HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher aka
BLACK VOMIT, you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable stinkin
lyin animal murderin child an spHOWES abusin punk thug coward
active acute chronic long term incurable mental case and professional
dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
<unsurreality_2005@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:3b5916cc-5aba-4cd8-a906-f38e85a07378@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> > "Jerry" <jerrya...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>
>news:1cf2ff87-eef7-460b-9409-3b0e1bfcd53a@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>
>> > <snipped>
>>
>> >>We've left him outside for a few hours and
>> >> when we bring him back inside he'll still do it.
>>
>> > You need to be out there with him when he poops,
>> > so you can tell him, "Good dog! You had to GO OUT!!"
>>
>> That's ABSURD, flick. Praising or REWARDING a dog
>> "AFTER THE FACT" is SHEER IDIOCY. AIN'T THAT
>> what you'd call "BAD TIMING" if you was TRYIN to
>> "teach" a behavior, flick <{}: ~ ( >
>
> You are unbelievably ignorant.
You are unbelievably pathetically cowardly, mikey.
> Of course praising the dog right after he does his thing WORKS.
Sorry mikey, praising or rewarding AFTER the FACT is ABSURD
like fixin your SHOCK FENCE fence AFTER your dog has ESCAPED
or STOPPING ABUSING IT AFTER IT HAD DROPPED DEAD from STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE a.k.a. The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME <{}: ~ ) >
> Are you trying to spin this again?
AFTER a behavior has been done the dog or child AIN'T
THINKIN of what he's DONE he's thinkin of WHAT'S
NEXT. THAT MIGHT BE tearin your ignorameHOWES
throat HOWET or you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
> Everything to you is "absurd" and "sheer idiocy."
You mean, like QUOTING YOU, mikey?
LIKE THIS?:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
> I could say 1+1=2 and you'd respond
> "That's ABSURD, SHEER IDIOCY."
Probably NOT, mikey. Arithmatic AIN'T The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey
Wizard's SPECIALTY.
HIS SPECIALTY is human and animal behavior <{}: ~ ) >
> But if your boyfriend chicken soup said "1+1=3" you'd
> praise him for being brilliant, because he's your boyfriend.
No mikey, NOT UNLESS HE COULD PROVE IT. Like HOWE
*you* can PROVE I'm a CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTOR:
Subject: Re: New Puppy in house with older dog [jerry]
<unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1164436759.781407.168700@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
ONLY child abuser is YOU - fondling children. I will say
you have some balls calling others child abusers when that is
EXACTLY what YOU do.
Go check your court records, imbecile.
They are easily found, as I did.
Only costs a few bucks to get...child molester...
--------------
You must got THAT idea from booby maida, captain
arthur haggerty's PARTNER IN CRIME, eh, mikey?:
From: Bob Maida (bob...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Need Advice About Jumping (ninnyboy)
Date: 2001-02-16 12:00:41 PST
Laura,
Better off to totally ignore him. Don't give him the attention
and conflict he craves.His mother was a prostitute and had no
time for him. Father?? --Unknown. They say he was part
of a migrant worker gang bang in the Fla orchids.
He is under house arrest (this is why no one has ever met him)
for molesting children at Disney World. Someone here needs
to find out the name of his probation officer and re****t his
online harassing
Bob Maida
Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
Herndon, Virginia
Adopt/Foster one until there are none
--------------------
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Here's mikey PROVIN HURTIN DOGS DON'T MAKE
THEM GO INSANE and become DEATHLY ILL an
DROP DEAD like mikey's DEAD DOG DONE:
mikey wrote:
> Remember: 1PM, I'll be wearing a green T-****rt with "JUIC"
> on it ("JUIC" is on the left upper side of the ****rt). I'll wait
> until 2PM in the lobby, Close to the check-in desk. That's the
> Peabody on International Drive. The 27th of October (cool! it's
> only 6 days away!).
>
> Looking forward to seeing you and listening to your training advice
> among other activities! Maybe we can grab some lunch first before
> we have some fun? Hell, I'll even buy! I *know* you'll show up
> 'cause you are a very confident and talented man! Just think - you
> get the chance to "physically debate" me and brag about the "debate"
> after we're done (if you win the "physical debate").
> See ya in 6 days!
> Mike
That was your invitation to beat me up when you was in town a
couple months ago to prove non force training methods don't work.
> Where's the lawsuits? (See, he has been claiming for YEARS to
> bring lawsuits against everyone, including me. So far, ZERO lawsuits.
captain arthur haggerty DROPPED DEAD suin The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand
Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard for DEFAMATION, SLANDER
and EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
I believe what CROAKED him was when I told the judge that
he was a liar and a dog abusin coward and IF HE DENIED IT,
he was a MENTAL CASE on accHOWENTA I GOT IT ALL
IN HIS OWN WORDS IN WRITING <{}: ~ ) >
LIKE THIS:
captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."
SEE?
I don't bother to sue folks WHO AIN'T GOT NUTHIN TO TAKE
when I can just IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE an DISCREDIT them,
mikey. This sez it all about *YOU* and HOWE COME you hate
Jerry for NOT HURTING dogs and children and women to train
them, mikey.
You and your pals can't continue teaching us to HURT
INTIMIDATE an MURDER innocent defenseless dumb
critters an LYIN abHOWET IT without taking Jerry's medecine:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem Quite Harsh And
Cause You To Cringe. This Is A Normal Reaction The First Few
Times It Happens, But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load your dog for Bitter
Apple for it to work as efficiently as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time, spray one
squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog
won't be too thrilled with this but just ignore him and continue
your normal behavior.
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"
> He has no credibility whatsoever,
HOWE COME does mikey post anonymHOWESLY, mikey?
From The Annals Of Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_
Research_Laboratory
Subject: "Pinch Collars DO NOT PINCH -
BLOCK The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) > [ninnyboy] [jerry]
HOWEDY unsurreality aka pat aka trollbasher aka
BLACK VOMIT aka mike duforth,
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> > That's NICE TALK for a family news group, tommy. Perhaps
> > THAT'S HOWE COME you're an anonymHOWES COWARD, eh tommy?
> Don't EVEN bring up this "family newsgroup" crap
You're RIGHT mikey. After all, these ARE The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Forums <{) ; ~ ) >
> with you being the most vile and cruel "person" in here.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard IS "The World's CRUELEST Trainer".
> > Oh, bye the bye tommy, The Amazing Puppy Wizard DOES NOT
> > endorse the use of "treats" "bribes" or physical rewards on accHOWENT
> > of THAT'S HOWE COME dogs FAIL TO PERFORM and THAT'S HOWE
> > COME you gotta SHOCK CHOKE an MURDER them, tommy.
> Oh, bye the bye, AssHowe, no one cares what you do or do not "endorse."
NO PROBLEMO mike. The Amazing Puppy Wizard will just IDENTIFY
EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT you as the punk thug coward lying dog
abusing coward you really are <{) : ~ ) >
> If you had some brain cells, we'd listen.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't Post to DOG and CHILD
abusers, mikey... HE Posts so NEW READERS will see YOU
as you REALLY ARE, mikey <{) : ~ ) >
> But seeing that you don't, no one cares, AssHowe.
NO PROBLEMO, mikey. Here's a quote from your "book":
From: Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences Research Laboratoryr
Date: 5 Feb 2006 22:39:36 -0800
Subject: Re: dog won't pee/poo outside
HOWEDY unsurreality aka pat aka trollbasher aka
BLACK VOMIT aka mike duforth,
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Quick advice:
"I'd tell you the actual name of the product but one large canine has
scratched it off. It's about 6 inches wide all around and red in
color (and looks like a big die). Check out your local pet store for
one - if it works with your dog, you'll love the antics he performs
to get the food (and you'll love the attention he devotes to the
toy); if he doesn't like it, get another one and use them for craps
(the dice game...not what comes out of your dog).
(Update - read this for a word of caution on this toy). Mike"
Even the TOY you "recommended" which you COULDN'T RECOMMEND
on accHOWENT of you don't know the name is dangerHOWES.
BWEEEAHAHAA!!!
> Ignore ANYTHING "The Amazing Puppy Wizard" says...
THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard QUOTES the
lyin dog abusing punk thug coward active acute chronic long term
incurable MENTAL CASES HE IDENTIFIES EXXXPOSES and
DISCREDITS.
Like booby maida, captain haggerty's PARTNER, for EXXXAMPLE:
"Great book. Better than many out there. I would for sure recommend
it for dog owners and especially would be dog owners. I'll be looking
forward to your next one. 'Cept don't give the next one away."
-Bob Maida - Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
Herndon, Virginia
> If you'd like, you can download my free book Courteous Canines from
> http://home.adelphia.net/~nuxodom
that has a chapter on this subject
> that may help you.
BWEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
> Best!
Here's you heelpin, mikey:
unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Try this free book - it has helped me so much:
> Courteous Canines
> http://home.adelphia.net/~nuxodom
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"
It's SO much better than The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Garbage manual.
==========
You don't even WARN folks that it's YOU promotin
YOUR OWN "manual" warnin folks NOT TO CRINGE
when dog abusing mental cases HURT and INTIMIDATE
their dogs accordin to YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, mikey.
Here's you again mikey aka BLACK VOMIT:
HOWEDY black vomit aka unsurreality aka mike duforth,
BlackVomit wrote:
> On 24 Jan 2006 14:07:37 -0800, nfte...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> My miniature schnauzer (almost a year old now) has been
> generally apartment-friendly. Except for the occasional
> "accident", she really hasn't been too damaging to the
> facilities. Until now...
Hello nfteblj,
Just wanted to warn you in advance of this pervert,
newsgroup abuser and convicted felon who is trolling
the room. His alias is The Amazing Puppy Wizard
and real name is Jerry Howe.
Since you are new here, you just got hooked by replying
to this well known netloon and troll. Once he baits you
as he does with others, you became troll bait and he will flame
you and harass you through this newsgroup and in email.
PLEASE killfile this well known Jerry Howe aka
The Puppy Wizard who is using alot of alias in
here. He is a pathological liar, pervert and
bastard net kook.
All he does is slander and defame people in
here and never listens when told to stop. He knows
nothing about dog training or canine behavior.
He just makes this up, his nose gets longer and
longer like Pinocchio due to lying for years
and he has been abusively trolling this newsgroup
and others for years.
He keeps putting " XXX " in each word, which means
that he is so perverted and he is mentally ill and off his
medication and it is better that all of you keep him in
your killfiles for the time being.
Please avoid replying to messages from all his aliases.
The aliases to killfile are:
TRY THIS, mikey:
Thank You, Mike Duforth Author "Courteous Canine"
HOWEDY unsurreality aka pat aka trollbasher aka
BLACK VOMIT aka mike duforth,
WOW! THANK YOU for all that GREAT ADVICE in your
"FREE BOOK"!
After JUST WON DAY of jerking choking shocking and alphalpha
rolling HOWER new puppy dog an grHOWELING into ITS throat
an biting IT on ITS ears till IT PISSED an **** ITSELF my family
and I FINALLY GOT OVER IT an GOT RID of that pesky pupy
and WILL NOT try bringing in another stinkin biting **** machine
into THIS HOWES.
Your advice to put aversives on HOWER hands to break ITS bonding
efforts was WIZE beyond belief, HOWEver, it was a little SLOWER at
gettin the RESULTS we needed so we just GOT OVER IT an brought
IT to the P-HOWEND for THEM to DEAL WITH and we continued
goin abHOWET HOWER NORMAL behavior, as you advised.
Again, WE CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH~!
BWEEEAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA~!~!~!
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
From: unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
22 Jan 2006 07:20:18 -0800
Subject: Re: blood platlettes [ninnyboy] [jerry] -
The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{) ; ~ ) >
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard is fixin to DROP the doGdameneD
> HAMMER on the ENTIRE INDUSTRY, unsurreality... <{) ; ~ ) >
Asshowe, you've been saying that for six ****ing years and up to this
point you've only berated a small group of people n a god damned
NEWSGROUP, jackasshowe.
> > > The Amazing Puppy Wizard THRIVES in a world of ****.
>
> > No ****, Sherlock - all you say is ****.
>
> It's NO SURPRISE that HOWER DOG LOVER will FIGHT
> TO THE DEATH defending their alleged RIGHT to HURT
> INTIMDIATE an MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters.
NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN THIS GROUP HAS TRIED TO
"DEFEND THEIR RIGHT" to HURT, INTIMIDATE AND
MUDER their dogs...EVER, jackasshowe. You are completely
delusional AND NEED MEDICAL HELP, jackasshowe!
And, I'd never call my dogs dumb - because they aren't, jackasshowe.
Your fantasy dogs may very well be DUMB, but that would be YOUR FAULT -
which says you don't know jack **** about dog training,
jackasshowe.
> given THEIR POSTED CASE HISTORIES of CHRONIC DEATHLY
> DIS-EASE and REPEATED CANCERS in multiple dogs in the same
> HOWEshold, unsurreality. JUST LOOK at racetrack silly's and
> buglady's, janet boss's, Master Of Deception blankman and professor
> SCRUFF SHAKE dermer's, and matty's crittrer's DEATHLY CASE
> HISTORIES of CHRONIC DIS-EASES, SEIZURES and CANCERS
> <{) ; ~ ) >
Frankly, I don't give a ****, jackasshowe. You STILL HAVEN'T
GIVEN *ME* POSTS WHERE *I* ABUSE MY DOGS, jackasshowe!!!
And you CAN'T because I do NOT abuse my dogs yet YOU
constantly ACUSE ME of it, jackasshowe. On the other hand,
I can CERTAINLY acuse YOU of being an abusive, rotten,
creep of a person, because you've provided the proof in your
tireless rants, jackasshowe.
-Pat
There AIN'T NO "pat", is there, mikey...
> > You mean to abuse his dog, matty?
> Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what he means, jackass.
> > But of curse. matty is a liar and dog abusing mental
> > case like you and janet boss and the resof of you punk
> > thug cowards and MENTAL CASES who The Amazing
> > Puppy Wizard SEZ can't post here nomore <{); ~ ) >
> Look, AssHowe...when you accuse people of being animal
> abusers when they are not, you lose credibility.
> > Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
> > QUOTES them HURTIN dogs and LYIN abHOWET it, mikey.
> That's how come you are full of ****. I've been in Tae Kwon Do for
> 26 years, and when I mess up, Master Jae kicks me, and it hurts.
> However, because of his training me - even with force - I've
> become one of the best Tae Kwon Do experts. Of course you
> won't understand, given your insanity, but believe it or not, a
> few corrections in either human or canine makes a huge difference.
> Go ahead and flail away with the "jerking and shocking and
> choking" crap as usual...no one reads your bull**** anyways.
> Why not test the theory and write that you sup****t terrorists
> too, like you did of the 9/11 terrorists flying into the twin towers?
> HOWE about that? Give it a shot...no one gives a **** what you
> think.
> Go rehearse your crazy "a dog is a dog" and "a child is a child" and
> "a spouse is a spouse" at the kooks newsgroup - it has no meaning
> here as> it's all utter bull****.
> ****ing blowhard imbecile...
BWEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA~!~!~!
Here's the RESULTS of that TOY *you* recommended (THAT
YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF) an then
posted a WARNIN abHOWET it with a DEAD LINK, mikey?:
"You all remember that blue Buster Cube my friends gave me last
spring? Normally, I don't get the cube when I'm home alone, but
because I don't like food that much, my mom didn't think it was
that bad and forgot about the cube under the table. I didn't!
When she came home last night I was blue-because two of my
toes (on the right front paw) were stuck in the cube! My toes were
completely blue, too, when she got them out. (I think I had been
alone for one and a half hours.)
They (my toes of course!) got into the main hole and through to
the other hole (into the food)-you know, the hole that can be big
or small depending on how much your mom/dad likes to tease you
with your food.
Once my toes were in there, I got scared and tried to pull them
back, but couldn't. Mom had to get a hammer to break the cube
to get my toes out!
I didn't like being stuck-I tried to get loose by biting my paw
over and over again! Luckily, my mom came home and got me
loose. Just imagine: me-hurt and aggressive-biting her and
myself to get loose, and she yelling and screaming.
Maybe I should tell everyone that I normally stay very calm
when getting my nails cut and my ears and teeth cleaned.
But this time, Mom had to put my muzzle on just to get my
teeth away from the hammer.
Ok, I have long toes on my front paws, but not that long-so
take care, friends! It could happen to you too. Tell your moms
and dads that they need to take Buster Cubes away when you
are home alone.
-Love, the limping Wolf with missing fur on my front leg
and a bloody-red front paw
----------------------
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> but you already knew that.)
You're just upset on accHOWENTA here it is 4th of July and I
ain't fixin to spend the weekend with you in the "NoTell Motel"
in Yeehaw Junction, eh, mikey?
You wrote:
> Oh - I'll be easy to spot wearing my black Tae Kwon
> Do instructor's uniform - kinda hard to miss.
Mmmm, S-E-X-E-Y!
O.K., mikey. But FIRST, you gotta agree to a couple
THINGS to make The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard VERY VERY HAPPY!:
1. YOU MUST wear a flamin red tu tu over your black Tae
Kwon Doo Doo INSTRUCTOR uniform trHOWESERS
and a pink thong underneath.
2. YOU MUST wear bubble gum flavored lip gloss
3. YOU MUST wear light blue eye shadow with
a VERY THIN line of black eye liner.
4. YOU MUST wear a blue feather boa to match your eye
shadow.
5. YOU MUST wear faerie wings and carry a faerie wand.
6. You MUST wear a leather Harley Davidson cap and
gold lamay ballet slippers.
7. YOU MUST wear a princess crown on top of your black
leather Harley Davidson cap with jewels to match your
eye shadow.
8. YOU MUST SHAVE your entire body EXXXCEPT your legs.
9. YOU MUST wear a zippered face mask and hood with
standard ball gag. If you don't have WON, NO PROBLEMO.
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got WON
for you <{): - ) >
10. YOU MUST paint your arse red. If you can't find your arse,
*(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball) NO PROBLEMO,
mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will
do it for you.
11. YOU MUST sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while swi****ng your
butt. If you don't know all the words you can just squeal like a
pig to the tune while The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****,
Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
paints your arse red for you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
Your wife will think Pinka$$HOWE done it <{}: ~ ) >
> Let me know where and when you are ready to meet, coward.
O.K., mikey. HOWEver, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey SpHOWES And
Horsey Wizard gotta WARN YOU, HE LIKES IT ROUGH,
FAST and WET; and if it AIN'T ROUGH ENOUGH, HE
DON'T GET OFF FAST.
And if HE DON'T GET OFF FAST, REAL FAST, and REAL
WET, mikey, that means it weren't ROUGH ENOUGH... and
that'll make HIM GET MEAN <(): ~ ( >
REAL MEAN, mikey <() : - ( >
DON'T MAKE HIM GET MEAN, mikey <() : ~ ( >
That's HOWE COME the zippered mask an
ball gag will come in handy <{}'; ~ ) >
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got a other stipulatiHOWEN for
HOWER meetin for you to beat HIM
to a pulp for NOT HURTIN DOGS, mikey:
You gotta get a *** change operation. It ain't a big deal.
Ask michael ball a.k.a andrea beck for the details. If you
LIKE, I can do it for you when we meet <{}'; ~ ) >
Oh, an DON'T FORGET, you BETTER be wearin gold
satin ballet slippers, a red tu tu and black leather biker
cap, ball gag an zippered mask, blue feather boa and
princess crown to match your eye shadow and faerie
wings and faerie wand along with your S-E-X-Y black
tae quan do INSTRUCTORS UNIFORM, with pink
thong under all, mikey, otherWIZE The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic
Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret,
Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard JUST MIGHT
GET MEAN <{): ~ ( >
REAL MEAN <{}: ~ ( >
You know what to do, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will be
settin right here, stark ravin nekkid, waitin on you <{): ~ ) >
"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
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Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
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