On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 20:10:14 -0500, St. Jackanapes wrote
(in article <MPG.22b3a9febbc0f6b49896b4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>):
>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...
>
>> On Jun 3, 2:01 am, St. Jackanapes <webmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell told me...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> On Jun 2, 2:15 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell twittered...
>>>
>>>>>> On Jun 1, 1:10 am, St. Jackanapes <webmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>> Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS
fatherhask...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>> twittered...
>>>
>>>>>>>> On May 31, 9:17 pm, Jesus Hates Me <flied-l...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Some nut named St. Jackanapes said...
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In sci.med.cardiology Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD barfed this
out...
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Worthlesschung:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is there a franchise available for Dr. Chung's Cat House?
>>>
>>>>>>>> A stew pot and a hotplate?
>>>
>>>>>>> A stew pot on wheels like those rolling wiener stands you see
downtown.
>>>>>>> Yesterday I saw on the news just how bad the stray population has
>>>>>>> become
>>>>>>> around here lately. The TV station had a fancy graphic showing how
many
>>>>>>> feral kittens one feral cat could produce over one year. It was
>>>>>>> astronomical. They city proposes to rid us of this feral health
hazard
>>>>>>> by throwing money at it, of course, $120 K's worth:
>>>
>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/6jgzre
>>>
>>>>>>> But - should you try and give the city a hand with this horrible
feral
>>>>>>> population, this is what happens to you:
>>>
>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/5ukdze
>>>
>>>>>>> Now, think that if we could send out Dr. Chung's Stew Pot Meals On
>>>>>>> Wheels selling Hot Cat Wraps throughout the town, the problem
would be
>>>>>>> solved in no time at all, and we'd _make_ money instead the city
>>>>>>> throwing it away. They could use that money somewhere else where
it's
>>>>>>> needed - like more city parks for the perverts to make new
buddies.
>>>
>>>>>>> This idea is a win-win for everyone except those feral cats!
>>>
>>>>>> Enough bait, enough red dye #5, enough sausage casings,
>>>>>> enough sodium nitrate, enough garlic, salt, and black pepper,
>>>>>> who'd know?
>>>
>>>>> Only God would know - and as we well know in here in a.f.j.c - He
ain't
>>>>> talkin'!
>>>
>>>> Have a rabbi bless the carc*****, and they'll be plenty
>>>> kosher.
>>>
>>> There you go! Say, those Rabbis make the best god-damned hot dogs. And
>>> now they have their own brand of Sauerkraut to go with them. But I'm
>>> afraid that I've gone and sinned with my kosher wiener - I've recently
>>> found a coney dog sauce that is only sold in Wal-mart Supercenters. I
>>> couldn't resist it. It was like Solomon and and that hot black babe
from
>>> Ethiopia all over again - except that I was the King and the coney
sauce
>>> was made at a hot dog stand in West Virginia named the Custard Stand -
a
>>> ****ing incredible discovery that I made just two weeks ago. And the
>>> sauce is from West Virginia juts like me.
>>>
>>> This **** is a gastronomic orgasm when spooned upon a Jew Dog (Hewbrew
>>> National) with yellow mustard and the Original Yahweh's very own
Hebrew
>>> National sauerkraut...But to have it my way you have to have it on
those
>>> funny hot dog buns that are for toasting or something. Hiener's makes
>>> that type in this area. They stand up on their own and don't roll
over.
>>> That way they hold in all the good **** and it doesn't leak out the
>>> bottom of the bun. It's the St. Jackanapes Jewish Coney.
>>>
>>> The story of the coney sauce started at one of those extremely small
>>> town hot dog stands that you see all over America. They are only found
>>> in towns too small to sup****t a McDonald's franchise. They all have
>>> names like the Eskimo Queen or King - you get the idea. They all let
the
>>> coney sauce burble all day long in a steel pan waiting to be heaped
onto
>>> a coney or foot long. And you can get bad ones - in fact, 6 out of 10
>>> stops at different ice-cream/coney stands will be pure ****. But it's
>>> worth it when you find the right place. I guess this Custard Stand was
>>> one of the right places. People told them to start selling it by the
>>> bucket and am I glad that they did.
>>>
>>> First, I just love coney's. The kind I had as a kid in the 60's at an
>>> A&W Root Beer Stand & Drive-In or something similar. Meat sauce with
>>> little chopped up onions in it that has been stewing all day long in
>>> it's own juices.
>>>
>>> If anyone reading this knows what makes a good coney dog should try
this
>>> stuff:http://www.custardstand.com/
>>>
>>> If you've never had Jew Dogs & Kraut:http://www.hebrewnational.com
>>
>> Hebrew National Polish sausages are the neutron bomb, best
>> thing that company sells.
>
> Wow! I haven't seen those sold here. I may need to to talk with
> management at my grocery stores.
>
>>> Don't blame me if you get heartburn. Of course now the Usenet Nazi
>>> Brigade will be hunting me down for ****lling Jewish Semi-kosher food
>>> here.
>>
>> How's that Walmart relish on a brat? Treyf, but who
>> lives on kosher all the time?
>
> Well, we call chopped up pickles, onions and stuff "relish" here in Ohio
> - the stuff I'm talking about is coney sauce: Meat sauce w/ onions &
> spices.
>
> And, it tastes ****ing great on brats, too. I just had one. But to
> really appreciate the sauce, have it on the regular hot dog.
>
>
Well, frankly speaking, I do relish a brat in the wurst way.
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