HOWEDY Victek,
"Victek" <Victek@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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There you will find ALL the FREE information you need
to pupperly handle raise and train your pets and family.
Just follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK me if
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> We recently acquire a 3.5 year old ****h Tsu - very sweet,
> loving dog, but does not tolerate being left alone.
That's ABSURD. Is that HOWE COME you wound up with him?
> We have to resort to putting him in a large "crate" when one of us
cannot
> be home with him and it's seems that over time he is having more
trouble,
> not less.
Locking dogs in boxes and ignoring their cries MAKES THEM
GO INSANE and causes them to have DEATHLY stress induced
auto-immune DIS-EASES, a.k.a. The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome:
From: "Deltones" <vibrov...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Date: 30 Nov 2005 12:30:26 -0800
Subject: In defense of Jerry Howe's methods
I've had my JR puppy for close to a month now (She's 3 mo), and
I want to say that I believe in Jerry Howe's method for training my
dog. I hate how he makes Webster cry with his way of writing, and
the fact he quotes every damn posts written since the Big Bang in
every replies he does.
A lot of you consider their dogs as a part of your family, but I
read so many posts about screaming, choking, shocking, pinching,
beating the living crap out of your dogs that I wonder why some of
you have them at all. Do you raise your kids that way, or you raise
them with kindness to the best of your abilities?
Yes, Jerry's online personnality totally sucks, and he would be
better served by having his Wit's End do***ent speak for itself
and reply to people with the same kind of eloquence he shows
in his manual.
Unfortunately he doesn't, and as a result, the majority of people here
tuned him out. If you hate the messenger, don't disregard his message,
and do yourself the favor of downloading his manual and read it at
least once. Your dog deserves it.
Like previously stated, I have a 3 mo Jack Russell, and a lot of people
think these dogs become totally insane when left alone. Mine has the
full run of the house when I'm at work already.
Why?
Because she did go totally insane when I left her in her crate,
crapping on herself in the process. It was not fun. I followed
Jerry's advice and did the "Separation Anxiety" method in the
manual, and my house has not been destroyed.
Dog happier, house not destroyed?
That's all I needed to know.
If you're wondering, nope, she's not housebroken yet, and I do
come back with her business on the floor. Winter is starting
here in Montreal and she really hates going outside in the
cold (sorry Jerry, it's really not instinctive in her), so I know
I will have some difficulties with the housebreaking process.
Do I get frustrated to have to wash the floor every day? Yeah I
do, but I try my best not to show it to the dog. That's the small
price I decided to pay to have that small furball in my life.
I'm confident she'll get the hang of it, but I know that it's
not going to happen with kicking and screaming.
Tune out Jerry if you want if he doesn't make sense to you. But give
his Wit's End manual a good look, because when he wrote it at that
point in his life, he did.
Denis
> Now he senses when we are leaving, runs the
> other way and generally resists the process.
elegy *(noted Pit Bull RESCUER and veterinary technician)
MURDERED her LAST FOUR CONSECUTIVE "RESCUE"
dogs for the very same reason.
> When we come back even after a short time (one or two hours)
> he becomes quite frantic and cries/whines after we let him out.
Lockin your dog in a box is TERRORIZING him.
> The fact that his behavior seems to be getting worse is really
> stressing us, but we don't know what else might help.
Geez, I wouldn't wanna see *you* become stressed.
DOGS DIE from STRESS from separation anXXXIHOWESNESS.
BINACA beth's DEAD DOG Kavik DROPPED DEAD from
separation anXXXIHOWESNESS in less than WON week of
boarding. lying lois edward's DEAD DOG Duke DROPPED
DEAD from separation anXXXIHOWESNESS while being
boarded overnight at her vet's.
> TIA for any suggestions.
Sorry, Victek, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
*****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And
Horsey Wizard DON'T GIVE "tips" or "suggestions";
HE TEACHES folks ALL OVER the WHOWEL WILD
WORLD HOWE to pupperly handle raise an train their
critters NEARLY INSTANTLY simply by DOIN EVERY
THING EXXXACTLY PRECISELY OPPOSITE of HOWE
you been taught by the pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin
dog abusin coward professional trainers and university trained
behaviorists.
It's curiHOWES that you've come here to ask "EXXXPERTS"
who's own dogs GOT THE SAME PROBLEMS for "advice"
THEY AIN'T GOT. As those pathetic miserable stinkin rotten
lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active acute chronic
life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES MENTAL CASES
offer you their ABUSE LIES IDIOCY and INSANITY I'll reply
to *YOU*, citing their own POSTED CASE HISTORIES of
DISMAL FAILURE, ABUSE, LIES, IDIOCY and INSANITY.
Separation anXXXIHOWESNESS can be EXXXTINGUISHED
NEARLY INSTANTLY using The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing MAJESTIC GRAND MASTER Puppy,
Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey
Wizard's NON PHYSCIAL C-HOWENTER CONditioning Surrogate
Toy Separation ANXXXIHOWESNESS / Bed Time Calming / Fear Of
Thunder / Car Sickness / Submissive Urination / Obsessive Compulsive
Masturbation / Chronic Urinary Tract / Bladder / Irritable BHOWEL /
Obsessive Compulsive Marking / Self-Mutilation / Spraying / Defecating /
Counter Surfing / Garbage Bin Raiding / Hole Digging / Fence Jumping /
Coprophagia / Kitty Litter Krunching - Munching / Bell / Siren HOWEling /
WHINING / Barking / Door Bolting Syndrome Technique <{}: ~ ) >
LIKE THIS:
"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.
From: Marilyn Rammell (marilynramm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: Re: Separation anxiety (?) help needed!
Date: 1999/10/13
Hi Steve,
Just want to second Jerry's method for dealing with this -
I've suggested it to quite a few clients now and it's worked
'every' time.
It sounds a little 'amusing' I agree, but it really works.
Two of the occasions it's worked have been when the
owners were almost at the point of giving up (one had
actually put their dog into kennels for a few days so
that they could re-decorate the demolition done by the dog).
They rang me while the dog was still in kennels and were
not yet decided whether to collect the dog or not.
The very first time they tried Jerry's method, it worked.
Best of luck,
Marilyn Rammell
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Subject: To Jerry
1 From: MarilynRammell
Date: Tues, Aug 3 1999 3:00 am
Email: "MarilynRammell" <marilynramm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Groups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Hello Jerry,
A client of mine asked to say a 'big thank you' to you.
They have a 8 month spaniel that they were about to get
rid of.
In fact they had put her into kennels for a few day while
they 'thought it through'. They rang me the day before
they were due to collect her.
She had wrecked their home - everytime they left her she
destroyed something else. The walls, the cabinets, the
carpets, table legs, chair legs, - anything and everything.
They collected her and brought her to me. I gave them some
routine training exercises, and also I wrote out your advice
(I will say at this point that I was not sure about it at all,
and felt a little embarrassed - it was the advice about the
'toy dog that gets the praise for not making a mess'.
Anyway, this was 11 days ago and I heard nothing. Yesterday
they turned up at the new Monday evening class. They were
absolutely delighted.
They told me that after just one attempt, (your toy suggestion)
she 'stopped all the destruction'. They were in tear of happiness
while telling me.
Thank you Jerry.
Respectfully,
Marilyn
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AND LIKE THIS:
Dave Cohen <coh...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...
Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.
I have no stake or interest in the success of his
business. I simply want to thank him publicly for one
of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.
I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.
Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!
I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic. Thank you Jerry!
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AND LIKE THIS:
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo
Aloha Jerry,
Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.
Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!
Hoku
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"Hoku Beltz" <h...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:SN2k9.45447$V7.10868114@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Aloha Sunny,
Just follow the training program to the letter, no matter how
insignificant some of the step seem to be and your pupy will
be a very well behaved dog in a few days.
I would seriously consider backing out of the training cl*****
as they will conflict with the Wit's End principles.
I went the training route first, and still had problems until I
found Wits' End. Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
You won't be dissapointed if you follow the program.
Good luck,
Hoku
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AND LIKE THIS:
Date: 2001-11-14 09:13:21 PST
"Yves Dussault" <ydussa...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:3b1110ff.3798143@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Hi! I have downloaded Wit's End Dog Training Method... In there there is
> that trick with a toy about "Separation anxiety surrogate toy
technique."
> Anybody has tried that... I would like to give it a try with my GSP
> (German shorthair.....pointer) Comments? Yves Dussault
Yves,
I for one have tried it... in fact I use this all the time.
I just used it last evening while my husband and I went out
to see "The Mummy Returns" (a horrible turkey of a movie,
but at least the house wasn't chewed from end to end in the
meantime).
Yes, it really works. :-) So do the other distraction/
praise techniques described therein.
If you are interested in the manual, you will probably
want to begin the exercises as well.
Regards,
Lisa
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AND LIKE THIS:
"Anthony Testa" <testa52> wrote in message
We came home to almost $1,000 in damage.
Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn
down, etc. The next day we put her in the crate
again. This time we came home to a nice 2' x 3'
hole in our carpet in the middle of the living room,
right down to the cement.
I told my wife that we cannot afford to keep this dog.
We should go out and get a puppy.
<SNIP>
First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
doing exactly what he said to do in the manual.
Exactly as we did was was written, the results were
exactly as he said it would be. Then we purchased
the DDR.
This is an amazing god send to us.
First of all, Jerry sent it to us without paying. (thanks
for that gesture) This has such and AMAZING effect.
This testimonial is kind of winded so I will say this......
Jerry's product literally saved this dogs life.
Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The
dog shows absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry
told us the product works immediately and it did! She
does not bark at all during the day except when the
mailman drops mail into the slot on the door.
The manual for training works exactly as it says!
<SNIP>
Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
many people are so dang blind or ignorant.
You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
you my friend are a life saver!!!
Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
of your product, you have my number. We would galdly
talk to them.
Thank you very much for all your help.
God bless you...
Anthony & Linda Testa
Jacksonville, Florida
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AND LIKE THIS:
"Thank you, Jerry, for all you help. You've
been a blessing to all of us," AIMEE.
From: AIMEE (countrygirl0...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
)
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST
I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while I'm away
from home.
I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".
Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).
The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point at the
mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".
That made him afraid to relieve himself in the house
or infront of me.
After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.
When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".
This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...
Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking. That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.
Thank you, Jerry, for all you help. You've been a
blessing to all of us.
AIMEE
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"nesskay" <ness...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1156529540.182250.183510@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
has been a couple of months since we have initiated Jerry Howe's
recommendations for resolving the separation anxiety in our 8 y.o.
chocolate lab.
We have seen remarkable results.
She can now be left on our houseboat and we can return with
all of the wood trim and/or blinds intact. Before we spoke with
Jerry and started the training, we could not leave her without
her barking in a high pitch incessantly.
I had resorted to "building her a pen" with pieces of chair railing,
putting chairs in front of windows, and moving the bed so that she
could not get to the blind (again!). It would take about 10-15 minutes
of planning and moving things before we could leave.
Even with that, she would find something to destroy. We NOW
use the surrogate toy method and can go out, shop, go to dinner
or whatever, without any problems.
She is glad to see us when we return, but no longer frantic.
I am so happy that this seems to be the norm now.
Another problem that we had with her was although she would
not destroy the house, she would leave us runny poop in several
places.(kind of the same as destroy I guess). I tried to blame this
on her diet, but realized that her anxiety level was so high that
she just had no control. Now, the only time that she has done
that is when she devoured a diaper from the trash!!!
Jerry's methods work. I found him by typing in separation
anxiety+orlando florida into Google, otherwise I don't want
to speculate what could have happened with Amelia.
We were at our Wit's End!!!!!! Thanks so much Jerry.
We have given your URL to everyone we know with a dog.
Your methods work. The others that we tried did not.
It is that simple!
Thank you, Thank you Thank you!
Nancy and Amelia
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I can give you another ten or fifteen more CASE HISTORIES
of separation anXXXIHOWESNES being EXXXTINGUISHED
NEARLY INSTANTLY if you care to see them and of curse,
your fellHOWE dog lover pals who jerk choke shock intimidate
an murder innocent defenseless dumb critters an LIE abHOWET
it, callin them LIARS and FORGERIES.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME
I AM
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
MAJESTIC GRAND MASTER
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES
And Horsey Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
*G-R-A-N-D*
*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
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