HOWEDY tommy sorenson aka not so handsome,
not so happy, not so gentle, not so manly, jackass,
not even jack morrison aka joey finnochiarrio aka
howie lip****z aka BIG DADDY aka DOGMAN,
a.k.a. *****MAN, you pathetic miserable stinkin
anonymHOWES malignant maliciHOWES lyin dog
child an spHOWES abusing punk thug coward active
accute chronic life long incurable mental case and
paranoid homophobe, misogynist, puppy miller and
shock collar salesman,
"Handsome Jack Morrison" <handsomejackmorrison@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On 2 Oct 2008 19:29:12 GMT, Terri <Terri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> while he didn't have an ear infection his ear canals were irritated
That's curiHOWES, ain't it, tommy? SHOWENDS like a oxymoron, eh?
HOWE COME you didn't discuss the vaccination
schedule they agreed on, tommy? ETHICAL
veterinarians would agree the dog is fully protected
possibly FOR LIFE <{}: ~ ( >
>> so we checked for yeast,
Yeast is ubiquitHOWES, like your dogs
eatin poop, ain't it, tommy <{}: ~ ( >
>> cleaned them out and came home with some drops
To prevent the non infection.
This discussion is PRIMO for alt.religion.kibology~!
>> and a 3 month supply of Interceptor.
Which is a systemic poison that CAUSES DIS-EASES like
yeast infections an cataracts an seizures an death <{}: ~ ( >
Ciba-Geigy has released information that adverse reactions
following the use of Interceptor include: "depression/lethargy,
vomiting, ataxia, anorexia, diarrhea, convulsions, weakness,
and hypersalivation."
> Just a FYI.
Yeah?
> Lab ears attract "stuff" like magnets attract paper clips.
That's MALARKEY, tommy <{}'; ~ ) >
> Presumably it's related to a Lab's propensity for putting
> his head where there's lots of "stuff" around to get trapped
> inside an ear,
That's MALARKEY, tommy. Ear infections are CAUSED
BY STRESS from toxic veterinary malpractices like systemic
parasite treatments and EXXXCESSIVE vaccinations and
GARBAGE commercial diets and the ubiquitHOWES jerkin
chokin an shockin necessary for givin your dogs EVERY
THING they need an want <{}: ~ ( >
LIKE THIS:
"I don't know how big you are, kiddo, so this may
not be as easy for you as it is for me, but use a little
"knee action," that is, as the dog goes charging by
you, just give the dog a little bop with your knee
and ****n.
Yep, really lean into it.
Even knock her over, if you can, but make sure to
make her think twice about ru****ng past you again -
- which is exactly what you want her to do.
Don't bother with scolding her, she'll get the message.
If it happens again, just REPEAT the knee action.
When she steps on your toes, just pick up your foot
abruptly and ****ge her with your knee. Again, no
scolding is necessary here, so you don't have to
worry about her "over-reacting."
I don't think this is necessarily a lack of respect
for you, just a lack of training. That is, she just
needs *more* of it."
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> e.g., charging through brush, running on sandy beaches
> and dusty fields, swimming around in places where
> the water may not exactly be clean, etc.
HOWE COME would you allHOWE your dogs
to swim in polluted water, tommy?
> I clean each of my dog's ears no less than monthly,
That so? HOWE COME you don't do it in a groomin tub
when you give your dogs their regular bath, tommy?
> and sometimes after each outing in the field, especially if
> the outing entailed swimming in stagnant bodies of water.
An you think that's GOOD?
> I use this:
> http://www.absolutelygolden.com/Products/Grooming/NolvasanEarCleaner.htm
>
> It works great, and my dogs never have ear problems.
Yeah. Nolvasan kills everything <{}: ~ ) >
> The dogs absolutely love having their ears cleaned, too,
Naaaah?
> which makes it easy on me.
INDEED? Pretty cushy, eh, tommy?
Heh.
Lemme peek into my crystal ball, eh, tommy?
Looks like tommy wants to talk trainin <{}: ~ ) >
From: dog...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Dogman) Date: 1997/11/11
Subject: Re: Koehler's Usefulness--A Concluding *****sment
This, from a yellow-bellied coward who has TOTALLY refused
to engage me in debate, preferring mudslinging, hyperbole, distortion,
lies, exaggeration, and to take Koehler completely out of context,
instead.
What lying hypocrites these hand-wringers are!
The most consistent argument among Koehler's defenders is based
on a questionable assumption that such "drastic" measures are
effective in "extreme" cases where other methods fail.
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Ooooops~!
Looks like things ain't lookin so cushy
nodoGdameneD more, tommy <{}: ~ ( >
> I sit in a chair, knees spread wide, and have
> the dog *back-in* between my legs,
So's IT won't struggle away from you, tommy?
> and then I have him sit.
Is that kinda stuff still legal in Missouri, tommy?
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder," eh, tommy?
Subject: Re: Honey, I'm home!
HOWEDY tommy,
Jack "The Unpalatable Barbarian" Morrison wrote:
> How dare they arrest this fine gentleman!
> Surely some liberal judge somewhere can find
> in our constitution a man's right to have ***
> with an animal?
HOWE COME you think F'n a ANIMAL that WILLINGLY
PARTICIPATES is CRIMINAl, yet jerking choking
shocking and beating them with sticks is NORMAL?
IT AIN'T, tommy.
IN FACT, in some states beastiality is LEGAL, tommy.
Perhaps you should research it. You'll likeWIZE find
that DOG TRAINERS have been ARRESTED for DOIN
what YOU DO to dogs, tommy.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard is gonna see to it that
your viciHOWES abuse of dogs in the name of
"training" is HOWEtlawed in EVERY state, tommy.
> And then, of course, the state of Massachusetts will probably
> rush to become the first state in the union to allow marriage
> between a man and his palomino.
> http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002569751_horse***19..
If that's their preference there shouldn't be no LAWS against it,
tommy. HOWEver, the PROBLEM would be legal owner****p
and inheritance, taxes etc.
Have you yet to see a DOG who PREFERS gettin
BRUTALIZED by you jerking choking beating and
shocking it to gettin some cootchie-chootchie, tommy?
> <sigh>
<Sigh>. Just WON of the girls, eh tommy?
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HOWE would tommy TRAIN his dogs to stand still
on their own while bein groomed, tommy?
> I lift up one of his ear flaps, fill up his ear canal
> with the above solution, holding it there with my
> hand, and then gently massage his ear canal for
> maybe 20 seconds or so.
An they love you very long time, G.I.?
> Then I hold a paper towel under his ear, tilt his
> head a bit, and wait for the solution to run out.
Kinky~!
> Then I use the now wet paper towel to clean around
> the inside of the ear flap, and then I use my little finger
> (wrapped in the paper towel) to get as deep into the ear
> canal as I can, and clean that, too. Then I use another paper
> towel to dry up any spillage. Then I do the other ear.
While you're diddlin there whadda ya
do with THESE fingers, tommy?:
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...../'?/..../'?\.........../?`\....\?`\
.././.../..../..../.|_......_|.\....\....\...\.\..
(.(....(....(..../.)..)..(..(.\....)....)....).)
.\................\/.../....\...\/................/
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> A word of caution:
Like HOWE your pal boob maida sez, "don't get caught"?
> Do this outside if you can,
On the front lawn? Could be RISKY, tommy <{}: ~ ( >
> because when you're done with each ear,
Cigarette?
> Carmine will likely shake his head for a few seconds,
An that's when... ooops~! tommy, you ol dawg you~!
> which will cause remnants of the solution
> to spray in all directions.
Hmmm, have you shared this with marcel?
> By the way, this is also a great time to brush the dog's teeth, too,
INDEED?
Dogs GET dental DIS-EASE for the SAME
reasons they get ear infections, tommy <{}: ~ ( >
LIKE THIS:
Here's pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin
anonymHOWES coward, not so handsome,
not so gentle, not so manly, not so happy
jackass, not even morrison aka dogman a.k.a.
BIG DADDY, a.k.a. tommy sorenson:
"My objective is always to find a way that WORKS.
And if it is DANGEROUS behavior that I'm trying
to modify, behavior than can get the dog KILLED,
I will resort to ANYTHING to save him.
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
Okay. Call me a cruel, inhumane, abusive bastard
if you want to, but it doesn't affect me at all.
When you've saved the lives of as many dogs as I
have, you'll learn that that's the only thing that
really matters. Saving lives and making dogs become
good citizens
At no time do the Monks *ever* advocate beating a
dog. A swat on the rump or a check to the chin does
*not* constitute a "beating."
=====================
"Swatting a dog on the nose is
always the wrong thing to do."
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But kneeing them is GOOD TRAININ <{}: ~ ) >
> which can be done while standing above and behind the dog,
> holding up a dewlap with one hand and bru****ng that side
> with the other.
Oh, kinda like HOWE you so when you CHOKE
them to break their bonding behavior, tommy?
LIKE THIS:
From: qbt...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Dogman)
Date: 1997/01/24
Subject: Re: Over-Excited Lab
On a cold day in Hell, Fri, 24 Jan 1997 12:53:10
Teaching a puppy to stop biting and nipping people is
probably the very easiest thing you will ever do as a dog
trainer. Don't make such a big deal out of it.
It's E-A-S-Y, but it won't be done in just one or
two lessons. You must be C-O-N-S-I-S-T-E-N-T.
And P-A-T-I-E-N-T.
Whenever your puppy bites or nips you (or anyone else
in your family), do any one of the following:
1.) At the same time you say "NO BITE!" in a firm voice,
gently but firmly tap your puppy on its nose with your index
finger.
2.) At the same time you say "NO BITE!" in a firm voice,
gently but firmly grasp your puppy's lower jaw with your
right hand (if you are right handed), your right thumb stuck
down and under her tongue, your other fingers wrapped
under her jaw, and gently but firmly shake her jaw back
and forth a couple of times.
3.) At the same time you say "NO BITE!" in a firm voice,
gently place a couple of fingers into her mouth, trying to
touch the back of her tongue with them, initiating a gag
reflex.
Immediately after doing any one of the above,
stop playing with her for at least 15-20 minutes
and completely IGNORE her. Do not even make
eye contact!
I promise you, Phil, that if you will be consistent in
the application of the above, your puppy will soon stop
nipping and biting people. Just how soon this occurs
depends upon the puppy, how well you execute the
above, and how C-O-N-S-I-S-T-E-N-T you are.
And no one should be allowed to play with the puppy
who is not capable of doing any of the above. Not
until she has first learned not to nip and bite people.
"At the very FIRST nip, tap your puppy on his nose with
your index finger, sharply, but not very hard, your face in
his face, and say "NO BITE!" in a firm but not loud voice."
"With your index finger, tap the puppy on her nose firmly,
but not harshly, then, at the very same time, and nose to
nose with her, tell your puppy in a firm but not loud voice,
"NO BITE!"
"At the same time you say "NO BITE!" in a firm voice,
gently but firmly tap your puppy on its nose with your
index finger."
BUT NEVER HIT YOUR DOG~!
Swatting a dog on the nose is always
the wrong thing to do.
IMO, the *fastest* way to curb a mouthy puppy's
desire to bite hands (especially if other methods
have failed, because you don't want this habit to
become reinforced by too much success), etc., is
to take advantage of the pup's gag reflex:
Slowly reach over and around the pup's shoulder
(while you're sitting on the floor), coming up to
the pup's mouth from underneath it with your
right hand (that way he can't see your finger or
your hand), and stick your index finger into the
pup's mouth, at the very rear, then down the
pup's throat, and gently place some downward
pressure on the back of the tongue, until he starts
to gag. Use your left arm to hold him close to you,
while you're doing this.
Trust me, it's easier to demonstrate this technique
than to explain it, but it's fail-proof.
He'll quickly put 2 and 2 together. Biting hands = gag.
--
Handsome Jack Morrison
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SEE?
Dogs DON'T NEED their teeth brushed if they're
apupriately handled raised an trained, tommy <{}: ~ ( >
Dental DIS-EASE is a SYMPTOM of STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE a.k.a. The Puppy Wizard's
Syndrome <{}: ~ ( >
HOWE COME would a EXXXPERT such as tommy set their
INFORMATIVE posts to EXXXPIRE in six days like matty
a.k.a. Rocky, diddler, elegy, meat terri a.k.a. dogsnuts, professora
melanie chang, marquis de "READ KOEHLER FOR CONTENT"
shaw and not so handsome not so gentle jackass, not even jack
morrison a.k.a. joe finnochiarrio a.k.a. BIG DADDY a.k.a.
DOGMAN??
Ooops~! That last anonymHOWES coward is tommy.
Is tommy EMBARRASSED by his own words, the lyin animal
murderin punk thug coward mental case fraud an SCAM ARTIST?
matty aka Rocky EXXXPLAINS HOWE COME:
"Rocky" <2d...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
For reasons I'll only explain privately, I've gone no
archive, and it's a shame. Once in a while, while
looking for something else, I'll run into an old post
of mine.
What an idiotic response!
Whoops.
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LIKE THIS, SEE?:
From: Dogman <dog...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2001 11:13:41 -0500
Subject: Re: dogman
spamh8r <spam...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> you mean the one at 1073 Highway in Defiance, Missouri?
> You can call 636-828-5149. check it out at:
> http://DogTrainerDirectory.com/show.php3?Which=5674
Yeah, that's it, you sick little prick.
Blame it on a TOTALLY INNOCENT guy.
I am *not* Tom Sorensen.
I AM NOT TOM SORENSON!
Geeeeeeeeeeez.
--
Dogman
mailto:dog...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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"Dogman" <dog...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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And since I have repeatedly *denied* being either Tommy
Sorensen, Tommy Sorenson, Joe Finocchiaro, Joey
Finocchare, Joe Finocchiro, and a host of other people that
*you* have accused me of being, just who the hell do you
suppose would end up getting sued, you stupid little
dweeb?
Me? Or you?
> Because I've discreditied YOU.
Where exactly did you do that, little man?
Where????????
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Maybe inside that demented little brain of yours, but nowhere else.
And until you're prepared to walk the walk and not just talk the talk,
"everyone" here will know you for what you really are.
A two-bit P-H-O-N-Y.
--
Dogman
mailto:dog...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
COME tommy won't tell us his kennel name is sorensen's
Retrievers and SHOCK COLLAR SALES and his address and
phone #'s?:
From: A Real American <u...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 2000/10/11
Subject: Re: Walking with Prong Collar
In case anyone was wondering who the anonymous poster
known as Dogman actually is, it is
Tom Sorenson of
Sorenson Kennels
(314) 828-5149
1073 Hwy DD
Defiance, MO
63341-1707
If you are offended by the language and the nastiness, please drop
him and his wife Kay a note or give them a call. You may also use
the ab...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
route.
I will be reposting this information whenever I feel like it.
Uncle Sam
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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