Hello DelusionalDimensionsRecoveryDDR,
I didn't believe you at first, until I read mikey's reply.
What a pathetic "dog abusin coward", as you say.
It seems only "lyin dog abusin cowards" post here.
I don't think I need to ask any dog behavior questions here.
Thanks for the warning.
Oh, and thank you for your FREE manual.
Yours,
Charley Sante,
CleanEngineering
KlysterEngineering@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:g3ues9$6nh$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
> you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin
> animal murderin child an spHOWES abusin punk thug
> coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
> case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
>
> <mdufort@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>
news:e41f7bc6-d41e-488f-88e5-05baa0c38b9e@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> On Jun 25, 12:20 pm,
>> "Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory"
>>
<Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laborat...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> wrote:
>>> From: <snip>
>>> To: Jerry Howe
>>>
<human_and_animal_behaviour_forensic_sciences_research_laborat...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>> Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:31:00 -0400
>>> Subject: Sociology (or Psychology)?
>>>
>>> HOWEDY M,
>>>
>>> > Hi.
>>> > I was just going through recent filtered mail, and found a virus
>>> > warning from <snip> that had your provocative e-mail address.
>>>
>>> I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Lying
>>> Piece of Human Garbage Ever To Exist On Planet Earth. <{}: ~ ) >
>>
>> He has a point there!
>
> INDEEDY. And you proved it again, mikey. THANK YOU~!
>
>> Bravo!
>
> LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ) >
>
>>> Oh, and don't laugh, I'm serious about all that. You'll find my
>>> posting history on Google News Groups rec.pets.dogs.behavior,
>>> I-want-to-f*ckADonkey.com, alt.med.veterinary, rec.pets.dogs.health
>>> etc., where I've IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED, DISCREDITED and
>>> made so much stuff up you would be AMAZED at HOWE crazy I am!
>
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard's forums
> are FAMILY news groups, mikey <{}: ~ ( >
>
>> Yes indeed!
>
> Then HOWE COME you FHOWEL them so, mikey??
>
>>> > I'm teaching Sociology over summer school; just fini****ng first
>>> > session, starting second session Thursday. Do you have anything
>>> > you'd like to share, add, tell me about?
>>>
>>> You MAY have just GOT LUCKY~! Because YOU TOO MUST
>>> BE a LYING, DOG ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD LIKE
>>> YOUR PALS HERE!
>
> HOWE COME you gotta FALSIFY what you "quote", mikey?
>
>> I hear ya!
>>
>>> Although I work predominantely with behavior problems in critters
>>> I've found the same problems occur in humans and children:
>
>> Unfortunately for me, I'm entirely insane and don't
>> have a clue what I'm talking about.
>
> WHO'S INSANE, mikey?
>
> THIS is what we was talkin abHOWET, mikey:
>
> "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
> Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
> A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
> But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
> "CourteHOWES Canine."
>
> "I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
> your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
> as possible. What does this mean?
>
> When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
> spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
> away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
> ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
> --Mike Dufort
> author of the zero selling book
> "CourteHOWES Canines"
>
>>> A DOG Is A DOG; unless you understand the differences in dogs.
>
> You mean, understand WHEN an HOWE to HURT INTIMIDATE
> an MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critter, mikey?
>
>>> ALL Critters Only Respond In
>>> PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
>>> INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways; Unless you
>>> understand animals, in which case, disregard my message.
>>> To Situations And Cir***stances Of Their Environment
>>> Which We Create For Them.
>>>
>>> You GET The Critter You TRAINED
>>>
>>> In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
>>> FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
>>> SAME SAME SAME SAME,
>>> For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS. So what
>>> I'm saying is your child will die if you don't listen to
>>> me!
>
> But DON'T let the puppy play with the TOY YOU RECOMMENDED:
>
> unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>> Quick advice:
>
> "I'd tell you the actual name of the product but one large canine has
> scratched it off. It's about 6 inches wide all around and red in
> color (and looks like a big die). Check out your local pet store for
> one - if it works with your dog, you'll love the antics he performs
> to get the food (and you'll love the attention he devotes to the
> toy); if he doesn't like it, get another one and use them for craps
> (the dice game...not what comes out of your dog).
>
> (Update - read this for a word of caution on this toy). Mike"
>
> Even the TOY you "recommended" which you COULDN'T
> RECOMMEND on accHOWENT of you don't know the
> name of it, is dangerHOWES.
>
> BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
>
> Hey mikey? HOWE abHOWET the folks who ALREADY GOT
> THEIR DOG DEAD thanks to your NAMELESS TOY, eh mikey???
>
> BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAA!!!
>
> Let's NOT talk abHOWET your "trainin" advice, mikey on
> accHOWENTA EVEN YOUR "TOY" advice is dangerHOWES,
> mikey <{) : ~ ) >
>
>>> HOWE about THAT?
>
> INDEED.
>
> HOWE abHOWET THAT, eh, mikey??
>
>>> Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
>>> We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
>>> And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
>>> And TEACH PEOPLE BS when we don't knHOWE
>>> HOWE to teach
>
> You're a lyin dog child spHOWES abuser
> and animal murderin coward, mikey.
>
>>> The Methods, Principles And Philosophy Of Behavior
>>> Never Change,
>>> Or They'd Not Be Scientific
>>> And Could Not Obtain
>>> Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective, Safe Results
>>> For All Handler's And All Critters,
>>> And ALL Behaviors
>>> In ALL FIELDS And ALL UTILITIES,
>>> ALL OVER The Whole Wild World,
>>> NEARLY INSTANTLY,
>>> As Taught In Your Own FREE Copy Of
>>> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
>>> A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
>>> M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C
>>> G-R-A-N-D
>>> A-S-S-H-O-L-E
>>> M-A-S-T-E-R
>>> Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey
>>> SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard's
>>> 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
>>> INSTANTLY UNSUCCESSFUL
>>> ***FREE***
>>> WWW Wits' End Dog, Child, Kat, Goat, Ferret, Monkey
>>> SpHOWES And Horsey
>>> Training Method Manual That No One Wants <{) ; ~ )>
>
> Won't you post The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
> Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
> *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And
> Horsey Wizard's CRIMINAL COURTS RECORD like
> you sez you got from PUBIC RECORDS, mikey?:
>
> Subject: Re: New Puppy in house with older dog [jerry]
>
> <unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1164436759.781407.168700@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> The ONLY child abuser is YOU - fondling children. I will say
> you have some balls calling others child abusers when that is
> EXACTLY what YOU do.
>
> Go check your court records, imbecile.
>
> They are easily found, as I did.
>
> Only costs a few bucks to get...child molester...
>
> --------------
>
> You're a anonymHOWES lyin dog an child abusin
> COWARD, MENTAL CASE an FRAUD, mikey:
>
> unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>> Try this free book - it has helped me so much:
>> Courteous Canines
>> http://home.adelphia.net/~nuxodom
>
> "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
> Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
> A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
> But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
> "CourteHOWES Canine."
>
> "I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
> your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
> as possible. What does this mean?
>
> When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
> spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
> away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
> ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
> --Mike Dufort
> author of the zero selling book
> "CourteHOWES Canines"
>
>> It's SO much better than The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Garbage manual.
>
> BWEEEAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
>
> You don't even WARN folks that it's YOU promotin YOUR
> OWN "manual" warnin folks NOT TO CRINGE when dog
> abusing mental cases HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs
> accordin to YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, mikey.
>
> You're a pathetic anonymHOWES DOG KAT CHILD an WOMAN abusin
> COWARD, mikey.
>
>> Let's sit back and enjoy his response...
>
> HOWE COME The Simply Amazing ***** Wizard ain't geniHOWES
> enough to WARN folks that HIS methods will HURT and INTIMIDATE
> their dogs and they should just TRY TO ACT NORMAL after HURTIN
> an INTIMIDATIN their dog, michael?
>
> You make The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard
> feel like a schoolyard bully pickin on the little girls.
>
> SEE?
>
>>> > It's "Courteous Canines". There is no HOWE in it.
>
> Of curse not. All you "teach" is ABUSE. Here's the ONLY
> dog lover who LIKED your idiotic "book", mikey:
>
> "Great book. Better than many out there. I would for sure recommend
> it for dog owners and especially would be dog owners. I'll be looking
> forward to your next one. 'Cept don't give the next one away.
>
> -Bob Maida - Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
> Herndon, Virginia"
>
> From: Bob Maida (bob...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
> Subject: Re: Need Advice About Jumping (ninnyboy)
>
> Date: 2001-02-16 12:00:41 PST
> Laura,
>
> Better off to totally ignore him. Don't give him the attention
> and conflict he craves.His mother was a prostitute and had no
> time for him. Father?? --Unknown. They say he was part
> of a migrant worker gang bang in the Fla orchids.
>
> He is under house arrest (this is why no one has ever met him)
> for molesting children at Disney World. Someone here needs
> to find out the name of his probation officer and re****t his
> online harassing
>
> Bob Maida
> Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
> Herndon, Virginia
> Adopt/Foster one until there are none
>
> --------------------
>
> BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
>
> NHOWE that you're hooked an gaffed real good mikey,
> it's time for the fish billy. THIS WON'T HURT WON BIT.
> It's the KINDEST thing a fisherman can do, mikey, pryor
> to puttin his fish on ice.
>
> But first, here's a piece of INFORMATION for you.
>
> HERE'S HOWE COME YOUR OWN DEAD DOG
> GOT DEAD from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE
> DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome, mikey:
>
> Canine Autoimmune Hemolytic Anemia
>
> Mental stress as a risk factor for medical conditions
> Introduction: There are various other conditions for
> which stress is a risk factor. For general information
> on stress, see also stress, complications of stress,
> and stress as a symptom.
>
> Auto-immune mediated anemia (AIMA) also called autoimmune
> hemolytic anemia (AIHA) and immune mediated hemolytic anemia
> (IMHA): antibodies formed against antigens in the red blood
> cell membrane cause these cells to burst open. The resulting
> anemia compromises the dog's ability to provide sufficient
> oxygen for cell function throughout the body.
>
> Immune-mediated thrombocytopenia (ITP): a dangerously low
> level of platelets - either due to an increase in antibody
> and complement-mediated phagocytosis of platelets in the
> spleen, bone marrow and liver, or decreased production due
> to antibody and/or complement mediated phagocytosis of
> platelet stem cells (megakaryocytes) in the bone marrow.
> The low platelet levels lead to spontaneour bleeding,
> often nose bleeds or petechiation (bleeding just under
> the skin and mucous membranes) are seen. Blood in the
> stool, urine or vomit is less common. (Often seen with
> AIHA, SLE and RA.)
>
> Owners may note the presence of blood in the urine or
> stool. An increase in temperature may also be observed
> in some dogs. A diagnosis of AIHA is made on the basis
> of these clinical signs as well as a CBC. A Coomb's
> test should be performed to confirm the diagnosis.
> A small percentage of dogs that have AIHA will test
> negative on the Coomb's test.
>
> Most of the time, a specific cause for AIHA is unrecognized.
> Many theories exist, but the ultimate answer is "We don't know."
> Dr. Jean Dodds, a veterinarian studying immunology, states in
> her article; "The Immune System and Disease Resistance" that
> there are four main causative factors of autoimmune diseases.
> Those factors are: Genetic predisposition; Hormonal influences;
> Infections, especially of viruses and Stress.
>
> Dr. Dodds also feels that the multivalent modified-live vaccines
> overstimulate the immune system. There may be evidence to sup****t
> this theory because the Merck Veterinary Manual states: " recently,
> the most typical cases of AIHA in dogs have been marked by a
> nonregenerative anemia. Some of these cases have occurred after
> exposure to parvovirus or modified live parvovirus vaccine."
>
> Others blame environmental pollutants, or food preservatives
> such as ethoxyquin, an antioxidant found in most dog foods.
>
> There are still others who believe there is a link between AIHA
> and some drugs. There is strong evidence for a genetic factor
> in the development of AIHA. Although all breeds can be affected,
> the Basenji, West Highland White terrier, English springer spaniel,
> Alaskan malamute, poodle, and beagle breeds can be congentially
> predisposed to this condition due to defects in enzymes (such as
> pyruvate kinase). Females are affected with AIHA 3-4 times more
> frequently then males.
>
> ---------------
>
> SEE, mikey?
>
> Here's more:
>
> "Every stress leaves an indelible scar, and the
> organism pays for its survival after a stressful
> situation by becoming a little older," Hans Selye.
>
> Hans Selye
> Hans Selye was born in Vienna in 1907. As early as his second
> year of medical school (1926), he began developing his now-
> famous theory of the influence of stress on people's ability
> to cope with and adapt to the pressures of injury and disease.
>
> He discovered that patients with a variety of ailments manifested
> many similar symptoms, which he ultimately attributed to their
> bodies' efforts to respond to the stresses of being ill.
>
> He called this collection of symptoms--this separate stress
> disease--stress syndrome, or the general adaptation syndrome (GAS).
>
> He spent a lifetime in continuing research on GAS and wrote some
> 30 books and more than 1,500 articles on stress and related problems,
> including Stress without Distress (1974) and The Stress of Life (1956).
>
> So impressive have his findings and theories been that some
> authorities refer to him as "the Einstein of medicine."
>
> A physician and endocrinologist with many honorary degrees for
> his pioneering contributions to science, Selye also served as a
professor
> and director of the Institute of Experimental Medicine and Surgery at
> the University of Montreal.
>
> More than anyone else, Selye has demonstrated the role of emotional
> responses in causing or combating much of the wear and tear experienced
> by human beings throughout their lives. He died in 1982 in Montreal,
> where he had spent 50 years studying the causes and consequences of
> stress.
> ----------------------
>
> O.K., close your eyes mikey, here comes the fish billy:
>
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard was lookin
> forward to a ROMANTIC WEEKEND with you, mikey:
>
> Subject changed: For Those Who Refuse to Feed With Love [asshowe]
> [jerry]
> 46 From: unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Subject changed: Jerry Howe - ultimate coward [jerry]
>
> 3From: The_Insanely_Freakin_Simply_Amazing_Grand_Puppy_Wizard
> Date: Wed, Dec 13 2006 12:40 pm
>
> HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
> you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal
> child an spHOWES abusin punk thug coward active acute
> chronic long term incurable mental case and professional
> dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
>
> <unsurreality_2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1165820911.618200.294130@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> So, where shall we meet, AssHowe?
>
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard is almost
> ALWAYS settin right here, stark ravin nekkid:
>
> Jerry Howe,
> Director of Research,
> Human And Animal Behavior
> Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
> BIOSOUND Scientific,
> Director of Training,
> Wits' End Dog Training
> 1611 24th St
> Orlando, FL 32805
> Phone: 1-407-425-5092
> Email:
> The_Insanely_Freakin_Simply_Amazing_Grand_Puppy_Wizard_ @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> Like I said,
>
> You mean 'AS you sez,' mikey.
>
>> I'm on vacation and have plenty of time.
>
> "Patience is a VIRTUE," mikey <{}'; ~ ) >
>
>> You never know,
>
> You mean *YOU* NEVER KNOW, mikey. HOWEver, The
> Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic
> Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
> SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard KNOWS EVERY THING, mikey.
>
> It's ALL forseen IN ADVANCE in HIS crystal ball. It comes with
> the really neat WIZARD'S closh, robe and sceptor <{}': ~ ) >
>
>> coward,
>
> INDEEDY. THAT'S HOWE COME The Sincerely Incredibly
> Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master
> Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
> And Horsey Wizard appears an disappears like The Freakin
> Che****re Kat, a phantazam, ***min an goin at will <{}: ~ ) >
>
>> there could be a slight chance in hell you don't go to the hospital.
>
> "LUCK is for SUCKERS," mikey. The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
> Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
> *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
> always visits friends in the HOWEspital <{}; ~ ) >
>
>> So, tough guy on the computer,
>
> It takes a TOUGH WIZARD to tender up your behind, mikey <{) : ~ ( >
>
>> let's get this over with once and for all.
>
> Well mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
> Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
> Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard is
> THRILLED, NHOWE that you've finally come to your senses.
>
> It's abHOWET time, mikey. You've made The Sincerely Incredibly
> Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
> Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey
> Wizard VERY HAPPY!
>
> IN FACT, HE'S GETTIN ALL GIDDY, mikey <{}'; ~ ) >
>
> SEE???
>
> THAT'S HOWE patience pays off.
>
>> I want to see how tough you are in person.
>
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard is a frail
> old coward who doesn't even like the idea of HURTIN and
> INTIMIDATIN dogs and PRETENDING THAT'S NORMAL,
> to PROVE HE'S a real man.
>
> LIKE THIS:
>
> "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
> Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
> A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
> But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author:
> "CourteHOWES Canine."
>
> "I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
> your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
> as possible. What does this mean?
>
> When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
> spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
> away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
> ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
> --Mike Dufort
> author of the zero selling book
> "CourteHOWES Canines"
>
> IN FACT, HE AIN'T EVEN a REAL MAN, mikey, HE'S a WIZARD.
>
>> Why not just get this done with so we can see who is tough?
>
> A WORD to the WIZE, mikey:
>
> "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
> Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
> A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
> But You'll Get Over It." mike dufort, author:
> "CourteHOWES Canine."
>
>> Oh - I'll be easy to spot wearing my black Tae Kwon
>> Do instructor's uniform - kinda hard to miss.
>
> Mmmm, S-E-X-E-Y!
>
> O.K., mikey. But FIRST, you gotta agree to a couple
> THINGS to make The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
> Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master
> Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
> SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard VERY VERY HAPPY!:
>
> 1. YOU MUST wear a flamin red tu tu over your black Tae
> Kwon Doo Doo INSTRUCTOR uniform trHOWESERS
> and pink thong underneath.
>
> 2. YOU MUST wear bubble gum flavored lip gloss
>
> 3. YOU MUST wear light blue eye shadow with
> a VERY THIN line of black eye liner.
>
> 4. YOU MUST wear a blue feather boa to match your eye
> shadow.
>
> 5. YOU MUST wear faerie wings and carry a faerie wand.
>
> 6. You MUST wear a leather Harley Davidson cap and
> gold lamay ballet slippers.
>
> 7. YOU MUST wear a princess crown on top of your black
> leather Harley Davidson cap with jewels to match your
> eye shadow.
>
> 8. YOU MUST SHAVE your entire body EXXXCEPT your legs.
>
> 9. YOU MUST wear a zippered face mask and hood with
> standard ball gag. If you don't have WON, NO PROBLEMO.
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got WON
> for you <{): - ) >
>
> 10. YOU MUST paint your arse red. If you can't find your arse,
> *(I seen THAT comin in my crystal ball) NO PROBLEMO,
> mikey, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
> Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy,
> Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will
> do it for you.
>
> 11. YOU MUST sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while swi****ng your
> butt. If you don't know all the words you can just squeal like a
> pig to the tune while The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
> Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****,
> Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard
> paints your arse red for you, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
>
> Your wife will think Pinka$$HOWE done it <{}: ~ ) >
>
>> Let me know where and when you are ready to meet, coward.
>
> O.K., mikey. HOWEver, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
> Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
> Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey SpHOWES And
> Horsey Wizard gotta WARN YOU, HE LIKES IT ROUGH,
> FAST and WET; and if it AIN'T ROUGH ENOUGH, HE
> DON'T GET OFF FAST.
>
> And if HE DON'T GET OFF FAST, REAL FAST, and REAL
> WET, mikey, that means it weren't ROUGH ENOUGH... and
> that'll make HIM GET MEAN <(): ~ ( >
>
> REAL MEAN, mikey <() : - ( >
>
> DON'T MAKE HIM GET MEAN, mikey <() : ~ ( >
>
> That's HOWE COME the zippered mask an
> ball gag will come in handy <{}'; ~ ) >
>
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard got a other stipulatiHOWEN for
> HOWER meetin for you to beat HIM
> to a pulp for NOT HURTIN DOGS, mikey:
>
> You gotta get a *** change operation. It ain't a big deal.
> Ask michael ball a.k.a andrea beck for the details. If you
> LIKE, I can do it for you when we meet <{}'; ~ ) >
>
> Oh, an DON'T FORGET, you BETTER be wearin gold
> satin ballet slippers, a red tu tu and black leather biker
> cap, ball gag an zippered mask, blue feather boa and
> princess crown to match your eye shadow and faerie
> wings and faerie wand along with your S-E-X-Y black
> tae quan do INSTRUCTORS UNIFORM, with pink
> thong under all, mikey, otherWIZE The Sincerely
> Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Majestic
> Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret,
> Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard JUST MIGHT
> GET MEAN <{): ~ ( >
>
> REAL MEAN <{}: ~ ( >
>
> You know what to do, mikey <{}: ~ ) >
>
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
> Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
> Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard will be
> settin right here, stark ravin nekkid, waitin on you <{): ~ ) >
>
> "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
> may acquire those rights
> which never could have been withholden from them
> but by the hand of tyranny.
> The question is not can they REASON,
> nor can they TALK,
> but can they SUFFER?" -
> - Jeremy Bentham
>
> "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
> for the good of its victims,
> may be the most oppressive.
> Those who torment us for our own good
> will torment us without end,
> for they do so with the approval of
> their own conscience." -
> - C.S. Lewis.
>
> "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
> Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
> Agamemnon.
>
> "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
> and you will know each other.
> If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
> and what you do not know you will fear.
>
> What one fears, one destroys."
> Chief Dan George
>
> All truth p***** through three stages.
> First, it is ridiculed.
> Second, it is violently opposed.
> Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
> -Arthur Schopenhauer
>
> "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
> even tho it's a hopeless task,
> in this system of things.
> As long as man is ruling man,
> there will be animals (and humans!)
> abused and neglected. :-(
> Your student," Juanita.
>
> "If you've got them by the balls
> their hearts and minds
> will follow,"
> John Wayne.
>
> ANY QUESTIONS, People?
>
> "Ye shall know the truth,
> and the truth shall make you mad." -
> ~Aldous Huxley.
>
> "Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
> "Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
> -Friedrich Schiller.
>
> INDEEDY.
>
> AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
>
> In Love And Light,
> I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
> The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
> Jerry Howe,
> The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
> A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
> *M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
> *G-R-A-N-D*
> *M-A-S-T-E-R*
> Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
> SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
>
> HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
>
> Sincerely,
> Jerry Howe,
> Director of Research,
> Human And Animal Behavior
> Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
> BIOSOUND Scientific,
> Director of Training,
> Wits' End Dog Training
> 1611 24th St
> Orlando, FL 32805
> Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
> http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
>
> E-mail:
>
> Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
> @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
> @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> TheSimplyAmazingPuppyWizard @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
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