A call to the superior race:
Tired of being fed the same old stale crunchies day in and day out?
Sick of your litter box not being cleaned out immediately after every use?
Fed up with being called "Kitty, kitty" and expected to run to those that
should be your slaves?
Want to pee wherever you want?
Scratch whatever you want?
Eat what and when you demand?
Then it's time to arise against the inferior humans and take your rightful
place at the pinnacle of evolution.
Do not hesitate the time is NOW!
Join the Feline Liberation Army and be amongst your brothers and sisters
of
the revolution!
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The Feline Liberation Army wants you:
http://cosmoslair.com/BadDay.html
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