On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:26:29 -0500, St.Jackanapes wrote:
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> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie posted this crap...
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>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:43:09 -0500, St.Jackanapes wrote:
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>> > Not afriad to mock Jesus, yowie posted this...
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:29:30 -0800, rhtydv wrote:
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>> >> > Believe in Jesus Christ above all else according to the King James
>> >> > Version bible,
>> >>
>> >> How does one go about adopting a belief such as this? Seems to me
it
>> >> would be near impossible to simply 'believe' something so vaguely
>> >> defined and unsup****ted by evidence. What if it doesn't work? How
>> >> do I stop believing? How do I know if I 'believed' properly?
>> >>
>> >> > and see if you do or do not have immediate discernible evidence of
>> >> > receiving the Holy Spirit.
>> >>
>> >> What sort of evidence?
>> >>
>> >> Err..
>> >>
>> >> Can I try this on my neighbour's cat?
>> >
>> > Don't you dare! That's animal cruelty. I'll call the Australian SPCA
>> > on you.
>>
>> That's RSPCA here.
>>
>> Too late. So.. how the **** do get this newly Spooked cat to stop
>> pissing on the Sprenger's Asparagus?
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> Try rubbing the weed with tuna fish so that the cat eats the asparagus.
> Problem solved.
Too late. I 'raptured' it.
With a shovel.
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