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How to survive world war three

by pirate jenny <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 7, 2007 at 09:12 AM

How to survive world war three
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Regurgitator
'Couldn't Do It (Happy Shopper'
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that's a remix

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smartarse computer

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more drugs over here...

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seriously
bein psychic is a good start

so once again we plunge

into th notepad
with  th music
playin randomly


and try to write decent or
just funny clues to th song about to play

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operant conditioning it's called

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for th operant psychic

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or to become one


simple

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if th clue is any good

th endorphin rush

teaches yr brain


not a conscious thing

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i want that endorphin hit

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a juicy clue to

well

lots of things

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bugger

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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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didnt i tell u to **** off

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i'm not starstruck
i just see too much of wot th ***** does


th public's interest i blame


i cant change wot th ppl think


and i can read their minds

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usually 7 days before they thunk it

weird as

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a yr in yr case beautiful lady

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is only cause she so stunning

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and squeeled so much

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shutup

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magic *****

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INXS
'?'
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D:\down\movies\inxsineedyoutonightextended.MP3

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more opposites
magic generally comes that way

i need u like a hole in th head

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i've already ****ed an actress

and a model

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so much magic


been there too though


married that one

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once

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trekkin thru my diary

six yrs this june 25


why u get married june 25 ?

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why did i 
propose to u
on th net

a yr to th day earlier

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****ed if i know

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training my gift

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magic

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she's safely married
to a guy who grew up down th road
twenty minutes away by car

he's magic enough

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gotten drunk and high
with a couple of his greatest fans


ppl who grew up wi him

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it's all good

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be psychic enough
no harm comes to u

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at least see i

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Nirvana
'Scoff'
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t coming

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funny computer

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i jump into skatebowls
on a monoshock unicycle


because i trust it

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clear over th wall

have to bunnyhop th *****

to jump th combing

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everythin is still wet
we had a rain event

ok i'll
tune my psychic gift for a bit

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pays dividends

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how to survive world war three

i'd describe myself
as


a survivalist


surprising for an

extreme unicyclist

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live like u dont care

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have th right stuff

die laughing

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ride yr unicycle down dark roads

withotu lights

with yr eyes closed


trusting yr gift

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learning


unicycle zen

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balance in all things


u may not wish

to join a *** change program for a time

to get balance but

i got goodies out of it

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Mudvayne
'****ing Determined'
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well put jenny

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a little creation of mine

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just a trick

random number generator wheel

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wot do u think mr turing ?

my computer talks to me occasionally


and mostly makes sense

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for every action

there's an equal and opposite reaction

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well that chick did say i was
a bit random

hangs on my every word

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Arlo Guthrie
'I'M Going Home'
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which means i'm splitting
heading home or

out to th streets

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wot's yr mum up to rachel ?

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our connection is so strong

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do i have to
look at th pictures of u

frm when u were modelling


ya still photograph like
one of toni pearen's sisters

i cart th chick
not th photo

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she's so bad fo rme
she has to be good for me

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we both
wanna go back to th bush


and grow our own food


th last redheadcouldnt cut it

we were doin th good life
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Metallica
'Metallica - Master Of Puppets'
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Fleetwood Mac
'Fleetwood Mac - Tusk'
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a small farm
cause i was raised on a farm


wi 
pigs and ducks and chickens and
cows and

th odd horse

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lived on two horse studs but

they my uncles

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my third name
lover of horses

that's a slave
a i fed em once and

gave em al colic

never had to feed em again

cept for aunty janets stallion

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him i;d feed

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big appaloosa

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i used to ride keetah bareback


he was
over seventeen hands and

toey

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they said i was strange for talkin to th cows an pigs but

they all came to me

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Cypress Hill
'Cypress Hill - A Man'
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when th farm
became a party house

th boys called me

talker to pigs


i ran things

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talker to things

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th old man
offed th old lady

right there

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how did i escape ?


well for one thing



i didnt grab th jammed gun

layin in plain sight


on th kitchen table


went thru four doors
clsoin each oen bedhind me

he drunk as

and

saved th dog

which i used as a diversion

to draw his attention

so i could run like ****


not armed

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how to survive

do th right thing

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u dont know
till it happens to u
how u'll react

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this is life
and death
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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
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i survived

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my mother lay dead

with five bullets in her face


and her boyfriend with

many more


and my stepfather lay dead

with half his head blown off

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ya missed me ya old ****

went after th dog

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 had th dream
for thirteen yrs
before th reality

th old man hunting me

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wont catch me mate

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when i near froze to death
in that norwegian pass

wouldnt let th little black bastard
into yr bed to

get warm

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didnt cry when u died

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dont cry much at all

if truth be told

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yr father
in tito's yugoslavia
gave me th english translation

and flogged u

and we made up

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i called u dad again

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and we went deer hunting together

in th jugoslav forests

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with yr brother

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always beat u at target shooting

it;s yr temper old man

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coffee...

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The Police
'roxanne'
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we were using
police specials

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he bought em frm th cops

which they swept under th rug


i was only eighteen

only took five cops wi guns

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XTC
'Making Plans For Nigel'
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i live in ned kelly country
on th wrong side of th law


generally

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and work as a hitman
for an underground
secret service

which th man seems to let

play 

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**** man

my average hits per yr is



sixty thousand

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over six yrs

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not double o

i got promoted to


triple o

th first

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not
triple o one 
or triple o two or


kuta lady's number

triple o 37

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triple o
th country's emergency phone number

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i apolgised for
knockin off two senior feds and

pointed at some other ****

i wanted brought to their attention and

th silence is astounding

as always

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ya go

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D:\down\movies\Robbie Williams .- Tripping2.MP3

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it's in th lyrics

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tta do it up front

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i get th odd aussie

as collateral damage


usually
out of country



we try and keep th magic

offshore

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those two toddlers lost in th bush

was a special case and u know it

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read th record

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i atlked about walkabout kids
inth bush

for a week or more

before

th little ****ers went missing

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they walked out unharmed


after a night in th freezing bush



toddlers

i count that as a win

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tryin to balance some

nasty magic


keep my countrymen off my back


i dont listen to comment

i dont need to

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i watch th news too

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Kylie Minogue
'Loving Days'
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cute

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when it can get in
past th business news and
s****t and

fa****on

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oh and
celebrities

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if a ****in big rock
falls out of th sky

like happened 
to th house across th road

dont be under it


or within it;s effects

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isnt that easy ?

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i think it;d be easy


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for u

maybe not so easy


do u practise ?

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u have a gift

wild but


untrained by scientific method

do u practise ?

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operant conditioning

simple bio feedback

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th rush
of endorphins

th brain knows wot to do wi that

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it can get addictive

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th rush when

ya lok back at th clue u've just written

and get th other half


of th head rush



u dig it ?

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Metalica
'Frantic'
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not hard

just takes time

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a litle bit of thought
about th last thing u wrote
before th nxt track started polaying and

yr mind will supply


th rest

over time



my gift is

six yrs trained




write down th tracks or

wotever random events u're using



dont use

planned things


like rorsach cards


or cards in general

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unless they're fresh
unsullied by human emotion


rare

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zen is in chaos

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Big Audio Dynamite II
'The Globe'
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and one level down frm th atom

we'll get an exponential jump in power


th universe built backwards

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we'll keep goin down

there is no end of levels


i looked inside

and saw nothing

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was during an
auto*****ca experience


th closing of th circle
th animal chakra

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an infinitely large mass

must be composed of

infinitely small

particles

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then it has no limits

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and if nuthing is there

then magic is real

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which i already know

and can prove

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but validation is crap


practising magic is




wild

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i've been a wizard long enough now

th big things


have become

routine

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my hitman killcount
fo rhis yr

still round

110



and i average

sixty thousand a yr



there's another juicy disaster
acoming

i can claim th kills frm


before it happens

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so delicious

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so wrong

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so incredibly wrong


taking jollies
frm a hundred thousand ppl

goin under th rubble

in an earthquake

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my death curse
my large death general death curse

th night before

online

got me much pleasur
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Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
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e

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super tramp

was a big earthquake kuta

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extinct volcano

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full of stingless honey bees

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we're still in business baby

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and this service
may be th only one


to provide clues to th disaster

even if

unpalatable




always


but that's magic

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the australian aboriginal secret service

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we're too blatant to hide

and too nasty to be public

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TAASS

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we shall defend our island

we shall never surrender 



song lyric

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too ****in right

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i am

one of many

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we're openly 
giving u

the secrets of

secret mens business

a secret for




a hundred thousand yrs



in th spirit of a global village

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th history books

say our witchdoctors

killed

with th bone of death



seven days after it was pointed at u


because u knew

it was pointed at u


science



psi science

says different

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best view is
th witchdoctor is psychic and

just knows th guy is gunna die
in seven days


one way or another

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but
th observer
always ****s in th experiment

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i believe everything

that way i'm not disappointed

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as an aboriginal asutralian witchdoctor

my god
is th land


commonsense
tells me

there is no land


i wont sign a treatie johnny

i dont see any land

i see 
tiny little things that

arent there

pretending to be bigger things



but i still
wor****p th land as my god



zero


nuthing

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it still works

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moves mountains anyway

at least in northern pakistan

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we're umm

in th hunt for osama

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got a bit general
with th last death curse


for which we apologise
we wore many collateral deaths


and made many australians uncomfortable

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when th 
australian weather
is shown right way up

with australia

on top of th globe

th tv antennae
comes out of yr arse

****

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sorry


scuse i


more drugs over here ...

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Dire Straits
'Money for Nothing'
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i want my own tv


lyric

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thang
th drugs man

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one of many

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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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