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funny gross story

by Starr Cash <starr@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 23, 2007 at 06:19 PM

OK so I'm keeping a pretty close eye on Supresa because she is BIG as
a house, waddles like a duck, can't even squat to use the poo pile,
bulges hugely at the backside when she cushes and generally looks
close to having a baby.  And beside... she is totally deaf as a post,
fat as mud and a maiden to boot.  So, I have things to worry about you
know?  Therefore, I was on it like a hawk when she started acting
"funny" today.  I just sat down to watch her.  Which I did for a while
thinking oh goody, today's the day!.  She was humming and grunting and
up and down and rolling until I started to worry because she wasn't
opening her vulva.  Finally she kind of threw herself down in a hard
roll... and farted like a champion competitor!!!  Major points for
this one!  

After which she clearly felt much better because she went and chowed
down for a while.  No baby today.

And I laughed like a fool - Funny critters!
Starr
 




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funny gross story
Starr Cash <starr@[EMA  2007-06-23 18:19:07 
Re: funny gross story
Susan Gawarecki <loc@[  2007-06-25 20:14:47 
Re: funny gross story
"sarchasm" <  2007-08-01 22:01:33 
Re: funny gross story
"Susan Ravan" &  2007-08-03 09:40:40 
Re: funny gross story
"sarchasm" <  2007-08-03 07:46:36 

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