"William Graham" <weg9@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Claude Hopper (11) 5. ?" <boobooililililil@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
>>>
>>> Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
>>> ====================================
>>>
>>> A German inventor says he's found a way to make
>>> cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.
>>>
>>> Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf,
>>> said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal
>>> cadavers.
>>>
>>> They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out
>>> hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by
>>> a catalytic converter.
>>>
>>> He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel"
>>> costs just 15 pence per litre.
>>>
>>> Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can
>>> produce 2.5 litres of fuel -
>>> meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
>>>
>>> He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture
>>> and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any
>>> problems."
>>>
>>> - Ananova
>>>
>> You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on
>> large farms. They multiply rapidly.
>>
> Better yet, you could use German inventors.......
>
Or Chinese... there's billions and billions of them, and they
multiply fast, because everyone knows that Orientals are very
good at math! <synergy crisis solved!>
(Or... "Siamese cats" for all you 'topic-Nazis')
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just looking for aliens to kill for America!" --Bucky Breeder
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