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> Ok...we are stuck.
Oh? Perhaps you got a congenital defect?
> I think we have looked through at least 100 dog name lists,
> baby name lists, but we can not find a name that suits his face.
This is a BEHAVIOR forum, crispywafers. HOWE COME
would you DISRESPECT my forums with your ridiculHOWES
puppy names idiocy?
> We have one dog named Sophie already -
You mean the Bichon you couldn't train a year and a half ago
DESPITE that I offered you all the FREE INFORMATION
and FREE HEELP with ANY problem you may have --
EXXXCEPT for NAMING your new puppy?
What kind of imbecile are you, crispywafers?
NHOWE you got all the PATHETIC MISERABLE
STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN
MENTAL CASES wasting bandwidth on my forums
offerin you their IDIOCY trying to name your puppy.
If time permits I'll copy their POSTED CASE HISTORIES
of ABUSE MURDER LIES IDIOCY and INSANITY for
your edification.
> so my husband wants a name that does not end with a "y" sound.
Tell your husband to take a chill pill. And take WON yourself.
> Any suggestions
You got a lotta nerve.
> What name does this face say to you?
IT SEZ YOU'RE A DOG ABUSIN MENTAL CASE:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: crispywaf...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
10 Dec 2006 06:52:43 -0800
Subject: Puppy pooping ALOT - is this normal?
I have owned dogs before - perhaps it's just been
too long since I've had a puppy though -
From:
The_Insanely_Freakin_Simply_Amazing_Grand_Puppy_Wiza...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
10 Dec 2006 13:41:58 -0800
Subject: Re: Puppy pooping ALOT - is this normal?
HOWEDY crispywafers,
WELCOME to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
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Newsgroups: alt.pets.guinea-pigs
From: crispywaf...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:29:34 -0700
Subject: Will the dog EVER get used to the guinea pig?
Hi all,
I am hoping someone with guinea pigs and a dog can help me out here.
I have two very young guinea pigs in a pretty darn big closed-in cage
in our family room. They are new to our family - only been here 3
days. I would like to keep them in the family room so they have lots
of interaction and they can do people watching.
I also have a young Bichon-poo. She is 10 months old and is about 11
pounds. Now I'm not asking for them to be friends or anything - but
our Bichon is driving us nuts with the constant whining.
She loves to watch them - will generally try to find a seat somewhere
on the couch where she can see and watch them (the guinea pigs don't
even seem to care anymore). She will also go over to the guinea pig
cage, stand up to try and see them, and stick her face right up
against the bars and even give a couple "paws at it" sometimes with a
big old whine (the cage is on rollers and is a few feet up). She wags
her tail and quite honestly I think she is more fascinated then
threatening. However, I would not trust her with them for a second.
My problem is she is almost in a constant whining state. I think
listening to them run around, eat, play, and probably the smell, etc.
is driving her a bit nuts. This is beginning to drive US nuts.
Will her fascination with them where off? Or will the whining at least
stop when she gets used to them being here? It's only been 3 days but
if this is never going to get better - we will have to find a different
room
for the guinea pigs (which I would hate hate hate to do - i love having
them in the family room with us).
What has been your experience?
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The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Goat,
Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's
EXXXPERIENCE is that dog abusin mental cases like
yourself only care abHOWET themselves, not the welfare
of their critters.
NHOWE GET THE HEEL HOWETA MY FORUMS.
From: Paul Bousie
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2003 8:00 AM
Subject: Geday.
Hey J,
I see nothings changed on the NG. Still the same
old crappy advice and misunderstanding of the
only advice worth reading.
The problem with your method J is that I can't
answer the questions on the NG no more, people
are after a quick fix, they don't want to understand
that dog training requires a disiplined method, I'm
now really understanding that they are all result
orientated, they want the dog to sit, to down, to
stay, to come, to stop it's "bad" behaviours, they
want to stamp out each anxiety one at a time not
realising they create a new one as they deal with
the last.
I feel sorry for them, they don't understand, they
don't even realise the errors of thier ways and
they arn't self thinkers, they follow the majority,
after all if everyone says thats the way then it
must be. I've finally realised people don't want
to learn to train dogs they want a trained dog,
they want a little puppet that sits and stays and
downs and does all the nice doggy stuff or so
they think, then when the dog acts like a dog
they come squealing to the NG asking how to
stop the dog being a dog.
I have a nice little visulisation of a dogs mind
that I think demonstrates the way we approach
dog training. Imagine lots of little circles all in a
cluster, each one representing a dog anxiety or
behaviour ( desied or not), each circle represents
something about the dog, all of them create what
a dog is.
The traditional way to train a dog is to stamp out
the "bad" circles, try to eliminate as many as you
can, problem is each one you stamp out another
takes it's place (anxiety circles can't be destroyed
they just change), obviously it's a futile exercise,
but thats the traditional way.
Now imagine a big circle that completely surrounds
all the small circles, this big circle is the whole dog,
that's what we get hold of with all the little circles
inside, we don't see the little circles we see the BIG
circle the macro as you put it and use that to train.
I laugh now when I see posts critisising you, they
are critising something they don't even understand
or even have the capacity to understand.
See ya,
Paul
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From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004
Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.
You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
alert the world to animal abuse.
We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and sup****t your valuable
work.
Have you thought of establi****ng a nonprofit
charity to fund your im****tant work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?
In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.
--Marshall Dermer
Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/
Behavior Analysis Specialty/Department
of Psychology/University of Wisconsin-
Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 53201der...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
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"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
All truth p***** through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, People?
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
*G-R-A-N-D*
*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, *****, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
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