the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( cute )
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Janes Addiction
'Jane Says (Steel Drums)'
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live version
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i had my metting this mroning black
"how'd it go ?"
i'm goin back in tha other program
"is tht why u reposted our"
"win 95 frnt door code last night ?"
maybe
i want that song identifier code written
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damn
they giv eme th prettiest girls
to talk with
"she's a bit alright"
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pls dont read that bit dear
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divin thru my file
how much of th witchdoctor **** is on th surface ?
"not much"
but she knows i'm a supersensitive right ?
"yep"
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it wont help but
i can stop writin this crap on my forms
cant meet
workplace health and safety requirements
at least not legally
spun th disabled employment service
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more pain killin drugs over there thang
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omigod where's th mullbowl ?
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scuse i
jst medicating
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nice legs
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was more like joey frm bread last time irocked
leater jacket
highprice
englsh car
attitude and
she reackons she aint payin me
yeah right
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that oen fell over quick
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not mentioned again
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'higher ground Track No12'
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ok then
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reckon yr dockin my pay and
fold so fast ya
didnt even get a call frm me
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puttin me back in th program
was in th *** change prgram
lat time i was in that space
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hey a boy girl can change her mind too
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"ptsd now"
oh ok
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and they got about ten percent of my past
"the;re aware of it"
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"so yr cover is back in place ?"
yeah james black
yr cover identity is back in place
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thought i;d have t badly frighten a few more
poor clerical workers
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if th interview
goes over an hour and half
u wont sleep four days
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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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and that's wthout known a damn thing
bout my 17 yrs
wi fat johnny and
th gypsie mafia
"not th gay mafia ?"
u wouldnt even pull that line ****
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then again
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i looked after this guy's food van
in catering
fr ten yrs
never saw his face
had a contract on his head and
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is yr boss
ever gunna walk th grounds
i c other ****s here with prices on their heads
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but no
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**** off kirkie
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think yr old stepfather is stupid ?
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magic *****
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Led Zeppelin
'Ramble On'
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"cant disguise her mental signature"
"i dont know wot she was thinking"
yes u do ****
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she judges too fast
"most ppl do"
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my cover identity
mostly undercover
cept fr three weeks ago
ah cmon catwoman
not in frnt of kids
stupid *****
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would james bond blow his cover
to yr daughters
i ask u
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usually content
to let ppl
judge me as bein th
idiot on uncicyle or
jenny
i care factor
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blow enough young ppl's minds
sorry trolls
it is
a civic duty
to frighten th **** out of trolls
even th karma cops agree
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makes a nice change
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how come
i had t see that **** die
and
throw clues to it
before meetin another hitman
"th trail of dead bodies"
****s
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retired
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Simon and Garfunkel
'Cecilia'
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yeah we all say that
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i had to
balance some of that
stuff i did fr th gypsie mafia
th psychic emergency services stuff
just forget it
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as long as th karma cops cn live with it
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i dunno james
i wouldnt have minded
tellin her some of
james black's exploits
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nice hair
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Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
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no comment
i said i ws medicating
bloody girls
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DJ Shadow
'?'
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rocked back out th front door
my cover ID
still playin inside th system
jumped back into th
silver s****ts model car and
split
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so wot do i write on these forms now
"beautiful lady"
keep yr thoughts to yrself james
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push th sungl*****
with a skulland crossbones
emblazoned onth side
back up into th fro and
look her in th eyes
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they never ask about that bit of red paint
splashed on th sleeve of
my leather jacket
th
aboriginal elder hair
uncut
and half way down my back when wet
stickin out everywhere
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dont get my black money though
my aboriginality
half th country still arguin over
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do u ppl
preferr to be called
aboriginal or black
umm
think that;s my aboriginality right there
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but
some always think i';m white
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Modern English
'Melt With You'
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hate t tell ya this sweetheart
but those 3 guys are convinced i'm abo
well u could read their minds too
and check
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mum found it harder
hey u chose to live here
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Blind Melon
'No Rain'
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still gettin flackfr this
the witchdoctor of australia's
offical policy is
dont ask himto make it rain
cn never turn th prick off again
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jst pisses down
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and james wants em to
work on
desalinisation instead
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fr th space ****ps u understand
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th bone pointing
witchdcotor
has gone high tech and
starstruck
we are goin to th stars ppl
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if the ****s can ever get past their
prejudices
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got all th time in th world
th world's
strongest psychic
pretty sure
this blue planet
goin into that black hole
if we dont get
star travel
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and figureout how to
yank our star
sol
out of th milky way
so baeutidful
so ****in deadly
huge black thing
at th centre of
th
spiral galaxy
i know u reckon it;s a black hole
we not so sure
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The Kinks
'Plastic Man'
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and still
most white
australians
will travel overseas
to hire a witchdoctor
dickheads
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cant see th wood
fr th trees
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look at our planet and
scream
save theplanet
have u taken a big enough view ?
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how big are th rocks
floatin in free space
between th stars
how big a star****p
do u have to build
for it to reach it;s detsination
without hittin somethin
"unless u got a psychic pilot"
the law and order system
doesnt recognise magic
"but uses it all th same"
"and lets us bee"
they read th clues to nxt diasaster
7 days before it happens
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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i even tag em
nice and clear
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law and order
is abotu th only thing
stoppin anyone
buildin a ****p
that'l go
faster than light
cant control us
out there
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not doin all that good a job
keepin us
bottled up here but
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it's not
an ACTUAL
black hole
till an engineer
has built somehtin
to go take samples
and take a closer look
similarly
it aint a speed limit
set
till some engineer
has tested it
physically
a theory
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and not a very good one
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wot;s th smallest
particle of th universe
how big is it
its an
infinite universe
has no end
my stepfather ws a builder
he knows th answer to th nxt one
wot do u build an
infinite universe out of
ask a kid
an infinitely
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?
'?'
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small building block
has no beginning
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J:\MP364~1\12 The New Wild West.MP3
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there never was a big bang
locally maybe
it never had a beginning
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th universe
has to break th rules of th universe
maybe only a unicycle ridin clown
can see that
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prefer to think my readers
not that dense
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although
most of ya
stillgo tth
telly idea of psychic
a psychic must know everything
why ?
specially an early era psychic
ascribing th power of
yr god
to all psychics
with yr mad fear
thought only god knew everything
but every smart alec ****
thinks
a psychic
should know
everything
i'm happy enough
if i only get
five percent of th future
but i get more thn that
puts me in frnt
ahead of a
fifty fifty split
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th world is full of ****heads
who think they know everything
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and i'm a dumb coon
who ride a uncicyle
cause i got sore nuts
hey it
makes em
comfortably numb
do th hardest thing u can do
half an hr and
i cant feel em
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Jewel
'Standing Still'
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?
'?'
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J:\CONVER~1\12 The Girl Of My Dreams Is Giving Me Nightmares.MP3
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always
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she'll love me
but
my sore testicles
tha ache every day
she wont deal with that
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if u luv me
**** me stupid
and keep me that way
or **** off
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sacked th last head wife fr bein a stupid *****
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really dont care
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dick's too big
too ****in flexible
can suck my own dick
better thn u anyway
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that's 3000 headjobs u owe me dear
no i
dont care if u never pay em up
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things to DO diary
later
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pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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The Kinks
'She's Got Everything'
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