On Jun 1, 1:10 am, St. Jackanapes <webmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhask...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> twittered...
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> > On May 31, 9:17 pm, Jesus Hates Me <flied-l...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > Some nut named St. Jackanapes said...
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> > > > In sci.med.cardiology Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD barfed this out...
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> > > > Worthlesschung:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
>
> > > Is there a franchise available for Dr. Chung's Cat House?
>
> > A stew pot and a hotplate?
>
> A stew pot on wheels like those rolling wiener stands you see downtown.
> Yesterday I saw on the news just how bad the stray population has become
> around here lately. The TV station had a fancy graphic showing how many
> feral kittens one feral cat could produce over one year. It was
> astronomical. They city proposes to rid us of this feral health hazard
> by throwing money at it, of course, $120 K's worth:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/6jgzre
>
> But - should you try and give the city a hand with this horrible feral
> population, this is what happens to you:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5ukdze
>
> Now, think that if we could send out Dr. Chung's Stew Pot Meals On
> Wheels selling Hot Cat Wraps throughout the town, the problem would be
> solved in no time at all, and we'd _make_ money instead the city
> throwing it away. They could use that money somewhere else where it's
> needed - like more city parks for the perverts to make new buddies.
>
> This idea is a win-win for everyone except those feral cats!
Enough bait, enough red dye #5, enough sausage casings,
enough sodium nitrate, enough garlic, salt, and black pepper,
who'd know?
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