Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhaskell@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
twittered...
> On May 31, 9:17 pm, Jesus Hates Me <flied-l...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > Some nut named St. Jackanapes said...
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> > > In sci.med.cardiology Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD barfed this out...
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> > > Worthlesschung:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
> >
> > Is there a franchise available for Dr. Chung's Cat House?
>
> A stew pot and a hotplate?
A stew pot on wheels like those rolling wiener stands you see downtown.
Yesterday I saw on the news just how bad the stray population has become
around here lately. The TV station had a fancy graphic showing how many
feral kittens one feral cat could produce over one year. It was
astronomical. They city proposes to rid us of this feral health hazard
by throwing money at it, of course, $120 K's worth:
http://tinyurl.com/6jgzre
But - should you try and give the city a hand with this horrible feral
population, this is what happens to you:
http://tinyurl.com/5ukdze
Now, think that if we could send out Dr. Chung's Stew Pot Meals On
Wheels selling Hot Cat Wraps throughout the town, the problem would be
solved in no time at all, and we'd _make_ money instead the city
throwing it away. They could use that money somewhere else where it's
needed - like more city parks for the perverts to make new buddies.
This idea is a win-win for everyone except those feral cats!
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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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