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Da Kat In Da Back - Adventures Of The Amazing ***** Hunter <{}: ~ ) >

by "Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laborator Oct 3, 2008 at 11:11 AM

HOWEDY fellHOWE dog an kat lovers,

Recently Mrs. The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
*****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And
Horsey Wizard informed HIM that she seen a kat in da
backyard <{}: ~ ) >

Of curse noWON here would allHOWE their dogs to hurt
intimidate an murderin innocent defenseless dumb critters,
SO, HE set abHOWET to TRAIN HIS dogs NOT to attack
the kitty kat in da back, JUST LIKE HOWE anyWON of
you would likeWIZE do, IF you knew HOWE to HOWEtwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog even after The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand
Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard an HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End
 Training Method Manual Students from ALL OVER the WHOWEL
WILD WORLD, done TOLD YOU HOWE to do it NEARLY
INSTANTLY an for FREE, to boot <{}'; ~ ) >

After finally observin da kat crawilin through the tall grass
by the fence HISSELF, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES,
And Horsey Wizard made note of its path and upon next
occasion takin HIS dogs HOWET, HE asked them if they'd
like to SEE da kitty kat~!

But of curse they did~!

So, we went a ***** huntin~!

An JUST EXXXACTLY PRECISELY when The
Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
 Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's dogs
noted da kitty kat track trail, HE was pointing HOWET,
HE *SNAPPED* HIS fingers and STEPPED BACK and
INSTANTLY PRAISED the idea of chasin da kat for fifteen
seconds <{}: ~ ) >

Upon the NEXT instance of goin HOWEtside, HE repeated
the procedure, only this time, from behind HIS dogs, thereby
EXXXTINGUI****NG their THOUGHTS of EVER chasin
da kitty kat in da back <{}: ~ ) >

                 LIKE THIS:

Subject: The Amazing ***** Hunter <{}: ~ ) >

<Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_
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                AND LIKE THIS:

From: "lindalee" <llindaleedan...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 21 Jan 2006 18:34:10 -0800

Subject: Chasing squirrels

I have not posted to the group for awhile but
want to share my success of teaching my dog
Sun****ne, who has a very high prey drive, to
not go after squirrels when on a walk.  It
took a few trials but he can now walk right
past squirrels running up a tree or in a yard.

Using Jerry Howe's approach I used a sound to
get his attention when he saw a squirrel and
then praised him and kept on walking past the
squirrel. Where we live in Michigan we lots of
squirrels and he was always wanting to chase
them up a tree.  Jerry's approach of sound
and praise really works.

 I think the people who discount his methods
have never tried the method because it works
everytine.  Sometimes it takes a little practice
to get the sound from different directions but
I was able to change Sun****ne's behavior in
just a week after we moved back to Michigan.

Sun****ne is a very sensitive dog so any physical
corrections just won't work but using sound and
praise he is a really great dog who opens doors,
picks up things I drop, and and helps me a lot.

If you have a behavior problem with your dog get
a copy of Jerrry's manual and solve your problem!

                  --------------- 

                  AND LIKE THIS:

 Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
 Daylight Time
 From: p...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: Witsend...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
 Dog Training Method works.

 My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
 around the barbecue on the patio. I
 used this system on four different occasions.

 When she went out today, she looked
 everywhere else but the barbecue.
 Amazing, just amazing.

  I will write to Amanda about the video.

 I am really excited to learn more, and
 understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
 that I am going about it the right way.

 Thanks again
 Paul
                  ---------------- 

          HERE'S HOWE COME:

From: "LeeCharlesKelley" <kelleymet...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Sat, 14 Aug 2004 18:08:39 -0400

Subject: Re: Has anyone read . .
dian...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 writes:

"Situation:

- Unfenced suburban backyard frequented by deer most of the day
(specifically four does and three fawns right now; it's been a good
year) - Genuinely high-prey drive herding dog Challenge:"

"Nah, it's not MERELY to prevent the dog from chasing the
deer; that would be too darn easy <*g*>. We want the dog to
be so relaxed that the deer don't react with anything more than
an ear-flick when she walks into the yard."

"How would you harness the dog's prey drive to
accomplish that result?"

Kelley replies:

Seconal.

For both the dog and the deer.

We don't have deer in Manhattan, we have squirrels, so the
part about the deer only flicking an ear would not translate
to them.

My dog used to love chasing squirrels, but I trained him out
of the habit, somewhat the same way I'd train a dog who loves
playing fetch to respond to a recall signal, even while he's hot
 after a tennis ball or a Frisbee, then turn on a dime, and come
running back even harder and faster and with more energy and
 enthusiasm than he had for chasing the ball.

This translates to squirrels, cyclists, or anything else, so I'm sure
that that part of it would translate quite readily to deer or tractors
or whatever you got out where you are that we don't got none of
 in these parts.

As for the next step, when the dog goes after a squirrel or cyclist,
 etc., and will turn on a dime (off leash) when he hears his recall
signal and then run back harder and faster, etc., he's given a ball
(or Frisbee) to chase as a reward.  (The reward for turning on a
dime while chasing a ball or Frisbee is enthuiastic praise and a
lot of happy jumping up and maybe a game of "tag--you're it".)

After a few times of doing these exercises the dog has no further
 interest in chasing anything except what his owner wants him to
chase. And *his* "ears don't flicker" anytime he sees a squirrel, etc.

His drive was now been channeled completely into
the toy (and into his obedience commands).

As for a squirrel showing no fear of a dog, that's pretty tough -- I
don't usually train squirrels.  But I'll mention this: about two years
ago a squirrel actually came walking up to my dog and got about
two feet away.

Looked right at Fred and didn't twitch his moustache.  Does that
count? I'd say a squirrel that not only doesn't run away, but actually
 comes up to a dog, close enough for his life to be over with one
quick lunge, and doesn't twitch his mustache actually trumps a deer
 who flicks his ear, while safely standing however many yards away,
wouldn't you?

Fred, by the way, snubbed the little critter.  Didn't even look
at him, could have cared less that he was there.  I even got the
feeling that if the squirrel had gotten close enough, Fred would've
have just given him a curious nose to nose sniff, the way he'd
sniff another dog, and would've then gone about his business.

Oh, and to use your terminology, Fred is a "high-drive" Dalmatian
who, when he chases something, puts all his energy into it.  And I
mean all.

He's really something to watch (or was, he's 12 now and his back
legs are starting to slow him down, but his emotional energy is
still there).

By the way, do I get a prize for this?

LCK

                    ----------------------

                        LIKE THIS:

Here's trainer and author LeeCharlesKelley's GENTLE,
EFFECTIVE method bein described by elizabeth naime,
PROFESSIONAL DOG ABUSE TRAININ FRAUD,
SCAM ARTIST and MENTAL PATIENT:

        "Elizabeth Naime" <ena...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
        message
        news:r2itp09ioneibmse2mgmf0eslc5kohb51s@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
        > Quoth Handsome Jack Morrison
        > <me10...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> on Sat, 20 Nov 2004
        > 02:15:55 GMT,
        >
        > What's the difference between making, say, a
        > hard-charging field-bred retriever (say an equally
        > independent Chessie) "reliably do something that is
        > completely contrary to its wiring," e.g.,

        <SNIP>

         Couple of years ago by now, a woman with fox
         terriers wrote about training a recall on the
         clicktrain list. She had used a long line and
         proofed for distractions per Koehler; yet the dog
         knew when he was on a line and when not, and
         would ignore her when there were squirrels to chase.

         She had used an e-collar under the direction of a
         professional, who said he had never met a dog who
         could tell whether he was wearing the real thing or
         the dummy collar, as her dog seemed able to.

        Heck, they're terriers. Chasing squirrels or other
        irresistable prey, they'll scramble through t*****
        bushes, tumble down rocky hills, and the prey could
        always bite back (though I'm thinking more of badger
        dogs -- the Cairn Terrier, the West Highland White
        Terrier, and the hunting Dachshund -- badgers are
         reputed to be pretty tough critters). And none of
         that diminishes the fun. What's a few scratches and
         lumps and bruises? And what are corrections
         from a long line or an e-collar in the face of such
         delightful temptation?

         What did work for her, at last, was chasing
         squirrels with the dog. I believe she used a harness
         with a long line and a snapback, not to correct the
         dog, but to ensure that during training he simply
         wasn't able to enjoyably chase squirrels without
         her cooperation.

         Each time he focused on her rather than a
         nearby squirrel, the reward was that they
         chased the squirrel together.

         The fact that his best friend and fellow squirrel
         chaser was a bit clumsly and let the squirrels
         get away didn't bother him... apparently the
         chase was the best part.

         Once he got the picture (not long at all) the dog took
         to running over and stepping on her foot when there
         was chasable prey about... which pretty much took
         care of the squirrel chasing problem, as she was
         then able to pick him up and/or reward him with a
         joint chase when appropriate and not too
         embarassing.

         A good while after this training success, she found
         that he would run and touch her foot to alert her to
         prey *she* hadn't seen yet. Which gave her time to
         pick him up the time he saw the chicken first...

         There are limits, obviously. You can't chase deer
         with your dog; ain't proper and the game warden's
         not gonna be happy with it.

         However, I think there's a lesson here for all trainers,
         about the dog knowing what's reinforcing and what's
         not (treats ranking lower than squirrels for this dog)
         and about modifying "drives," setting rules and limits
         rather than trying to "put a stop to it" entirely.

         So the retriever gets to chase and retrieve birds,
         the scent hound gets to use his nose, the terrier
         gets to chase the prey, the greyhound gets to lure
         course (or, squeamish though I personally might be
         about it, open-field course)... on the handler's
         terms.
                    -------------------------------- 

                               SEE?

        "Linda" <llindaleedan...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote in message
        news:

        I have been trying for the last 18 months to help my
        dog who became fear aggressive at 18 month of age.
        I do not know what started the problem but he came
        aggressive first with dogs and then began lunging and
        snapping at people. Until this time he loved everyone
        and could play with any dog. He was well socialized
        ad I took him with me everywhere.

        At 13 months he passed the Canine Good Citizens
        Test except he could let me leave him. I had used
        clicker training to teach him manners and tricks but
        it was not working on his aggression problem.

        I took him to vets who suggested a low protein diet,
        trainers who charged $800 to only make him worse.
        They tried to use a prong collar and he froze, urinated
        and tried to climb on my head to help him. they then
        suggested a shock collar I knew this approach was not
        working as he was becoming more aggressive.

        I took him to an animal behaviorist with Ph. D. 400 miles
        away who told me to "KEEP HIM SAFE" and read a book
        on the fearful canine. I tried another trainer who tried to
        use a nylon chock collar but it only made him worse.

        I read hundreds of books,"CULTURE CLASH", "DOG
        ARE FROM NEPTUNE", "THE OTHER END OF THE
        LEASH", ETC looking for help. We finally went to Purdue
        University Small Animal Behavior Clinic and they said he
        had fear aggression, punishment would not work, use the
        gentle leader and when out walking and he got stressed
        have the people stop until he could get in control using
        treats, and work on clicker training.

        At that point I knew more about clicker training and using
        the gentle leader than they did! Nothing was working--he
        would not come when I called him and would run away when
        I tried to catch him. I was afraid to walk him even in the
        neighborhood as we had become that "mean dog and women who
        hasn't trained her dog"

        I went to four trainers in both Michigan and Florida who
        were trainer/specialists in aggression and the last two
        were so afraid of him they could not approach him. No one
        said I should give up on him and kill him but they would
        say "You have to realize he is dangerous and you are
        responsible for him."

        *(You got LUCKY, Linda... They coulda got Sun****ne
        DEAD on us. Damned near did... too.)

        As last resort I tried the internet again--I had had on
        going discussions with trainers from Triple Crown and Dr
        Meister with out any help-and I found the ad to Doggy Do
        Right and messaged Jerry to ask if this might help my dog.
        He said solving the aggression problem was EZ but I could
        not believe him even when I downloaded the manual.

        The name of the method was right I was at my Wits End.
        I had been working for 18 months!

        Using the can sound three time he came, and still comes
        from anywhere with the command-"comegoodboy" Next
        I tried the can when walking him--when he saw a dog three
        blocks away he went off-lunging and snapping-I used the
        can sound and he looked at me like uhn?

        I used it three more times and we got to the other dog-
        -the looked at me wagging his tail--the other person
        looked at me like why are shaking that can but just walked
        on by.

        When ever I try to explain about the sound people look at
        me like "you must be out of your mind"

        The results can make a believer!!!

        Three weeks since beginning the Wits End Training
        Manual program I walked him without the gentle leader
        in a busy shopping area with many dogs.

        He just seemed to not notice any one.

        When people talked to him or ask his name he would
        look at then and wag his tail and let then pet him.

        I still can not believe the change in him--we can now
        enjoy life out in public.

        If I had not found the Wits End method I know there
        was no hope for him and he would have hurt someone
        Through all this he never growled at me, guarded his
        toys or food or showed any sign of aggression with me.

        My goal is to get the message out to all dog lovers that
        dogs can be trained fast, easily and problems solved with
        out force, pain, food or anything but sound and praise!!!!

        I know most people would have given up on him a long time
        ago but he was and is my life. Solving the problem was EZ
        but only with the right approach-sound and praise.

        I know because I tried everything else and nothing worked!!!

        ================================

        From: Linda Daniel
        To: Jerry Howe
        Sent: Monday, January 06, 2003 1:06 AM
        Subject: Re: - Re: dog aggression

        Thanks for writing--I would be happy to do almost anything
        to get your approach out to dog owners as I know it would
        save so many lives.  I know at times I was so frustrated I
        thought of giving up on Sun****ne but of course I never would
        have but many people would have.  The world just does not
        know you can train a dog in just a few sessions and actually
        solve problems.

        We will be here until late April and we really have no plans-
        -just to enjoy the warmth and sun of Florida, so any time
        you could meet us would be great.  I drive so I would be
        happy to come to you anytime anywhere!

        We went to Celebration today and two little poodles got
        right into his face and he just sat there--I GOT a little
        scared but he handled it just fine.--a couple of times people
        would ask his name and want to pet him and he just went
        to them tail wagging and rolled over for them rub his tummy.

        He really just is not concerned about people passing, even
        those on rollerblades!  I have always used a gentle leader
        in public but he spent most of time rubbing his face on the
        grass--today I used his collar and he was so much happier!!

        Only problem is he will stop to smell and I can not get
        stopped soon enough to keep the leash loose.  He never
        pulled ahead of me but when he gets into smelling I have
        a hard time getting him going--at times  I think he could
        smell a blade of grass for 10 minutes.

        I can never thank you enough for giving Sun****ne back!!!!!

        I wrote to Purdue and told them about him being able to
        walk in a crowd with out the /gentle leader and not having
        a problem with other people and dogs.

        I told them their advice did not work. Their advice was
        to use the gentle leader at all times and when he was
        around people or dogs to have him sit and reward with
        treats--one really good suggestions was to have people
        coming toward us stop when he got stressed or aroused
        and not move until we backed away-

        - can you just see me yelling at people to stop on the street
        until I get his attention with treats.

        They also suggested the possibility of using drugs-prozac-
        but thought he was too dangerous as the drug would make
        him less fearful and then he might attack or become more
        sure of himself and become dominate aggressive. Just had
        to share their great advice with you but I am sure you have
        heard it all--even I am becoming an expert on bad advice.

                     ----------------------------------

                                 SEE?

           ALL Temperament And Behavior Problems Are
                  CAUSED BY MISHANDLING

Here's a word from professor of ANAL-ytic behavior
at UofWI, marshal dermer, who USED TO post to
dog lovers here WARNING them TO KILLFILE
and NOT BELIEVE The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard:

 From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
 To: "The Puppy Wizard"
 <ThePuppyWiz...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
 Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM

 Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard

 Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

 I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
 and now must applaud your attempts to save
 animals from painful training procedures.

 You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent­,
 who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts ­to
 alert the world to animal abuse.

 We are lucky to have you, and more people should
 come to their senses and sup****t your valuable
 work.

 Have you thought of establi****ng a nonprofit
 charity to fund your im****tant work?

 Have you thought about holding a press conference
 so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
 and significant work?

 In closing, my only suggestion is that you
 try to keep your messages short for most
 readers may refuse to read a long message
 even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
 I wish you well in your endeavors.

 --Marshall Dermer

        "The day may come when the rest of
               the animal creation
             may acquire those right
   which never could have been withholden from them
           but by the hand of tyranny.

        The question is not can they REASON,
               nor can they TALK,
              but can they SUFFER?"  -
               - Jeremy Bentham

       "A Cheerful Heart Is Good Medicine, But
         A Crushed Spirit Dries Up The Bones,"
                 Proverbs 17:22

Disciple Paulie Sez:

"No One Understands How Wits End Training
Really Works; They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey
And don't Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method
That Deals With Any Situation  And The Foundation
Is Built On Trust And Understanding.

I've never forced my dogs to do anything,
I tell them they are good dogs and they
seem to follow me,  onceI told them they
were bad dogs and they ran away from me,
now I only ever tell them they are good dogs
and they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do  your request and say
"good dog" sincerely at the end of the request and
I bet you'll find your dog thinking then responding
everytime.

          A Bit Of Respect Works Wonders,
             The Same Rule Applies
              To Every Aspect Of
         The Relation****p With Your Dog.

     Obedience And Affection Are Not Related,
         if They Were Everyone Would Have
                Obedient Dogs.

I Have Found Giving Dogs  "Payment" In Advance i.e.
"Sam sit goodboy" Makes The Dogs WANT TO RESPOND,
After All, All Dogs Want To Be "Good Dogs" And If
You Tell Them They Are Good Then They Feel An
Obligation To Obey Your Request.

Telling Sam He's A Good Dog AFTER He Sit's
Apart From Being Too Late Is Also A Gamble
Because If He Doesn't Sit Then There's No
Positive Interaction.

Paul

                       ------------------------- 

                  ANY QUESTIONS, People?

                "Ye shall know the truth,
           and the truth shall make you mad." -
                   ~Aldous Huxley.

          All Truth P***** Through Three Stages.
                First, It Is Ridiculed.
           Second, It Is Violently Opposed.
      Third, It Is Accepted As Being Self-Evident
                -Arthur Schopenhauer-

         "Thank you for fighting the fine fight-- 
             even tho it's a hopeless task,
               in this system of things.
             As long as man is ruling man,
          there will be animals (and humans!)
               abused and neglected. :-(
               Your student," Juanita.

         "If you've got them by the balls their
             hearts and minds will follow,"
                    John Wayne.

     "Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
     "Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
                 -Friedrich Schiller.

                      INDEEDY.

          AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!

                   In Love And Light,
          I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours
            The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
                     Jerry Howe,
      The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
                    A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
                  *M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
                    *G-R-A-N-D*
                   *M-A-S-T-E-R*
    Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
          SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >

            HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >

Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard

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