Ball, you've recently made the statement that I'm helping to keep the
Chinese Communist Party in power. The day you get me to take this
statement seriously for a single second I'll immediately hand in my
letter of resignation, say goodbye to the woman I love, and fly back
to Sydney.
I have to say though, that I'll be holding you to fairly high
standards of intellectual rigor. Usually the best you can do is to
make me laugh out loud.
Give it your best shot.