HOWEDY tommy sorenson aka not so handsome,
not so happy, not so gentle, not so manly, jackass,
not even jack morrison aka joey finnochiarrio aka
howie lip****z aka BIG DADDY aka DOGMAN,
a.k.a. *****MAN, you pathetic miserable stinkin
anonymHOWES malignant maliciHOWES lyin dog
child an spHOWES abusing punk thug coward active
accute chronic life long incurable mental case and
paranoid homophobe, misogynist, puppy miller and
shock collar salesman,
"Handsome Jack Morrison" <handsomejackmorrison@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 2 Jul 2008 10:16:46 -0700 (PDT), Jerry <jerryalan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> wrote:
>
>>I have a 2 year old lab that was housebroken. During the past few
>>months he has become stubborn about going potty outside.
Sounds to me like he's a BACKSLIDER, eh, tommy??
> Did anything else change over the last few months?
> For example, did you change his food? Did you stop
> taking him for walks?
Probably not, tommy. jerry's SMART enough to FIGGER THAT HOWET.
> Did you stop/start/change anything else?
You mean, like HOWE you changed your screen name from
DOGMAN to handsome gentleman jack morrison, tommy?
>>When I takehim out he'll pee but refuses to poop unless I send him back.
>
> "Unless [you] send him back?
Yeah. Did jerry NOT MAKE THAT CLEAR, tommy?
His dog is AFRAID to CRAP IN FRONT OF HIM on
accHOWENTA his abusive HOWEsbreakin methods.
> Maybe you're just not keeping him out there long enough.
Well tommy, if leavin jerry's dog HOWET there for THREE HOWERS
*as he SEZ HE DONE*, *worked*, don't you think he'd begin REVENGE
PIDDLING?
> Do you take him for long walks?
Ahhh, an EXXXCELLENT point, tommy~!
Walkin dogs DON'T TRAIN them to relieve themselves
EXXXCEPT by SHEER BLIND DUMB STUPID LUCK~!
I teach my 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Trainin Method
Manual Students ALL OVER the WHOWEL WILD WORLD
to HOWEsbreak their dogs NEARLY INSTANTLY by takin
them ON COMMAND directly to WON apuproved area an
STANDIN STILL for TWO MINUTES and returning inside.
> Does he get any other exercise?
You mean, EXXXCEPT for ****IN IN HIS HOWES, tommy??
>> Sometimes he'll still refuse. We bring him back
>> in and within 10minutes he'll poop in the house.
Naaaaah?
> Don't let him do that.
Of curse not, tommy~!
>> We've corrected him and cleaned thearea and he still does it.
Naaaaah?
> Define "corrected".
Here's HOWE tommy "corrects" HOWEsbreakin problems:
Here's tommy soronsen aka lyindogDUMMY BEATIN
a dog to HOWEsbreak IT to SAVE IT'S LIFE. But FIRST,
a little good koehler trainin:
Koehler On Correcting The Housebreaking Backslider.
"If the punishment is not severe enough, some of these
"backsliders" will think they're winning and will
continue to mess in the house. An indelible impression
can sometimes be made by giving the dog a hard
spanking of long duration, then leaving him tied by
the mess he's made so you can come back at twenty
minute intervals and punish him again for the same
thing. (Dogs are REALLY stupid. J.H.)
In most cases, the dog that deliberately does this
disagreeable thing cannot be made reliable by the
light spanking that some owners seem to think is
adequate punishment. It will be better for your dog,
as well as the house, if you really pour it on him."
"Housebreaking Problems:
"The Koehler Method of Dog Training"
Howell Book House, 1996"
Occasionally, there is a pup who seems determined to
relieve himself inside the house, regardless of how
often he has the op****tunity to go outside. This dog
may require punishment. Make certain he is equipped
with a collar and piece of line so he can't avoid
correction.
When you discover a mess, move in fast, take him to
the place of his error, and hold his head close enough
so that he associates his error with the punishment.
Punish him by spanking him with a light strap or
switch. Either one is better than a folded newspaper.
It is im****tant to your future relation****p that you
do not rush at him and start swinging before you get
hold of him.
When he's been spanked, take him outside. Chances
are, if you are careful in your feeding and close
observation, you will not have to do much puni****ng.
Be consistent in your handling.
To have a pup almost house-broken and then force
him to commit an error by not providing an op****tunity
to go outside is very unfair. Careful planning will
make your job easier.
The same general techniques of housebreaking apply
to grown dogs that are inexperienced in the house.
For the grown dog who was reliable in the house and
then backslides, the method of correction differs
somewhat. In this group of "backsliders" we have the
"revenge piddler." This dog protests being alone by
messing on the floor and often in the middle of a bed.
The first step of correction is to confine the dog
closely in a part of the house when you go away, so
that he is constantly reminded of his obligation. The
fact that he once was reliable in the house is proof
that the dog knows right from wrong, and it leaves
you no other course than to punish him sufficiently
to convince him that the satisfaction of his
wrongdoing is not worth the consequences. If the
punishment is not severe enough, some of these
"backsliders" will think they're winning and will
continue to mess in the house.
An indelible impression can sometimes be made
by giving the dog a hard spanking of long duration,
then leaving him tied by the mess he's made so you
can come back at twenty minute intervals and punish
him again for the same thing.
In most cases, the dog that deliberately does this
disagreeable thing cannot be made reliable by the
light spanking that some owners seem to think is
adequate punishment.
It will be better for your dog, as well as the house,
if you really pour it on him.
"Handsome Jack Morrison"
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> wrote in message
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On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 17:52:18 -0400, "Krishur"
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> wrote:
> Good books huh?
Absolutely. Some are, in fact, classics.
> Which idea was your favorite, the one where they
> tell you to alpha roll a "dominant" dog,
There's nothing inherently wrong with rolling a dog
(i.e., it *can* and *does* work in *some* situations).
Unfortunately, most people either do it incorrectly, do
it at the wrong time, etc.
> or where they tell you that you didn't hit him hard
> enough if he doesn't yelp or approaches you within
> 5 minutes of his punishment?
If physical discipline is deemed necessary (after careful
evaluation), it's much more cruel not to get it over with
quickly than it is to do it incrementally and half-
heartedly, which usually only invites the need for even
more discipline.
> Maybe you liked when they recommend these
> beatings for housebreaking accidents, chewing /
> destructive behavior, stealing, trying to get on
> your bed at night and dog on dog aggression.
At no time do the Monks *ever* advocate beating
a dog. A swat on the rump or a check to the chin
does *not* constitute a "beating."
I'm sorry if you don't agree.
And each of those behavior "problems" needs
to be looked at in its proper context.
A quote from the Monks:
"We repeat, these situations may merit physical
discipline. Since no book can pretend to analyze
every individual dog and situation, we feel obligated
to emphasize from the outset that discipline is never
an arbitrary training technique to be applied to each
and every dog for all offenses. We do, however, believe
that physical and verbal discipline can be an effective
technique.
The best policy if you experience any of the above
problems is to consult a qualified trainer or veterinarian
or evaluation of your individual situation....
"If discipline is decided upon as a training technique,
it should be the proper technique. We feel we have
developed several methods that depend less on violent
physical force than timing, a flair for drama, and the
element of surprise.
We feel an obligation, as responsible trainers, to map
out these methods, rather than simply skip the topic
because it is unpleasant. Dog owners want to know
what to do."
In other words, physical discipline is reserved for those
serious, special occasions when other methods have failed.
For example, they do not recommend using physical
discipline for *routine* housebreaking chores -- only
on those rare occasions when an already reliably
housebroken dog is (after careful evaluation) deemed
to be soiling the house on purpose, backsliding, etc.
I'll give you an actual example. Years ago, an adult dog
was brought to me as an *incurable* house-soiler. It
was either get the dog reliably housetrained or the dog
was going on a one way trip to the pound.
Being the kind, compassionate trainer that I am, I
was prepared to do whatever it took to get this dog
house-trained and save his life.
After several weeks of more or less traditional training,
and to poor result, I brought out the big guns -- physical
and verbal discipline. Whenever the dog soiled the house
(no, you don't even have to catch him in the act), I
immediately (but very calmly) tossed a leash on his collar,
dragged him to the scene of the crime, and (using a large
chair as a prop) tethered him to the leg of the chair, with
his nose about two inches away from the poop. After a
couple of swats on the rump, some loud vocalizing, and a
wait of about 20 minutes, I'd release the dog and then
ignore him for a while. I had to repeat this process *three*
times, I think -- and the house-soiling miraculously
stopped. The dog went home to enjoy a long and contented
life with his original owners, and I got to feel good about
myself.
So, yes, the Monk's books are good ones. Even for novices.
Yup, that's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.
-- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove
the detonator to reply via e-mail
BWEEEAAAAHAAAAHAAAA~!~!~!
>> We've left him outside for a few hours and
>> when we bring him back inside he'll still do it.
>
> Don't let him do that.
You think he should take him HOWET for longer, tommy?
> Yes, you have to follow him around like you're his shadow,
> put him in his crate when you can't keep an eye on him, put
> him outside, etc.
THAT'S HOWE COME DOGS **** THEIR HOWESES, tommy~!
> You just can't let him keep making these mistakes.
And *you* just can't TRAIN a dog not to do that, tommy.
> Yes, treat it like when you originally housetrained him.
THAT'S HOWE COME THE DOG ****S HIS HOWES, tommy <{}: ~ ) >
> 1. Take him outside more frequently.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> 2. Take him for long walks (where he'll be tempted to mark
> some territory, cover other dogs' "stuff" with his own, etc.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> 3. Don't let him make mistakes.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> Good luck!
Dog train AIN'T LUCK, tommy; "LUCK is for SUCKERS. NEVER
make a SUCKER'S BET," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY <{}: ~ ) >
"Handsome Jack Morrison"
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>
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> On 26 Jul 2003 22:14:29 GMT, dogstar...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>(DogStar716) wrote:
> >>> Never mind dogman :)
> >> You too? Some folks just never learn.
>
>>>> Uh huh :)
>
>>> One of the signs of mental illness
>>> is to say "Uh huh" a lot.
>
>> PS: If the "trainer" you were talking about isn't on this
>> list, he (or she) is NOT an approved Koehler trainer, no
>> matter how loud you scream otherwise.
>
> May I laugh again? LOL! One doesn't need to be
> on a list to use Koehlers methods or teach his methods.
> Let me be among the first (apparently) to tell you that
> not every trainer who uses a leash is a *Koehler* trainer.
> Sheesh.
>
> This person may call herself a Koehler trainer, but
> if she's hanging 12 week old puppies, she's about
> as far from a Koehler trainer as a dog trainer can
> possibly be.
>
> Again, this is just your IGNORANCE showing.
> I can call myself a devout Christian, but if I'm not
> adhering to the doctrine, I'm something else.
> >http://www.koehlerdogtraining.com/patoflearn.html
> Sorry, the very first sentences make me aware
> that whoever wrote it knows nothing about PR
> based training:
> "Amidst the current (and politically correct) trend
> in Positive Reinforcement Only training systems"
> You cannot use PR only.
Au contraire. Many, many posters to r.p.d.b. (and many
other places as well) *claim* that they use nothing but R.
You know, the PPers.
And they do it quite loudly, too.
Surely you aren't blind (and deaf), as well as ignorant?
Those are hard handicaps to overcome, Dogstar.
And if you knew anything about PR BASED training,
you would realize that. It's not all cookies and babytalk.
There is no stronger sup****ter of R than Handsome
Jack Morrison, but I also use every behavioral tool
in my bag, including R-, P, and P-, because I know
that even R has its limits.
You'd know that too, if you didn't
have your head in the sand.
> But that seems to be the battle cry of the Koehler-ites.
The Koehlerites have no battle cry.
They have behaviorism on their side, and
that's more than enough.
> I don't need instruction on how to give my dogs
> a proper leash correction as I do not rely on a
> leash to control or teach my dog.
That may or may not be suitable for your needs,
but it's not suitable for the majority of dog owners,
especially since the advent of leash laws.
Besides, after just a few weeks of proper Koehler
training, Koehler dogs likewise are no longer in
need of a leash.
*(THAT'S HOWE COME tommy
SELLS SHOCK COLLARS)
That you apparently don't know that, once again
shows me just how ignorant of anything to do with
Koehler you are.
My last two dogs have been trained offleash right
from the start, using rewards for what I like, and
nothing for what I don't like.
Good for you, and if that level of training is good enough
for you, fine. But it's not good enough for many of the
rest of us.
> Again, I'm not saying Koehler doesn't work.
I really have no idea what you're saying anymore, because
you apparently know so damn little about Koehler and
behavioral principles in general that it's hard to have an
informed discussion with you.
PS: It boggles my mind at how stupid you must be to
keep denying that those certain harsh methods are only
for LAST RESORT situations, intended only to SAVE
A DOG'S LIFE, even after I've repeatedly given you
direct *quotes* from Koehler's book saying just that.
It's like you don't even care how stupid people think
you are, or how devious you are, etc. That can't help
your cause any.
You'd think that you'd at least want to
*appear* to be honest, even if you're not. -
- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator
to reply via e-mail
--------------
NO PROBLEMO tommy.
"Sigh", tommy? Seems your manic depression is re-emerging, eh?
Perhaps you need your anti-psychotic medications adjusted, tommy?
Well, at least your obsessive compulsive spittin has diminished <{}: ~ ) >
Seems the ONLY thing these dogs lacked was a CARING
DOG LOVER like yourself to jerk choke shock bribe crate
intimidate surgically ***ually mutilate to make them GOOD
CITIZENS, eh, tommy??
Oh, an THANKS for all the ADVICE!
Here, permit The Amazing Puppy Wizard to give
you a hand with that tricky little pin, tommy...
There. GOT IT! NHOWE HERE, HOWELD THIS, tommy.
That's FIXED. ENJOY!
Adios, tommy...
NHOWE START WALKIN THE WALK.
Oh, but don't trip over the puppy, tommy!
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The World's CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C
G-R-A-N-D
M-A-S-T-E-R
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
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