HOWEDY mikey aka pat aka unsurreality aka trollbasher
aka BLACK VOMIT, you anonymHOWES pathetic miserable
stinkin lyin animal murderin child an spHOWES abusin punk
thug coward active acute chronic long term incurable mental
case and professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
<unsurreality_2005@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sep 10, 6:47 pm, drv...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>> It is bad enough to read the perverted values of the dog
>> abusers and dog killers who post their manaical slaverings
>> encouraging more mayhem upon animals;
>> but now I read one of them calling Jerry Howe unctuous.
>
>> I have not yet been able to afford the Oxford English Dictionary -
>> just think of it 20 volumes, 5 boxes of books all summing to 150
>> pounds. Poor postman!
>
>> However, I do have 46.5 pounds of dictionary,
>
>> 1. my workhorse Merriam Webster Collegiate
>> 1559 pages (small print, fits in one hand).
>> 2. New Century, in two vol, 2831pages;
>> 3. Webster's New Twentieth Century; (World Pub),
>> 2129pp plus 160 separately numbered special section
>> pages, and 18 pages of colored maps.
>> Wow.
>> 4. The Oxford Universal Dictionary, 2515 pages
>> 6, Webster's New World Dictionary of the American
>> Language, 1728 pages
>> 5. the Random House Webster's, 2229 pages which prints,
>
>> unctuous p 2058, 1. characterized by excessive piousness or
>> moralistic fervor, esp. in an affected manner; excessively smooth,
>> suave, or smug.
>
>> in short, an Uriah Heep (see Dicken's "David Copperfield").
>
>> The New World says 5.characterized by a smug, smooth pretense
>> of spiritual feeling, fervor or earnestness - too suave, bland or oily.
>
>> Jerry might accurately be called a gadfly, never "smooth", BLAND!!!,
>> or suave, possibly smug, surely rough, even vicious, but then when
>> typing about folk who pretend to know how to train dogs, and who
>> ignore fundamental psychological principles, centuries of evidence,
>> and common sense, fervor is demanded.
>
>> If anyone in the world is not "unctuous" it is the scrawny, angular,
>> grumpy, gnarly, bumptious basher of animal torturers, Jerry Howe.
>
>> He's watched me eat lunch and shared a Yngling or two with me
>> once a week since 2001. I know he's rough, sometimes I keep him
>> in a burlap sack so I won't get kicked out of Molly Malone's.
>
>> Yngling is the name of the family which owns a beer business;
>> but is also the name of a Warrior Christ figure in Nordic myth
>> who batters the ungodly. John Dalmas wrote a series of Yngling
>> books of fantasy history.
>
>> Yngling is also a class of sailing boat. I'm hoping the Yngling
>> beer will transform Jerry into the hero who slays all the monsters
>> who abuse animals, especially dogs.
>
>> May I remind you that one abuser on this list once said that
>> I was merely a figment of Jerry's imagination. Pfui. You
>> can find me in Who's Who in America, WW in Science and
>> Engineering, WW in Medicine and Health Care, and WW in
>> the World - these are all Marquis Publications, not vanity lists.
>> I was first put into Who's Who in South and SWest America in 1982.
>
>> George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H. etc.
> How about sharing a Yuengling beer with your coward buddy
> instead, George, Ph.D? Your name sounds like one of the made
> up ones Kramer uses in Seinfeld.
HOWE abHOWET sharing your "training methods" with Dr. Von?:
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It," mike duforth,
author: "CourteHOWES Canine."
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?
When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first
time, spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth
and walk away. The dog won't be too thrilled with
this but just ignore him and continue your normal
behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"CourteHOWES Canines"
Subject: Re: THANKS, JERRY!
Date: 2003-03-14 08:29:01 PST
Nan Karahoca wrote:
Open Thank You to Jerry:
Hello, Jerry.
I've been reading your posts only occasionally for
almost two years since just before I decided to get
our dog. While your posts are very scary to a
peaceable person like myself, your Wit's End
Manual is logical and extremely helpful in looking
at the world from the dog's point of view, and I
wanted to thank you.
I've owned, and continue to own, fish, birds,
Persian cats,and ratties for over 30 years.
None of my other animals would ever respond
to the types of dog training methods found in
typical books.
In fact, most would become wild, agitated, and
fearful if such corrections and isolation were
used to "control" them.
It has always seemed odd to me that people would
think handling dogs required such a harsh approach
or bribery. I needed another way.
When I took home our 6-month old Chihuahua rescue,
I decided to get rid of the crate -- well, I left the door open
anyway. It took many months for Monty to understand
that the whole house was his den.
And it was your manual that made the difference.
Basically I taught myself and my family to stop responding
and getting all upset about "accidents" -- to just clean them
up and keep an eye on the dog until we all understood
each other. Monty had a hard time learning to communicate
and would mostly stare at us blankly when he wanted
ANYTHING.
My confidence grew and we added another rescue -
a 10 month old Llhasa/Maltese mix, who had been
confined to her crate days and nights in a house full
of noisy children. She was matted and covered in fleas.
My daughter was beside herself when I asked her
to let Kaylee stay with her the first night we had her
home (I didn't want to upset Monty).
The very first night, when I went to check on them
at 2 AM, Kaylee let out a fierce warning bark at me
(the intruder.) I apologized and left the room, glad
to have a sentry guarding the "palace".
From that moment on, Kaylee has learned who is
family and who is stranger, and has controlled and
modified her barking on her own.
She follows me everywhere. Although she had no
bowel/bladder control when we first got her home,
within days she understood "Outside?", and she
now sits right in front of me and BARKS when
she wants to go out!
If I am too busy, she goes down the line -- from
husband, to daughter, to son, until somebody
understands her and takes her out!
She even tells me when Monty wants to go out
and when the cat is on the counter.
The major difference between Monty's training
and Kaylee's training is that I understood the
methods better by the time we got Kaylee and
did not make the same mistakes.
We've owned dogs now for only 1-1/2 years.
No psychological problems with either of them.
We have a calm household. The dogs sleep
together and look for each other.
I am now working on the stranger aggression
issue, praising them for doing such a good job
and telling them when someone is "friend" or a
passerby, "neighbor." I notice that they often bark
and then look at me for a reaction now.
I wish I could convince others to at least seriously
consider the philosophy behind your methods in
your Wits' End Manual.
Anyway, thank you.
Nan Karahoca
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