Boobs; Goofy and Clownish.................

.................while Dutch is so stylish and witty.

Why are these two so opposite when it's obvious they are joined at the
hip?

Is it possible Dutch can influence Boobs in a positive way? Could he
start by talking Boobs into advising Rupert as to what to tell his
doctor on July 14?

Could Dutch advise Boobs to post scanned evidence of his supposed
academic credentials?

Could Dutch convince Boobs to overcome his abject fear of Rupert?

So much a man of style and wit could do to help a goofy clown.