HOWEDY Victek,
In the interest of clean engineering, I, Charley Sante *(Sante means
heelth, don't you know?) of KlysterEngineering *(please visit my site:
Klyster.Com [klyster means ENEMA, you know...]), will speak for
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic
Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard in repudiating janet boss, a pathetic miserable
stinkin rotten lyin animal murderin mental case who's been
on anti-psychotic medications for TWENTY YEARS.
"Victek" <Victek@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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"Janet Boss" <janet@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> In article <g4dmft$n2d$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> "Victek" <Victek@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> We recently acquire a 3.5 year old ****h Tsu - very sweet, loving dog,
but
>> does not tolerate being left alone.
> How does he exhibit his intolerance?
Probably alot LIKE THIS:
From: Janet B <ja...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 15:23:53 -0400
Subject: urinary leaking
Rudy has a vet appointment tomorrow afternoon,
but I thought I'd throw this out here anyway.
Rudy has excitement urination sometimes - if I spend too long before
coming into the house, he may flood his crate. This is generally only
if I've been gone over 4 hours. He does not have water in his crate.
Rudy sleeps through the night (10-6 or 7) and never has an issue with
leaking then. He is housebroken and waits until I let him out.
A few times over the last month, after I've been gone a bit over 5
hours, I've come home, let him out where he pees up a storm, then he
is fed, out again, maybe multiple times (for play, etc) and eliminates
normally. Then he naps. When he's sleeping, he leaks.
Baseball-Softball sized puddle generally. Yesterday, I as home with
him all day, gone for <2 hours in the early evening, and late in the
evening, right before bed, he leaked again while sleeping.
This doesn't strike me as an infection or even a sphincter issue, but
it has me puzzled. He has no idea he's doing it and it doesn't wake
him.
Any thoughts?
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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From: J1Boss (j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: housebreaking in a multi level home
Date: 2002-06-27 03:30:11 PST
> From: Rocky
> Nessa wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>> why does Franklin have to be on a leash?
>
> I think that Franklin's been naughty.
>
>--
>--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
and apparently pretty sneaky too -
can't figure this one out still!
FYI - He ingested a mystery sock.
Hadn't done that in well over a year.
When he was a puppy we were very lucky -
they went through or came up. We've done
"sock work" with him leaving them alone,
but mostly are pretty conscientious about
not making them available.
The risk is obviously too high. One of his
littermates beat him to the punch with the
same surgery, and his great grandfather had
this habit until he died at age 12.
My MIL was visiting (sockless!) and since he
wasn't with me every waking moment as usual
as a result, I can only imagine that the sock
presented itself somehow while she was with him.
He was a very, very sick dog. He had emergency
surgery on Monday, but was home by Tuesday - we
lucked out that the sock had advanced enough that
they didn't need to cut the bowel.
Once he was opened, they were able to manipulate
the sock out his rectum. He thinks he's fine, so
the leash is very necessary! He's got about a foot
of staples on his tummy, and this was a very
expensive sock!
Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAA~!~!~!
FRANKLIN and JANET, ACT II
From: J1Boss (j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: What can I do if I can't afford a behaviorist?
Date: 2002-06-27 05:20:30 PST
> From: diddy d...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Some dogs are really adept at getting
> out of things, even the impossible.
Yes indeed. I crated Franklin when I had to
leave yesterday. He's post surgical and needs
to be confined and rest/kept safe.
He is used to crates, has not problem with
them and does not "escape" (mesh crates, wire
crates, etc - he takes them all in stride,
whether strange places or at home).
When I got home, both dogs greeted me at the
door. He had managed to bend the clips on the
end panel of his metal crate (General Cage 204)
and squeeze out the top/side of the end panel
that has the door. The door was securely closed.
THAT was NOT a good thing to do with a foot of
staples in your tummy. He hadn't done it before -
but he's not his usual self obviously.
We won't be trying that again any time soon!
Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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Subject: The crate escape - my brilliant puppy!
1 From: Janet B
Date: Wed, Apr 5 2006 7:44 am
Email: Janet B j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Rudy came to stay with us, I got tired of running
into an open crate door, so I bought a new crate, with a
door that folds up and in. "can't be opened from the inside"
says the ad. I always looked at these and hought "right",
but for the last few months (yes, folks, it's been 3.5 months)
it has worked great.
Until Monday.
That's when Mr Smarty-pants decided he knew how
to open it. And greeted us at the door after 6+ hours
of freedom.
A chewed wastebasket lid and a puddle inside the
front door (he loses it if very excited and yesterday
morning I found evidence that a smallish dog had
apparently "visited" right outside my full view front
door) was all that was wrong.
So yesterday, when I left for a short errand, I made
sure to clip the door closed securely. And once again
came home to an unconfined puppy.
So, today, the crate will get clips on the door to ensure
this doesn't happen again. I need him to learn that he
shouldn't let himself out.
But it looks like he's going to be allowed house freedom
within a few days, and since he'll be 9 months old on
Monday, that'll be the day.
I'll take the next few days to put some shoes away and
check out other things he may be interested in, and get
out the bitter apple.
My house is not exactly the neatest place in the world,
and there's a lot of stuff that may be too available and
interesting. We shall see.
My puppy is growing up and too smart for his own good!
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
From: lucyaa...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sun, Dec 4 2005 3:26 am
Email: lucyaa...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
B wrote:
> On 1 Dec 2005 10:55:42 -0800, "sighthounds & siberians"
> <greyho...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, clicked their heels and said:
> > Oh, please. You're asking Lucy to understand that a behavior can be
> > genetic in a dog, which IMO is asking a great deal.
Yeah, what do I know about genetically determined behavior? At
some point in the evolution of Franklin's breed a mutation occurred
that determined a propensity for sock-swallowing; and, considering
the fact that this acquired behavior conferred such an evolutionary
advantage to the breed, natural selection favored it all the time until
it was passed on to Franklin's parents and grandparents, and hopefully
to Franklin's offspring, so that such a valuable trait wouldn't, God
forbid, be lost due to some other random mutation quirk. Nice how
genetics work, in Sally's world!
> >It's ironic that Lucy (whose tone from the get-go is much more
sarcastic
> >and confrontational than would seem warranted) should reappear just
now,
> >isn't it?
"Ironic?" About as ironic as any random event, and
as probable as a dog being born with a taste for socks.
> > Mustang Sally
> oh I know, and I fed the troll.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, good-hearted Janet!
I was STARVING!
But - can you tell me what exactly is it that makes me
a troll, when posting on topic on a dog behavior matter?
> Even they need treats once in awhile, no? OK - maybe not! The holiday
> spirit must have gotten the better of me.
Yes, Janet, you're way too good. Don't let it become a habit, though
-
you might find it difficult next time when having
to use your pretty choke collar on a dog.
Lucy
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From: <DelusionalDimensionsRecoveryDDR>
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 11:55:56 -0400
Subject: Re: How do i stop my dog from barking?
HOWEDY janet you pathetic miserable stinkin rotten
lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable mental case and professional
dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
"Janet Boss" <ja...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> In article <47f1e72d.2321...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> gunilla.fagerholm@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Gunilla
> Fagerholm) wrote:
>> So what is the best way to teach not to bark in the countryside?
BINACA bethFIST'S DEAD DOG Kavik DIED from
barking hisself to death while she was on vacation <{}: ~ ( >
Here's PROFESSIONAL TRAINER BINACA bethFIST'S
posted case history of Kavik's THREE YEARS of life bein
jerked choked shocked and sprayed in the eyes with Binaca:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.med.veterinary/msg/fa90f506f10d32dd
>> He never does it in town!
janet got NO advice for this problem:
"J1Boss" <j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
On 6 Feb 2006 17:41:08 GMT, Mary Healey
<mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, clicked their heels and said:
> Does that include tone of voice? Some tools are easier
> to ban than others.
yes - screaming banshees are told to shut up! And I
always have to remind spouses that they may NOT do the
"honey - you're supposed to be doing it like THIS"......
--
Janet B
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
> How much exercise does he get?
That's IRELEVENT, janet. Your own DEAD DOG Franklin
DIED from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE.
And your REPLACEMENT dog Rudy is following suit <{}: ~ ( >
"Janet Boss" <ja...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> In article <13tdvmj9calq...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, "BethI****"
> <bethi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> Thats just so freaking annoying. Its past morning. I must know whats
>> going on.
> Sorry - I had to leave the house at 12:30 and just got home at 6.
> Good news is that he doesn't have diabetes. Bad news is it's pointing
to
> congenital kidney defect.
> We're doing a repeat of the BUN and Creatinine test on Thursday, this
time
> with a 10-12 hour fast. We're also going to do a specific gravity on
> first thing of the morning urine, to see if he's concentrating the urine
> overnight when he's not drinking water. I have notes, but basically the
> blood work showed the BUN and Creatinine as just over high normal, and
the
> urine was high on something -
> I have to look and remember what.
> The step after that is an ultrasound to see what we're dealing with,
> kidney wise.
> The really F***ing bad news is that if this is what it is, there's not a
> damn thing that can be done except take it one day at a time and now
that
> we'll face renal failure at some point. The fact that he's having this
> problem at only 2 is not a particularly promising sign.
> F***ING PUPPYMILLS!
> I'll post whenever I know more and have any more meaningful results.
> Thanks to all for the concern and thoughts. --
> Janet Boss www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
Google Results: 2,660,000 for KIDNEY "RENAL
FAILURE" OR "KIDNEY DISEASE" STRESS
Results: 288,000 for KIDNEY "RENAL FAILURE"
OR "KIDNEY DISEASE" EMOTIONAL STRESS
Results: 249,000 for "oxidative stress" KIDNEY OR
RENAL OR CONGENITAL "AUTOIMMUNE"
"I do use a variety of collars when training dogs. I'm
not a big fan of CHAIN chokes, because I don't find
them easy to fit properly. I prefer nylon slip collars in
general, will never connect a leash to a buckle ID collar,
and find prong collars to be very, very useful training tools.
Rudy is going to start learning the e-collar this week.
I'm sure you'll NOT hear screams from across the pond.
--
Janet B
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
> Not by running around barking, but focused exercise (fetch work,
> obedience training, etc)?
Oh? You mean there are different VALUES to
different kinds of EXXXORCISE, janet?
CITES PLEASE?
> As you know Flatcoats are not couch potatoes,
That's a load of CRAP, janet. The original poster's Flatcoat
*IS* a "couch potatoE" when he's livin in the city. Your own
Flatcoat, Franklin, was HYPERACTIVE and HOWETA
CON-TROLL, just like his replacement, Rudy <{}: ~ ( >
> at least not until they've been well exercised.
THAT'S ABSURD, janet. Dogs DO NOT NEED
EXXXCESSIVE EXXXORCISE to CON-TROLL
temperament and behavior problems.
In my own forty sumpthin years PROFESSIONAL EXXXPERIENCE
specializing in temperament and behavior problems I've NEVER
recommended a student EXXXORCISE their dogs to relieve STRESS
or CON-TROLL temperament and behavior problems <{}: ~ ( >
> He may also be associating your outdoor activity with fun outdoor
> activities he doesn't get while living in the city.
Could be, janet. HOWE then, would *YOU* recommend
he change that behavior? YOU GOT NO ADVICE, do you.
Oooops~! PARDON ME~! I ALMOST FORGOT:
"Loop the lead (it's basically a GIANT nylon or leather
choke collar) over his snarly little head, and give him a
stern correction" --Janet Boss
http://tinyurl.com/5m6ppt
"J1Boss" <j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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He was next to me and I could see his neck
muscles pulsing. He didn't even blink an eye.
Janet Boss
"sionnach" <rhyfe...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "J1Boss" <j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> > > I can't imagine needing anything higher than a 5 with it, even with
an
> > > insensitive dog like a Lab.
An INSENSITIVE DOG???
> > I can't remember what model of Innotek I have, but I had a pointer
> > ignore a neck-muscle-pulsing 9.
Do you think the citronella collar is CRUEL
cause the SMELL LINGERS after the dog's
been sprayed in the face and the dog won't
know HOWE COME IT was MACED?
janet CONtinues:
> > My dogs are not human children wearing fur- they are DOGS. I don't
have
> > anything against electronic bark collars, but they should be used in
> > conjunction with actually working at training your dog(s).
They're DUMB ANIMALS these MENTALLY ILL LYING
DOG ABUSERS HURT INTIMIDATE and MURDER.
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"J1Boss" <j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
On 6 Feb 2006 17:41:08 GMT, Mary Healey
<mhhea...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
clicked their heels and said:
> Does that include tone of voice? Some tools are easier
> to ban than others.
yes - screaming banshees are told to shut up! And I
always have to remind spouses that they may NOT do the
"honey - you're supposed to be doing it like THIS"......
--
Janet B
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
========
Janet B wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:44:14 -0500, Janet B
> <j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, clicked their heels and said:
> Since you quoted me repeatedly, where does it say I beat dogs, choke
dogs,
> scream at dogs, etc? Thanks for your clarification.
responding to my own post, I had to go back and look
at the original post, to remind myself what "we" are all
accused of doing:
"screaming, choking,
shocking, pinching, beating
the living crap out of your dogs"
Scream? no
Choke? no
Shock? e-collars are a lot more sophisticated than that
Pinch? if you want to classify a momentary discomfort
by a prong collar, go ahead, but unless you have first
hand experience with one, your opinion means nothing
Beat the living crap out of? hardly - no hitting exists
===============
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
"Loop the lead (it's basically a GIANT nylon or leather
choke collar) over his snarly little head, and give him a
stern correction" --Janet Boss
http://tinyurl.com/5m6ppt
lying frosty dahl writes:
"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less
tractable dogs may require you to progress to striking
them more sharply.
With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'
Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the
stick. Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to
the dummy.
Repeat, varying how hard you hit the dog,
Now you are ready to progress to what most
people think of as force-fetching: the ear pinch.
Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent
that resisting your will fades in im****tance.
but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their
efforts to escaping the ear pinch
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell
instead of your thumb;
even get a studded collar and pinch the ear against that
Say "fetch" while pressing the dummy
against its lips and pinching its ear.
if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.
Try pinching the ear between the metal casing
and the collar, even the buckle on the collar.
Persist! Eventually, the dog will give in"
--------------------
"Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.
"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know Jack
Wouldn't Have Done It If He Thought Solo Couldn't
Take It. I Still Crate Him Because Otherwise I Fear
He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.
captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."
"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.
"Reliable Punishment Cycles, Different Thresholds To Pain
And Punishment, High Tolerance For Correction, Escalation
Of Correction To A Level Where The Dog Yelps When You
Punish Him, Thus Making The Experience One Which The
Dog Will Want To Avoid In The Future," grant teeboon, RAAF.
On 26 Jun 2005 10:52:42 -0700, lucyaa...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> What does the "choke" in the "choke chain" stand for, then?
> Lucy
one reason I call them slip collars. Their is a correction involved,
and while it causes momentary discomfort, does not choke the dog.
OTOH, it is CAPABLE fo being used to do that, should a situation
warrant it.
--
Janet B
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From: "Deltones" <vibrov...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 2 Dec 2005 10:55:41 -0800
Subject: Re: In defense of Jerry Howe's methods
Mary Healey wrote:
> I'm still asking for 5 original posts from people here at least 5 years
to
> sup****t your initial contention (NOT HURTING DOGS TO TRAIN THEM).
You're 0 for 2, so far.
That's 2 in 2 as far as I'm concerned but hey, if you insist. I'm
really curious to see what will be the justification this time. So
far we have:
Limited choking? Hey, it's limited, As
Neo would say: Woah, there is no choke.
Dogs pumped full of prozac? Hey, they're trippin
man. Remember Woodstock. Euh.... Woodwhat?
E-Collar? I'm sure some of you will come up with: But my
dog look so pretty with an electrified perm. Swoooon.
So on with the fun. Taken from the "Collars" thread,
started by Perry Templeton June 20 2005
Denis
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And here's another one from the same author, taken from the same thread:
167. Janet B
Jun 21, 12:03 pm show options
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:40:11 +0100, "Alison"
<Ali...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, wrote:
> I'm just wondering why you had to use choke chains to train"your dogs
> especially as they are so small.
Oh geez - let's see - how many JRTs act like alligators
at the end of a leash? I personally prefer prong collars.
----------------
Let's go for the hat trick with the same author, taken from the same
thread:
141. Janet B
Jun 27, 10:01 pm
I don't use choke chains. Not quite true - I use a jeweler's hex link
on Franklin at times - it's puuuuuurty. I know the "sound" thing
and all, and when training a dog in a non-group setting, that sound
may be a factor, but I think it fails in the context of a group class.
So, I prefer the better fitting nylon slip collars, and very often,
pinch collars (small link unless it's a freaky dog, then they need
the milder medium link).
But I use e-collars too. With one of my dogs and with some clients.
For cir***stances where a physical collar and leash is not the right
answer. I'm sure Lucy has no clue what THAT means!
--
Janet B
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Here's janet's PARTNER:
"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofa*****.
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."
"BethF" <b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
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Kyle, FWIW, i thought it was pretty funny,
and i often call my little dog the turd, because
he is one. Some folks think its HORRRIBLE i
would insult my dog like that so i guess its just a
matter of personality.
Kyle, the best way to teach him to stay away is to
step on him once. Seriously.
"Whatever Motivates The Dog, But I Daresay Most
Of The Dogs I Have In Cl***** Just Aren't That
Interested In Praise."
"BethF" <d...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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Maybe that's what we should do - hold back the dobie
girl so that Izzy can put Simon in his place.
"After Numerous Training Cl*****, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago
Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness," mustang sally.
"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me.
I volunteered as assistant to the euthanasia
tech at our local shelter for a while, and
I know a bit about overpopulation and unwanted
animals.
This however has nothing at all to do with
responsible breeders, because responsible
breeders don't contribute to that problem,"
Mustang Sally.
> Work on his general obedience
What part of your OBEDIENCE TRAINING teaches "QUIET"??
Here's your own REAL LIFE IN PERSON "student" nessa:
Subject: Night time barking.. Help needed
1 From: Nessa
Date: Wed, Sep 18 2002 5:50 am
Email: Nessa <use...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Morning all,
Bagel and Hannah are doing well except for
night time barking in the house for play time.
Problem is it that when I am trying to sleep esp.
between 1 and 5. I CAN'T just let them bark it
out (because if I could it's no biggie and I can
sleep through it).
My problem is that my next door neighbors (I live in
a townhouse) don't appreciate it (and I can't blame them).
If they are very tired after a day at the park they tend
to sleep better but I can't get them to the park now
everyday because it gets dark earlier. I try to let them
run around a bit in the neighborhood with other dogs
but it's not enough.
oh that is when the owners and I are standing there.
we try to let them all play under supervision.
I can live with the banging (as Bagel slams Hannah
into the wall or Hannah throws one of her bones down
the uncarpeted steps and they waterfall down the steps
(there is no other way to describe dogs running down
wooden steps)
I know a tired dog is a good dog. I just don't know
what to do to hold off the barking. I know they are
playing and all I can think of is the line from the kids
book Go Dog Go (one of my favorites) is:
Now it is night
Sleep dogs sleep
(btw the drawing is of all these dogs sleeping in a big bed
on the pillows like humans with their party hats on)
I'm at the point where I am considering a soft muzzle to
prevent parking. Someone has offered the use of the
shock collar to teach no bark but I don't want to do that.
I'm too sleep deprived to do anything much.
HELP!!
Nessa
--
I don't have issues
I have subscriptions
www.nessa.info
2 From: J1Boss
Date: Wed, Sep 18 2002 7:48 am
Email: j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(J1Boss)
Nessa wrote:
> Problem is it that when I am trying to sleep esp. between 1 and 5. I
> CAN'T just let them bark it out (because if I could it's no biggie and I
> can sleep through it).
What the (*&(*)(* are they doing awake between 1 and 5?
> I can live with the banging (as Bagel slams Hannah into the wall or
Hannah
> throws one of her bones down the uncarpeted steps and they waterfall
down
> the steps (there is no other way to describe dogs running down wooden
> steps)
Baby gate. Door.
Do NOT let them wander the house getting
more charged up.
> I'm too sleep deprived to do anything much. HELP!!
Nessa - I would seriously consider why these dogs
are up at 1-5 and even thinking they CAN be! They
need to be confined to your room, told firmly to knock
it off, and have that backed up with some sort of
correction if they don't.
If all else fails, tether then away from each other, but
honestly, if they aren't responsive to you telling them
to cut it out, we're back to the "bigger issues" problem.
Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
Maybe she can't scream at her dogs at night?
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
nessa CONtinues:
> A few weeks ago it started at 5:30 am and it has become increasingly
> earlier until this morning he started at 4:00. Ignoring him has proven
to
> be futile, as has calming him down and rewarding him with a treat and,
as
> a last resort, spraying him with water from a plant sprayer.
> This morning I even put him in his crate and took him into the bathroom
> with me as I prepared for work (normally he stays in a x-pen in the
> kitchen) but he only calmed down for a few minutes before the whining
> began again.
A 1 year old should be hanging out with you. Overnight,
around the house, and heck, even neat the bathroom while
you get ready for work..
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
Subject: Puppy license expires
1 From: Nessa
Date: Fri, Jul 26 2002 5:57 am
Email: Nessa <use...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Yep, she is pretty much housebroken so I let her
out of the crate at night to sleep with me. But last
night, while I was asleep she ATE MY GL*****.
It's my fault, I left them on the night table (where I
always leave them) so I could see when I got up.
I needed a new pair but I wanted to be able to get
them without having to miss work. Now, poof here
I am gl*****less. thank goodness we have 1 hour
glass makers pretty close by.
Well she's crated now until this chewing phase is over.
Hannah will be 5 months old next week. Any advice
on how to deal with this other than the standard, no bite,
here chew this, crating, etc.
Nessa
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> and give him a job when you're in the country and I think you'll see a
big
> change.
You think he can train his dog to work for a deaf person?
From: Nessa (use...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Where we stand/sit/down/leave it Now
Date: 2003-09-17 14:14:51 PST
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 15:16:04 -0400,
Charlie Wilkes wrote (in message
<6dchmvc41uetv229f7249jh60k6881i...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
> Yes, it's a huge improvement over shoving them in crates at night. But
why
> does Bagel have to be leashed?
because he will wander the area (room if i close
the door or house if i don't) and pee and bark all
night long. but i said that already you must not
be reading for comprehension.
--
Nessa
=========
> A wonderful breed,
"BREED" got NUTHIN to do with behavior, janet:
A DOG Is A DOG;
As A KAT Is A KAT;
As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
As A GOAT Is A GOAT;
As A FERRET Is A FERRET;
As A MONKEY Is A MONKEY;
As A HORSE Is A HORSE;
As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES;
As A Mass Murderer Is A Mass Murderer.
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
> but one that needs something to DO before they can nap.
THAT'S INSANE, janet. In fact, when I work with "hyperactive"
dogs I keep them WELL RESTED so their hyperactive behaviors
are available to be TRAINED <{}: ~ ) >
Here's your own SUCCESSES "trainin" dogs:
From: Nessa (ladybug0...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Sad News.. I need someone
to take my dogs
Date: 2003-08-26 09:55:03 PST
well I'm not BLAMING my job it's ONE of MANY
things that I'm considering.
As for returning them to their respective shelters,
I don't want to split them up and I'm not going to
give them to just anyone. Possibly because I am
doing everything I can to keep them and drag this
mess out as long as possible in hopes that it will
work out.
=============
BWEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Here's janet boss and her REAL LIFE IN PERSON
"students" paul and his RESCUE dog Muttley whom
she wanted to MURDER:
Subject: Muttley: Now a question of Life or Death
"Paul E. Schoen" <pst...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
It is a shame that Muttley will probably be put
down (his appointment is next Wednesday),
Subject: Muttley: Now a question of Life or Death
"Paul E. Schoen" <pst...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
Hello everyone:
If you have followed some of my posts, you know
something about the ongoing story of Muttley, the
large GSD/Chow dog I have been trying to adopt
or place in a better home.
I will add a bit more history later in this post.
Last Tuesday, toward the end of Janet's obedience
class, Muttley and I had just finished fairly successfully
performing a sit/stay/come routine, and then he was
sitting by my side.
The final routine was to be a "down", which Muttley
has had some difficulty with, and frankly I have not
had the time to work with him much on that.
I was kneeling at his side, trying to hold his collar
while pu****ng his front legs down to the position,
while he resisted. Suddenly he lunged, knocking
me over onto the parking lot, and I lost grip of the
leash as I reflexively broke my fall.
Muttley took the op****tunity to attack a young black
male Lab to my left, and it was a very brutal attack.
Janet and the instructors tried to gain control, and as
soon as I could get to my feet I grabbed the leash and
pulled him off.
That was the end of the class, and the other dog,
Bernie, was taken to an animal hospital for treatment.
When everyone had left, Janet counseled me about
what should be done about Muttley.
She said this was more than ordinary aggression,
and only intensive (and expensive) one on one
training would have any chance at working, and
in any case, he was not suited to group training.
She advised me that Muttley could be dangerous,
and she recommended that he be euthanized.
"They can't all be saved".
<snip>
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Subject: Muttley: Now a question of Life or Death
"Paul E. Schoen" <pst...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
<snip>
If I did not have to worry about my cat, I would
probably keep him, and I am certain I could avoid
any more dangerous episodes. I probably would
not have taken him to obedience cl***** at this time
if that was not such a difficult issue, and if people
here had not essentially shamed me into doing so.
Then he would only be a bratty dog with a mind of
his own, but he would not have been identified as
dangerous.
--------------------------
BWEEEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Here's janet's REAL LIFE IN PERSON "student" paul:
#2 - 6/05/07
>> When I was training him under Janet's supervision I was instructed to
>> give it a ? firm yank as a correction.
> I advised you to use a prong collar, not give firm yanks on a chain
choke
> collar. I hate the things.
>> She was able to get his attention with just a quick tug, but I had to
>> yank on it hard enough to lift him off his feet to get him to respond.
>> Looking back now, I think it was based on his fear, which he had for
her
>> (as an unknown), but not for me (whom he had learned to trust).
> He wasn't afraid of me. He knew I was a confident trainer. Fear has no
> place in dog training, as I told you THEN. Janet
It seems to me that applying stern corrections, by
popping a choker chain, prong collar, or whatever,
is a way to ensure compliance by instilling a fear
of further punishment.
Sure, if it is administered very consistently
by a confident trainer, the dog soon learns
to obey. There was no positive reinforcement,
so what remains is negative.
Also, I recall the time you were going to show me
how I could get Muttley to take his rawhide treat
from me without lunging for it. When you offered
it to him, he refused to take it. This IMHO is likely
a fear behavior.
Things have changed a lot since then, and I have
learned a lot, and Muttley has settled down quite
a bit. I probably still give him too much freedom
to think on his own, but that's just my way of
doing things, and that's probably not going to
change much. He may never win an obedience
medal, but I don't think he is dangerously out
of control, either.
Paul and Muttley
"I thought I was told that the way to get the dog to go
down was to make him sit and then step on the leash.
That was awkward and didn't seem to work.
I will confess that I only tried the "down" position
once or twice at home, and I also often used it
instead of "Off" when I wanted him to stop
jumping on me or elsewhere I didn't want him to be.
I had to give him corrections every few seconds,
and also just about kick him, to keep him at my
left side.
Muttley is really a very sweet and loving dog, but
he needs more socialization with other dogs. However,
it is very likely that I will have him put down in a week."
Subject: Muttley: Now a question of Life or Death
"Paul E. Schoen" <pst...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
It is a shame that Muttley will probably be put
down (his appointment is next Wednesday),
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THAT'S quite a SUCCESS STORY, ain't it, janet?
HERE'S HOWE COME:
Subject: Re: redirected aggression
Date: 4/11/07
"Janet Boss" <ja...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:janet-730AB8.17321511042007@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
seems I have been dealing with this a bit lately.
Dog to dog and dog to person,, with dogs who are
obviously overstimulated by what's in front of them.
What's in front of them varies from people at the door
to dogs in their path or directly in their face. The dogs
in question all have very poor self control.
I have dog(s) with not-so-great-natural self control,
so it's something we constantly work on. We don't
have redirected stuff going on, because we have enough
obedience to avoid it.
While I know that's the big answer for the dogs in
question as well, I'm curious what things people have
found useful to redirect/focus/gain attention from
drivey dogs or just very distracted of over-the-top dogs.
We're having success with my recommendations, but I'm
always open to something novel that may be the hot ticket.
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
BWEEEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
SEE?
BWEEEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
Subject: Training...
1 From: Nessa
Date: Wed, Jun 12 2002 9:45 pm
Email: Nessa <use...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
well both my kids are asleep one on my left and
one on my right. Bagel has taken to running away
every chance he gets now so I have to be ever vigilant.
I have tried every type of collar around. Flat Buckle,
nylon lobster claw slip collar, harness, gentle leader.
Yesterday I watched him on a prong collar.
I SWORE I would NEVER use a prong collar.
He willingly sits to have it put on (as opposed
to fighting me when I put on the gentle leader).
He is no longer pulling on the leash when we walk.
Currently he is doing his 30 minute quiet period
next to my chair with it on since he is leashed and
he is out like a light. So is Hannah.
I tried to find them a place to play off leash tonight
since Bagel has become a happy wanderer and I
couldn't find a safe place so they didn't get as much
play as any of us would like.
I am doing my training with Janet and I am so happy.
Bagel did his sit downs tonight without much fuss and
Hannah watched from the crate. Then we let Hannah
do about 5 minutes of sit and down.
She's getting good at them.
I have been rewarding with treats and tonite I didn't
and they still did what I told them to do. with Bagel
on my left with his head facing front and Hannah on
my right with her head facing back I feel like I have
the most beautiful bookends in the world.
Life with a dog..... PRICELESS
Nessa
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Subject: I went away for the weekend... big mistake
1 From: Nessa -
Date: Sun, Jul 21 2002 9:58 pm
Email: Nessa <use...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
I went away for the weekend and I think my
dog walker will never speak to me again.
Bagel escaped from the kitchen and ate about 10
pounds of puppy food and proceeded to deposit it
all over my house.
He esp. liked my living room sofa which was my
mothers as he pulled some cu****ons off of it and
literally stood on it and peed.
Yes I know my dog has issues and I know I need help.
I think my poor dog walker needs therapy now.
It was a rough dog weekend for her and not
just with my kids.
I didn't know until the last minute I was going
away and NEXT time, the furbabies will go to
furbaby camp for the weekend.
It was too much for them.
Well live and learn.
Meanwhile, I'm still glad I went on retreat.
My house will survive as things are not im****tant.
Hannah still loves me and Bagel will talk
to me in a few days.....
Nessa
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From: Janet Boss <ja...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:39:43 -0400
Subject: Re: the one-dog two-dog dilemma
In article <fb464s$uc...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
Shelly <she...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> hat was a sing that I should be committed. I have a feeling that, as
crazy
> as multiple retrievers might be, it pales in comparison to multiple
> Boxers. It's not a theory I'd personally care to test, though.
Me neither! Yes, we don't have the sock thing with Rudy
thank goodness. He keeps me just as worried with lumps
(cells from one are out for biopsy now), has been a poop
eater (past tense) and has his urinary issue.
Their "joie de vivre" is pretty similar though!
They're actually very good at being rugs
when in the house and it's just me/us.
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Re: Dog Training - Common House Training Problems
In article 8vebt39mfcscgo3d138t0vshtth75uo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Maximus <molos...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
Jerry,
Your Wits' End Training Method Manual has been a huge hit
with me and my website visitors. I don't know Howe you do
it but your methods are solid and they work. The members of
www.molosserdogs.com love it.
All the best.
Re: Dog Training - Common House Training Problems
"Janet Boss" <ja...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:janet-898263.18060110032008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Jerry,
Congratulations! You are a *******WINNER*******
You and your spam, combined with your responding to
the loon, have earned you a permanent place in my killfile!
Isn't it great to win things on the internet?
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
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OR DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?:
From: Janet B
Date: Fri, Mar 3 2006 6:27 pm
On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:13:32 GMT, Robin Nuttall
<robi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, clicked their heels and said:
> Here's the theory. The only people who think Jerry makes sense are those
> with the same mental problems as Jerry. I.e., it takes a loon to
> understand a loon.
I do believe you've hit the nail on the head, Robin.
Getting back to the subject line, I started using the e-collar with
Rudy today. He's hit adolescence and is so engrossed in munching
sticks, flirting with the Dobe ***** behind us, etc, that his recall
has become a bit inadequate. Now then, I can go out to him, call
him, and he's fine with that.
He comes, sits front, I food reward, and all is right with the world.
Only he really needs to come from the back of the yard with me at
the back door, 100'+ away. I tapped him on ~12 (Dogtra 1200) and
he perked up and recalled beautifully.
Did it again at a point where he was in the bushes and totally focused
on something. He came happily, tail wagging, and got a food reward
as well. Since then, he has just recalled, no tap given.
We'll be using it daily, especially at his most challenging times
of day (the post-dinner Dobe shmoozing). I'll be teaching it to
DH now, since Rudy rarely recalls to him in a reasonable amount
of time, and he handles it poorly.
We need to keep endearing the Rude-man to him after all!
--
Janet B
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From: J1Boss (j1b...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Allstate won't insure my house due to dangerous breed
Date: 1999/01/11
My homeowner's policy DID pay over $2300 to cover
automobile damage for the person who killed my dog
recently.
My rates don't change, I'm not dropped,
my dogs weren't questioned.
Perhaps there is more to the "judgement" criteria than meets the eye.
Janet Boss<BR>
Best Friends Dog Obedience<BR>
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
"Read your question for the obvious answer"
> My insurance company paid over $2300 to fix someone's car after my dog
was
> hit and killed. If the car had hit a deer, the car owner's insurance
> would have had to pay. The leash law in my county meant that even
without
> INTENTIONAL off leash cir***stances, the car driver had a right to
> compensation from my homeowner's insurance, even though he was very much
> speeding. Janet Boss Best Friends Dog Obedience "Nice Manners for the
> Family Pet" Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
> www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
There you were bragging to somebody else about how good your
allstate insurance was. That your rates didn't change, even though
you paid somebody $2300 for killing your dog.
You were happy about that.
Happy you didn't have to pay for it out of your own pocket.
Feelin' pretty good about yourself and your choice in insurers.
You were happy your rates didn't change. You were happy you
weren't dropped. You were happy your (remaining) dogs weren't
"questioned" by your all powerful insurance company which you
work so hard to remain in good favor of.
Janet Boss
Nice surgery for the Family Pet due to Incompetent training
Run over my dog and I'll pay you.
have a nice day starving your dogs so people will think
you are a "responsible" dog owner.
Janet.
--
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"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
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