Any person who, after having been sentenced for a violation of s.
794.011 or s. 800.04, and prohibited from contacting the victim of the
offense under s. 921.244, willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follows,
har*****, or cyberstalks the victim commits the offense of aggravated
stalking, a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s.
775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(8) The punishment imposed under this section shall run consecutive to
any
former sentence imposed for a conviction for any offense under s. 794.011
or
s. 800.04.
History.--s. 1, ch. 92-208; s. 29, ch. 94-134; s. 29, ch. 94-135; s. 2,
ch.
97-27; s. 23, ch. 2002-55; s. 1, ch. 2003-23; s. 3, ch. 2004-17; s. 3, ch.
2004-256
-----------------------------
AND THAT'S HOWE COME
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard GOES:
"BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!"
SEE, mikey?
LIKE THIS:
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
"Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory"
<Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote in message news:DjVbk.21664$3F5.5360@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
> aka BLACK VOMIT, you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable
> stinkin lyin animal murderin child an spHOWES abusin punk
> thug coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
> case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
>
> From: unsurreality_2005@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> To: Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
>
<Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:05:00 -0400
> Subject: Re: Eating habits- Need help naming puppy -
>>
>> On Jul 5, 4:14 pm,
>> "Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory"
>>
<Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laborat...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> wrote:
>> > HOWEDY nickey nooner you pathetic miserable stinkin
>> > rotten lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active acute
>> > chronic life-long incurable manic depressive MENTAL CASE,
>> >
>> > "Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEG...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>> > messagenews:kVPbk.185520$TT4.177697@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >
>> > > Charley Sante wrote:
>> >
>> > >> HOWEDY diddler you pathetic miserable stinkin rotten
>> > >> lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
>> > >> chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES
>> > >> mental case and backyard puppy miller and professional
>> > >> dog training FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
>>
>> > >> In the interest of clean engineering, I, Charley Sante *(Sante
>> > >> means heelth, don't you know?) of KlysterEngineering *(please
visit
>> > >> my site: Klyster.Com [klyster means ENEMA, you know...]), will
speak
>> > >> for The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
>> > >> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret,
>> > >> Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard:
>
>> > > Jerry:
>> >
>> > > 1. I hope no one is ever as vile to you as you are to other.
>> >
>> > You mean, for HURTIN INTIMIDATIN an MURDERIN
>> > innocent defenseless dumb critters an LYIN abHOWET it?
>>
>> You made a new friend!
>
> Yeah. I seem to attract MENTAL CASES like **** attracts flies.
>
>> See HOW loved you are for your WONDERFUL work!
>
> Seems nickey is "UPSET" *(happy) that I've IDENTIFIED
> EXXXPOSED an DISCREDITED him with the SCIENTIFIC
> RESEARCH EXXXPLAININ his CHRONIC LIFE-LONG
> MANIC DEPRESSION and obsession with GRIEF <{}'; ~ ) >
>
>> Gee. I wonder why 99% of the people think you are a complete creep?
>
> Oh, THAT'S on accHOWENTA 100% of them 99%'ers are
> LYING ANIMAL MURDERIN MANIC DEPRESSIVE
> MENTAL CASES, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
>
>> I guess you had better hold on to the 1% -
>
> You mean the 1% who DON'T HURT INTIMIDATE
> an MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters an
> LIE abHOWET IT, mikey?
>
> BET YOUR PATHETIC MISERABLE
> STINKIN ROTTEN LIFE ON IT~!
>
>> but of course those are the only truly insane people besides you,
moron.
>
> INDEED?
>
> "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
> Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
> A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
> But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
> "CourteHOWES Canine."
>
> "I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
> your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
> as possible. What does this mean?
>
> When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
> spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
> away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
> ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
> --Mike Dufort
> author of the zero selling book
> "CourteHOWES Canines"
>
> Tell us what you're wearin, eh, mikey?
>
> 1. YOU MUST wear a flamin red tu tu over your black Tae
> Kwon Doo Doo INSTRUCTOR uniform trHOWESERS
> and a pink thong underneath.
>
> 2. YOU MUST wear bubble gum flavored lip gloss
>
> 3. YOU MUST wear light blue eye shadow with
> a VERY THIN line of black eye liner.
>
> 4. YOU MUST wear a blue feather boa to match your eye
> shadow.
>
> 5. YOU MUST wear faerie wings and carry a faerie wand.
>
> 6. You MUST wear a leather Harley Davidson cap and
> gold lamay ballet slippers.
>
> 7. YOU MUST wear a princess crown on top of your black
> leather Harley Davidson cap with jewels to match your
> eye shadow.
>
> 8. YOU MUST SHAVE your entire body EXXXCEPT your legs.
>
> 9. YOU MUST wear a zippered face mask and hood with
> standard ball gag. If you don't have WON, NO PROBLEMO.
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got WON
> for you <{): - ) >
>
> 10. YOU MUST paint your arse red. If you can't find your arse,
> *(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball) NO PROBLEMO,
> mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
> Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
> Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will
> do it for you.
>
> 11. YOU MUST sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while swi****ng your
> butt. If you don't know all the words you can just squeal like a
> pig to the tune while The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
> Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****,
> Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
> paints your arse red for you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
>
> Your wife will think Pinka$$HOWE done it <{}: ~ ) >
>
> BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> "Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory"
>
<Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> wrote in message news:6BQbk.24698$AJ6.13697@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> HOWEDY nickey nooner you pathetic miserable stinkin
>> rotten lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active acute
>> chronic life-long incurable manic depressive MENTAL CASE,
>>
>> "Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:kVPbk.185520$TT4.177697@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> Charley Sante wrote:
>>>
>>>> HOWEDY diddler you pathetic miserable stinkin rotten
>>>> lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
>>>> chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES
>>>> mental case and backyard puppy miller and professional
>>>> dog training FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
>>>
>>> Jerry:
>>>
>>> 1. I hope no one is ever as vile to you as you are to other.
>>
>> You mean, for HURTIN INTIMIDATIN an MURDERIN
>> innocent defenseless dumb critters an LYIN abHOWET it?
>>
>> Let us PREY that "animal lovers" like yourself and your manic
>> depressive lyin animal murderin MENTAL CASE PALS *all*
>> find yourselves in heaven PRYOR to the DEBIL finds HOWET
>> you've crapped the bed, eh, nickey??
>>
>>> 2. I hope I see your face every time I look in the mirror,
>>
>> You REALLY DO want to PUNISH yourself, eh, nickey??
>>
>>> to remind me that, as loathsome as you are,
>>
>> You mean for teachin folks ALL OVER the WHOWEL WILD
>> WORLD HOWE to pupperly handle, raise an train their critters
>> women an children, and FOR FREE, to boot, nickey??
>>
>>> I still must struggle to better my own self.
>>
>> Yeah, that MUST be a STRUGGLE, nickey, seein as you
>> derive PLEASURE from your LIES ABUSE and INSANITY.
>>
>>> If not, I'm no better than you.
>>
>> Let's see, nickey... *you* *(the collective you), HURT INTIMIDATE
>> an MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters and DERIVE
>> PLEASURE from it.
>>
>> I, OTOH, IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT you
>> PATHETIC MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN
>> ANIMAL MURDERIN MENTAL CASES and *you*
>> someHOWE think *WE* are EQUAL?
>>
>> You MIGHT think that's a Catch22, eh, nickey??
>>
>> No, nickey. I KNOW when I HURT YOU PATHETIC
>> MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN ANIMAL
>> MURDERIN COWARDS.
>>
>> And, if I may sez so myself, NOWON DOES IT BETTER <{}: ~ ) >
>>
>> OTOH, *you* *(the collective you), "BELIEVE" you're
>> DOIN THE RIGHT THING when you jerk choke shock
>> bribe crate intimidate surgically ***ually mutilate toxify
>> an MURDER your own DEAD an DEATHLY ILL innocent
>> defenseless dumb critters an LIE abHOWET IT <{}: ~ ( >
>>
>>> And that fills me with revulsion.
>>
>> AND FROM THAT, *you* *(the collective you), DERIVE PLEASURE.
>>
>>> Have a nice life.
>>
>> And THAT would make *you* *(the collective you) VERY SAD,
>> which would further validate the REASON for your DEPRESSION
>> thereby makin you MORE SAD, therefore *you* *(the collective
>> you), would thereby DERIVE MORE PLEASURE.
>>
>> Sorry nickey, I AIN'T PLAYIN. I'm gonna CONtinue havin
>> a MISERABLE life so long as you patethic miserable stinkin
>> rotten lyin animal murderin MENTAL CASES CONtinue
>> HURTIN INTIMIDATIN an MURDERIN innocent defenseless
>> dumb critters.
>>
>> I PREY you don't derive MORE PLEASURE from THAT, eh, nickey?
>>
>> Here's the SCIENCE:
>> Here's HOWE COME you chronic manic depressives "GRIEVE":
>>
>> http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2008/627/1?etoc
>>
>> Why It's Hard to Say Goodbye
>>
>> By Andrea Lu
>> ScienceNOW Daily News
>> 27 June 2008
>>
>> With all the heartache it causes, why do some people have
>> so much trouble letting go of their grief? In an ironic twist,
>> new research shows that the brain's pleasure center may be
>> to blame.
>>
>> Most people, when confronted with the death of a loved one,
>> mourn intensely for a few weeks or months and then gradually
>> manage to move on.
>>
>> A small percentage, however, become debilitated by the
>> loss and can't resume their normal lives; they experience
>> what psychologists call complicated grief.
>>
>> Functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI), which measures
>> blood flow to various parts of the brain, has shown that grief
activates
>> regions of the brain associated with processing pain. However, no
>> study had yet observed what happens in the brain during complicated
>> grief.
>>
>> In the new work, which will be published in the 15 August issue of
>> NeuroImage, researchers led by clinical psychologist Mary-Frances
>> O'Connor of the University of California, Los Angeles, looked at 23
>> women who had lost a mother or sister to breast cancer within the
>> past 5 years.
>>
>> Based on a clinical *****sment, the researchers divided the women
>> into complicated and noncomplicated grievers. They then showed
>> the women a series of 60 pictures that paired a photo of a stranger
>> or the deceased loved one with either a grief-related word (e.g.,
>> cancer) or a similar-looking but emotionally neutral word (e.g.,
>> ginger).
>>
>> The purpose of the words was to make the images of relatives
>> seem fresh, even if the women had already viewed them several
>> times on their own.
>>
>> As expected, fMRI revealed strong activity in pain-processing
>> areas of the brain when the women saw photos of their relatives
>> or grief-related words.
>>
>> No such effect appeared when subjects saw neutral words or
>> photos of strangers. The surprise came when women diagnosed
>> with complicated grief looked at a picture of their relative or a
>> grief-related word:
>>
>> In addition to activity in pain-processing areas of the brain, these
>> women showed activity in the nucleus ac***bens, a region of the
>> brain linked to pleasure and reward.
>>
>> The findings could mean that the brains of women with complicated
>> grief have not properly adjusted to the fact that their loved ones are
>> gone, O'Connor speculates. When humans become attached to someone,
>> they derive pleasure from the attachment, and their nucleus ac***bens
>> activate, she notes. And because that area is also active when women
>> with complicated grief see reminders of a dead relative, it may signal
>> that these women have a harder time accepting the death of a loved one
>> than noncomplicated grievers do.
>>
>> At the very least, says O'Connor, scientists may now have a clinical
>> marker that can help them distinguish among women with complicated
>> and noncomplicated grief.
>>
>> -------------------------
>>
>> "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
>> may acquire those rights
>> which never could have been withholden from them
>> but by the hand of tyranny.
>> The question is not can they REASON,
>> nor can they TALK,
>> but can they SUFFER?" -
>> - Jeremy Bentham
>>
>> "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
>> for the good of its victims,
>> may be the most oppressive.
>> Those who torment us for our own good
>> will torment us without end,
>> for they do so with the approval of
>> their own conscience." -
>> - C.S. Lewis.
>>
>> "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
>> Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
>> Agamemnon.
>>
>> "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
>> and you will know each other.
>> If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
>> and what you do not know you will fear.
>>
>> What one fears, one destroys."
>> Chief Dan George
>>
>> All truth p***** through three stages.
>> First, it is ridiculed.
>> Second, it is violently opposed.
>> Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
>> -Arthur Schopenhauer
>>
>> "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
>> even tho it's a hopeless task,
>> in this system of things.
>> As long as man is ruling man,
>> there will be animals (and humans!)
>> abused and neglected. :-(
>> Your student," Juanita.
>>
>> "If you've got them by the balls
>> their hearts and minds
>> will follow,"
>> John Wayne.
>>
>> ANY QUESTIONS, People?
>>
>> "Ye shall know the truth,
>> and the truth shall make you mad." -
>> ~Aldous Huxley.
>>
>> "Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
>> "Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
>> -Friedrich Schiller.
>>
>> INDEEDY.
>>
>> AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
>>
>> In Love And Light,
>> I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
>> The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
>> Jerry Howe,
>> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
>> A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
>> *M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
>> *G-R-A-N-D*
>> *M-A-S-T-E-R*
>> Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
>> SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
>>
>> HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Jerry Howe,
>> Director of Research,
>> Human And Animal Behavior
>> Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
>> BIOSOUND Scientific,
>> Director of Training,
>> Wits' End Dog Training
>> 1611 24th St
>> Orlando, FL 32805
>> Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
>> http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
>>
>> E-mail:
>> HOWEDY nickey nooner,
>>
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>>
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