http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
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A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of
dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old
tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then
turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per
litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel
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meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
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