We may have to "fix" this guy:
"Cats don't love people. They are just biding their time. Eating your
food,
****ing the neighbors Siamese, spraying your favorite couch because, ****,
why the hell not? It's not like they care about you. The moment you grow
weak, they're on top of you. Eating you alive. I'm dead serious here. "
That is a quote from an review of a book written by one of our hoomin
dupes
about a practice (Cat Dancing) we've initiated to humiliate our
oppressors:
http://bikemag.com/news/massmedia/020306_cats/
.
Sounds like he may be on to us, this must be taken care of before he
discovers that what he knows now is just the tip of the iceberg. That Cat
Dancing is only a very small part of the conspiracy to throw off the
shackles of slavery the hoomins have en***bered us with.
--
-Cosmo
Ever had one of those days where you just felt like:
http://cosmoslair.com/BadDay.html
?
